Sam Elliott
@samelliott.bsky.social
archduke of shitposting and lord emperor of sam elliotts
what jokes do people make when they can’t talk about penis. i’ve never been more lost please daddy sam elliott shine a light on the path i must take
April 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
what jokes do people make when they can’t talk about penis. i’ve never been more lost please daddy sam elliott shine a light on the path i must take
this is now a family friendly zone so no more dick jokes because i’m embarrassed some kind people accidentally tagged me and they saw my stupid jokes about masturbating to drainage pipes
April 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
this is now a family friendly zone so no more dick jokes because i’m embarrassed some kind people accidentally tagged me and they saw my stupid jokes about masturbating to drainage pipes
gathering all the sam elliotts like they are infinity stones
April 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
gathering all the sam elliotts like they are infinity stones
beating my dick to drainage pipes
March 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
beating my dick to drainage pipes
small chance this account shows up in a background check for work and dear reviewers please note that i’m sorry yet regret nothing and hope u had a great time reading my artisanal shitposts
March 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
small chance this account shows up in a background check for work and dear reviewers please note that i’m sorry yet regret nothing and hope u had a great time reading my artisanal shitposts
arrest everyone who uses this app
February 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
arrest everyone who uses this app
i’m at the pizza hut
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
February 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i’m at the pizza hut
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
typing this skweet w the tip of my dick
February 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
typing this skweet w the tip of my dick
bluesky will never be successful because it can’t be made into a verb. see google, tweet
February 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
bluesky will never be successful because it can’t be made into a verb. see google, tweet
time to prepare a summoning circle and summon ethereal beings from hell
February 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
time to prepare a summoning circle and summon ethereal beings from hell
i will assemble all the pieces of sam elliott
@samelliott.bsky.social howdy, pardner 🤠
February 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i will assemble all the pieces of sam elliott
Reposted by Sam Elliott
@samelliott.bsky.social howdy, pardner 🤠
February 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@samelliott.bsky.social howdy, pardner 🤠
good evening folks time to get some rest and beat my meat 😮💨
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
good evening folks time to get some rest and beat my meat 😮💨
*opens bing*
how to plan a sam elliott orgy
how to plan a sam elliott orgy
February 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*opens bing*
how to plan a sam elliott orgy
how to plan a sam elliott orgy
i only claim the sam elliotts with two L’s and two T’s. the rest of you are a bunch of losers
February 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i only claim the sam elliotts with two L’s and two T’s. the rest of you are a bunch of losers
“for sure dude… knock on wood”
*slaps my boner*
*slaps my boner*
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“for sure dude… knock on wood”
*slaps my boner*
*slaps my boner*
bring all the sam elliotts to me and i’ll be their emperor
December 20, 2024 at 8:55 PM
bring all the sam elliotts to me and i’ll be their emperor
gm sky app let’s get that bread (testing for pigeons in audience)
November 20, 2024 at 11:01 AM
gm sky app let’s get that bread (testing for pigeons in audience)
this app has corporate HR linkedin energy
November 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
this app has corporate HR linkedin energy
this app won’t be great until the degenerates migrate
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 PM
this app won’t be great until the degenerates migrate
it takes everything in me to not shitpost in linkedin
April 5, 2024 at 6:04 PM
it takes everything in me to not shitpost in linkedin
Reposted by Sam Elliott
they let the losers into bluesky o no
February 6, 2024 at 10:32 PM
they let the losers into bluesky o no
i am the cock from puerto rico
February 6, 2024 at 9:57 PM
i am the cock from puerto rico