Samantha Carr
@samc4rr.bsky.social
Writer.
Artist.
Phd Creative Writing candidate.
Artist.
Phd Creative Writing candidate.
How does a squirrel #measure his nuts?
Excuse me?
Not that you dirty sod - his supply for the winter? How does he know when he has enough stashed?
Oh, lol. I guess he asks the wind how angry they've been this season.
Oh right, yeah. I hope no one asks me that question.
#vss365
Excuse me?
Not that you dirty sod - his supply for the winter? How does he know when he has enough stashed?
Oh, lol. I guess he asks the wind how angry they've been this season.
Oh right, yeah. I hope no one asks me that question.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Why are you arresting me?
Ma'am, you have illicit #literature.
It's just a poetry pamphlet.
She smirked as they shoved her in the back of the dark van, huddled next to other writers and artists who had been rounded up in the latest purge. Locking them up together was not a smart move.
#vss365
Ma'am, you have illicit #literature.
It's just a poetry pamphlet.
She smirked as they shoved her in the back of the dark van, huddled next to other writers and artists who had been rounded up in the latest purge. Locking them up together was not a smart move.
#vss365
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Why are you arresting me?
Ma'am, you have illicit #literature.
It's just a poetry pamphlet.
She smirked as they shoved her in the back of the dark van, huddled next to other writers and artists who had been rounded up in the latest purge. Locking them up together was not a smart move.
#vss365
Ma'am, you have illicit #literature.
It's just a poetry pamphlet.
She smirked as they shoved her in the back of the dark van, huddled next to other writers and artists who had been rounded up in the latest purge. Locking them up together was not a smart move.
#vss365
The #laws of nature are simple: leave me as you found me, or better.
The laws of man, simpler still: leave me better off, I've found a way to temporarily make myself king.
But, there's no need to determine who will win. Look upon thy works, choose which mountain you want to be buried in.
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The laws of man, simpler still: leave me better off, I've found a way to temporarily make myself king.
But, there's no need to determine who will win. Look upon thy works, choose which mountain you want to be buried in.
#vss365
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I've never been to #Capri, Italy, don't speak the #language. I haven't seen Faraglioni's towering rocks. I've worn capri leggings, but refuse to do any ironing. I have a photo of me in my Capricorn mum's iconic Ford Capri. A car built like iron - probably still in better nick than me.
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November 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I fell asleep in #history class, somewhere in the tudor period. I dreamt I was in a scene of Blackadder where there was a cunning plan of some kind or another. As usual, when I woke I remembered nothing - except the wicked side eye from my tutor as he spotted the drool on my chin.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
She has no sense of direction and is useless with map and compass. But she knows the fierce #geography of her hometown intimately. The illusion of grace on the sea's surface as it encircles Drake’s Island in an embrace. Experience says this glaze betrays the satiating collision of rivers.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
She has no sense of direction and is useless with map and compass. But she knows the fierce #geography of her hometown intimately. The illusion of grace on the sea's surface as it encircles Drake’s Island in an embrace. Experience says this glaze betrays the satiating collision of rivers.
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We always talk about #famous last words, but I think it says more about a person to know their first words, don't you?
Err, well, that's simple, it's either mum or dad.
Nope - mine were tick tock.
Always setting trends huh. Mine was probably a gurgle followed by some posset.
#vss365
Err, well, that's simple, it's either mum or dad.
Nope - mine were tick tock.
Always setting trends huh. Mine was probably a gurgle followed by some posset.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
At Sam's Academy the #education is unlearning.
So you make kids stupid?
No, we work smarter. Instead of adding numbers and working out the answer. We get the numbers to do it themselves. Or the kids spell words and then we add them to the dictionary, like lmnw: being touched by a ghost.
#vss365
So you make kids stupid?
No, we work smarter. Instead of adding numbers and working out the answer. We get the numbers to do it themselves. Or the kids spell words and then we add them to the dictionary, like lmnw: being touched by a ghost.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
At Sam's Academy the #education is unlearning.
So you make kids stupid?
No, we work smarter. Instead of adding numbers and working out the answer. We get the numbers to do it themselves. Or the kids spell words and then we add them to the dictionary, like lmnw: being touched by a ghost.
#vss365
So you make kids stupid?
No, we work smarter. Instead of adding numbers and working out the answer. We get the numbers to do it themselves. Or the kids spell words and then we add them to the dictionary, like lmnw: being touched by a ghost.
#vss365
I am a #domestic goddess.
Honey, the place is a tip, you haven't cleaned in weeks. You did at least change the bed sheets.
Exactly, sleep and dreams are important, but I haven't ever seen the Virgin Mary, Hathor or Innana depicted with a mop and bucket babe.
I'll take the trash out shall I?
#vss365
Honey, the place is a tip, you haven't cleaned in weeks. You did at least change the bed sheets.
Exactly, sleep and dreams are important, but I haven't ever seen the Virgin Mary, Hathor or Innana depicted with a mop and bucket babe.
I'll take the trash out shall I?
#vss365
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
We sat in coach on the coach as I coached the team in the #business of corner set play. A confident cross curves the ball into the box. A crossaint attacker formation raises our chance to score.
Excuse me, ma'am, aren't you the driver?
Of course! We can cover free kicks on the carriageway.
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Excuse me, ma'am, aren't you the driver?
Of course! We can cover free kicks on the carriageway.
#vss365
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I was shopping for my #Halloween outfit and caught a glimpse of silver in the mirror. No problem, I had time, so I swung by Boots and grabbed some magic root retouch serum. How was I supposed to know real magic would leak through the thin veil as soon as the wand touched my hair?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I was shopping for my #Halloween outfit and caught a glimpse of silver in the mirror. No problem, I had time, so I swung by Boots and grabbed some magic root retouch serum. How was I supposed to know real magic would leak through the thin veil as soon as the wand touched my hair?
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#vss365
Wow, that's quite the shiner you have. What happened?
I was at the gym.
Treadmill?
No, more inane than that - #Ray, the PT, asked for my number.
Ooh the one with the guns?
Yup. I pressed stop, got off - and as I was strutting towards him, I tripped over HER towe!
Your ex's new missus?! 😱
#vss365
I was at the gym.
Treadmill?
No, more inane than that - #Ray, the PT, asked for my number.
Ooh the one with the guns?
Yup. I pressed stop, got off - and as I was strutting towards him, I tripped over HER towe!
Your ex's new missus?! 😱
#vss365
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The tree whispered sadness at spending winter alone and she felt the low winter sun reflect from her #argent skin. The sky turned blood orange and a light rain of golden syrup fell. A single drop transformed her into an evergreen leaf and she circled up to attach her feet to a stem.
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October 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Not many people know about Geppetto's other #experiment - pistachio. The boy whose peanut grew everytime he lied. That wooden pole grew so high, the only thing he could mate with was the hole in the sky. And she said no - cos how could she ever trust him?
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October 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Not many people know about Geppetto's other #experiment - pistachio. The boy whose peanut grew everytime he lied. That wooden pole grew so high, the only thing he could mate with was the hole in the sky. And she said no - cos how could she ever trust him?
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My neighbours gathered outside, took snaps of the #heliacal rising of a bright star over the horizon. They wondered what it meant and if they should prepare for a flood. I had to let them down gently - this was no new star or herald of a new age. It was just my fever breaking.
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October 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The first time she danced in front of the mirror she was reluctant to watch herself. Was too self conscious. After a while she grew more confident and took a peek - was surprised to see her reflection dancing to a different beat. She didn't feel #terror though, it was a shiver of excitement. #vss365
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The first time she danced in front of the mirror she was reluctant to watch herself. Was too self conscious. After a while she grew more confident and took a peek - was surprised to see her reflection dancing to a different beat. She didn't feel #terror though, it was a shiver of excitement. #vss365
She was so used to being #unseen, sliding between people's thoughts, creating arguments just for fun. Occasionally starting a new love tryst for kicks. When the cute guy stopped and asked her if she had the time, she felt a rush through her whole ethereal body like she was on fire.
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October 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
When she was sick with no #energy, she liked to watch her son's favourite film. It reminded her of the time before he grew up and left home. She typed the first few letters into Netflix, was excited to see the title. Not available, watch other films like this? She turned the TV off.
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October 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
There was something special about growing up on a farm. The way cows tipped their heads to the side when she walked by and trees leaned in to whisper secrets. Before she married the farmer next door, she read her leaves. Poured tea into the #saucer, not the cup. She saw a kite a good omen.
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October 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
As a species we've had Mozart who composed from his pre school years. Da Vinci who painted the anatomically correct human body. Walton and Cockcroft who split the #atom. And you want to go to McDonald's for dinner on our first date? I was thinking something like the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
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October 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Most people think that thoughts the shape of cute fairies #hover above us in the ether. That they float aimlessly until our head collides and are absorbed into our minds like water. But really - we are the ones drifting in the sea, with jaguars, tigers and monsters hunting us relentlessly.
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October 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Reposted by Samantha Carr
You'd think commanding an #android army would be easy, because they have to follow all the rules. But that was exactly the problem. "Orders do not comply with 04568 functionality do you wish to override?"
"Yes!"
"Override requires executive input. Provide level 6 password and code."
"#!#@!"
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"Yes!"
"Override requires executive input. Provide level 6 password and code."
"#!#@!"
#vss365
October 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM