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My partner wonders why our toddler prefers me, it's simple just sit on the floor while they play and PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My partner wonders why our toddler prefers me, it's simple just sit on the floor while they play and PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
I have 2 tickets for Derren Brown tonight in Oxford, due to our relatives bailing. £105 face value, stalls row O, will take £60. You’ll be sitting with my wife and I but we’re nice. Reply to arrange meeting up. #derrenbrown #oxford
June 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I have 2 tickets for Derren Brown tonight in Oxford, due to our relatives bailing. £105 face value, stalls row O, will take £60. You’ll be sitting with my wife and I but we’re nice. Reply to arrange meeting up. #derrenbrown #oxford