Sam Asthana
@samasthana.bsky.social
even cowgirls get the blues. 31/he/him/htx
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Sam Asthana
@samasthana.bsky.social
· Apr 23
commenting on all of my frenemies’ selfies saying “recession indicator”
first time ever keeping up with a @criticalrole.bsky.social campaign live and I do indeed keep asking myself if it’s Thursday yet 😭😭😭
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
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October 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
first time ever keeping up with a @criticalrole.bsky.social campaign live and I do indeed keep asking myself if it’s Thursday yet 😭😭😭
How the hell does @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social know the word dithyramb on top of all of the other things he knows. Sheesh. 🔥 #criticalrole
October 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How the hell does @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social know the word dithyramb on top of all of the other things he knows. Sheesh. 🔥 #criticalrole
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If I were a producer for the new Harry Potter TV series, with a duty of care towards the three child actors playing the leads, I’d find the way Rowling treats the leads of the last screen adaptation to be hair-raising, to put it lightly.
Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling has hit out at Emma Watson in a lengthy statement on X, saying: “She has so little experience of real life she’s ignorant of how ignorant she is.”
J.K. Rowling Brands Emma Watson “Ignorant” in Lengthy Post Defending Anti-Trans Stance: “She Has So Little Experience of Real Life”
Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling has hit out at Emma Watson in a lengthy statement on X, saying: “She has so little experience of real life she’s ignorant of how ignorant she is.”
bit.ly
September 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If I were a producer for the new Harry Potter TV series, with a duty of care towards the three child actors playing the leads, I’d find the way Rowling treats the leads of the last screen adaptation to be hair-raising, to put it lightly.
Saw @themcelroyfamily.bsky.social do MBMABM and Wonderful in Austin this weekend and I will never be the same. Nor will my relationship with chickpeas. #fasterthanfear #20thunderdrive
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Saw @themcelroyfamily.bsky.social do MBMABM and Wonderful in Austin this weekend and I will never be the same. Nor will my relationship with chickpeas. #fasterthanfear #20thunderdrive
propaganda i’m not falling for: shuckle
August 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
propaganda i’m not falling for: shuckle
you know someone knows ball when they pronounce the é in pokémon
July 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you know someone knows ball when they pronounce the é in pokémon
perfume genius playing in the coffeeshop… maybe everything is gonna be okay after all
July 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
perfume genius playing in the coffeeshop… maybe everything is gonna be okay after all
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"this is what separates us from the apes" - me presenting my new invention, the ape separator.
May 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"this is what separates us from the apes" - me presenting my new invention, the ape separator.
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The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline
May 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline
cursed by the knowledge that in the most recent episode of smartypants paul robalino reinvented the mcelroy “great job” car horn. doubly cursed by the knowledge that @hankgreen.bsky.social was in the room also afflicted by this curse.
May 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
cursed by the knowledge that in the most recent episode of smartypants paul robalino reinvented the mcelroy “great job” car horn. doubly cursed by the knowledge that @hankgreen.bsky.social was in the room also afflicted by this curse.
🎶 I’M A LITTLE TREE BABY I’M A MUSHROOM MAN 🎶 lisa gilroy my hero
May 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
🎶 I’M A LITTLE TREE BABY I’M A MUSHROOM MAN 🎶 lisa gilroy my hero
millennial-focused bar started playing santeria and you know shit popped off. i love my people (millennials)
May 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
millennial-focused bar started playing santeria and you know shit popped off. i love my people (millennials)
commenting on all of my frenemies’ selfies saying “recession indicator”
April 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
commenting on all of my frenemies’ selfies saying “recession indicator”
lee pace on foundation…………
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
lee pace on foundation…………
watching the new daredevil reboot. why is every scene with wilson fisk a scene out of veep.
March 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
watching the new daredevil reboot. why is every scene with wilson fisk a scene out of veep.
forgot how hard lords and ladies goes. just read that tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of sir terry’s passing. can’t believe it’s been that long already
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
forgot how hard lords and ladies goes. just read that tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of sir terry’s passing. can’t believe it’s been that long already
watched the make some noise finally. @joshruben.bsky.social’s miss piggy scream is going to be what gets me through this week.
March 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
watched the make some noise finally. @joshruben.bsky.social’s miss piggy scream is going to be what gets me through this week.
eagans… lumon… creepy fake doctor… MILCHICK… it’s on sight
February 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
eagans… lumon… creepy fake doctor… MILCHICK… it’s on sight
me, so excited to watch severance before going to bed: 🤠
me, after watching this week’s episode of severance: 🤠🔫
me, after watching this week’s episode of severance: 🤠🔫
February 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
me, so excited to watch severance before going to bed: 🤠
me, after watching this week’s episode of severance: 🤠🔫
me, after watching this week’s episode of severance: 🤠🔫
re-reading some discworld. divers alarums have ensued.
February 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
re-reading some discworld. divers alarums have ensued.
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This might be an American thing, but she seems like a miserable sack of shit
February 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This might be an American thing, but she seems like a miserable sack of shit
chicago is cold ❄️
February 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
chicago is cold ❄️
going to chicago this week and tomorrow it’s going to be one degree fahrenheit. one. degree as a word is meant to have an s behind it. it’s meant to be plural. to say degree instead of degrees is obscene, it’s a profanity.
February 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
going to chicago this week and tomorrow it’s going to be one degree fahrenheit. one. degree as a word is meant to have an s behind it. it’s meant to be plural. to say degree instead of degrees is obscene, it’s a profanity.
flying to chicago on weds. hope my plane doesn’t fall out of the fucking sky i guess
February 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
flying to chicago on weds. hope my plane doesn’t fall out of the fucking sky i guess