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@saltytarts.bsky.social
AAA (AuDHD. 💜🤍🩶🖤). 🔞 VeryTired™️ millennial(est. 1987) full of brain squirrels. also making poor choices on tumblr /sadisticaltarts and ao3 / sceleris
I’m sure this makes me a terrible person somehow but automatically sending “newsletter” emails even if I do not opt in or making me signup to get them as a way to continue the purchase of your product will ensure I will never buy it again.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m sure this makes me a terrible person somehow but automatically sending “newsletter” emails even if I do not opt in or making me signup to get them as a way to continue the purchase of your product will ensure I will never buy it again.
I can’t stop staring at it.
Commission for @saltytarts.bsky.social inspired by her #steddie fic Bloom & Break 🥀🔥❤️ ( Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn AU)
August 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I can’t stop staring at it.
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Commission for @saltytarts.bsky.social inspired by her #steddie fic Bloom & Break 🥀🔥❤️ ( Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn AU)
August 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Commission for @saltytarts.bsky.social inspired by her #steddie fic Bloom & Break 🥀🔥❤️ ( Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn AU)
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Friday WIP treat:
A part of the love you want that hints at all the depraved things we'll get into during Eddie's rut (which will likely end up being 2 chapters huzzah for sex!) #steddie #steddieomegaverse
If you wanna read the first 3 before this chapter drops:
archiveofourown.org/works/656381...
A part of the love you want that hints at all the depraved things we'll get into during Eddie's rut (which will likely end up being 2 chapters huzzah for sex!) #steddie #steddieomegaverse
If you wanna read the first 3 before this chapter drops:
archiveofourown.org/works/656381...
July 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Friday WIP treat:
A part of the love you want that hints at all the depraved things we'll get into during Eddie's rut (which will likely end up being 2 chapters huzzah for sex!) #steddie #steddieomegaverse
If you wanna read the first 3 before this chapter drops:
archiveofourown.org/works/656381...
A part of the love you want that hints at all the depraved things we'll get into during Eddie's rut (which will likely end up being 2 chapters huzzah for sex!) #steddie #steddieomegaverse
If you wanna read the first 3 before this chapter drops:
archiveofourown.org/works/656381...
for reasons that may or may not have to do with my silver fox!Steve the nanny AU.
What kind of sayings would Wayne say if he was trying to yenta his nephew in a southern blue collar kind of way
(Think Fran’s mom from the nanny)
What kind of sayings would Wayne say if he was trying to yenta his nephew in a southern blue collar kind of way
(Think Fran’s mom from the nanny)
July 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
for reasons that may or may not have to do with my silver fox!Steve the nanny AU.
What kind of sayings would Wayne say if he was trying to yenta his nephew in a southern blue collar kind of way
(Think Fran’s mom from the nanny)
What kind of sayings would Wayne say if he was trying to yenta his nephew in a southern blue collar kind of way
(Think Fran’s mom from the nanny)
Last chapter posted plus all the little side stories!
It’s finished! Posting the rest of the chapters every other day.
archiveofourown.org/works/66679066
#steddie
archiveofourown.org/works/66679066
#steddie
July 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Last chapter posted plus all the little side stories!
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My latest #steddie fic, The Nerdification of Steve Harrington, is live!
archiveofourown.org/works/67300309
archiveofourown.org/works/67300309
The Nerdification of Steve Harrington - machtaholic (cinderella81) - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
July 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My latest #steddie fic, The Nerdification of Steve Harrington, is live!
archiveofourown.org/works/67300309
archiveofourown.org/works/67300309
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July 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Eddie is all about all that metal dark satanic look, he's always in black, he's got raccoon eyes and his paraphernalia is always in some kind dark and gothic mood.
Except the flowers.
The ones that came for him every other Thursday at the record shop.
Except the flowers.
The ones that came for him every other Thursday at the record shop.
July 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Eddie is all about all that metal dark satanic look, he's always in black, he's got raccoon eyes and his paraphernalia is always in some kind dark and gothic mood.
Except the flowers.
The ones that came for him every other Thursday at the record shop.
Except the flowers.
The ones that came for him every other Thursday at the record shop.
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July 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
how robot-y are we talking about?
Very>not very
Very>not very
July 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
how robot-y are we talking about?
Very>not very
Very>not very
I accidentally doubled pasted the second chapter of my Stobin story and not a single person said anything and still gave kudos
y’all are some of the sweetest bastards. curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal.
y’all are some of the sweetest bastards. curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal.
July 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I accidentally doubled pasted the second chapter of my Stobin story and not a single person said anything and still gave kudos
y’all are some of the sweetest bastards. curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal.
y’all are some of the sweetest bastards. curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal.
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Come get your dinner!!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/601347... Marry Me at the Foot of the Gallows Tree - Chapter 9 - StarsHideYourFires - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
archiveofourown.org/works/601347... Marry Me at the Foot of the Gallows Tree - Chapter 9 - StarsHideYourFires - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
July 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Come get your dinner!!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/601347... Marry Me at the Foot of the Gallows Tree - Chapter 9 - StarsHideYourFires - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
archiveofourown.org/works/601347... Marry Me at the Foot of the Gallows Tree - Chapter 9 - StarsHideYourFires - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
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Since Ao3 is down, here's a little treat/snip from chapter 4 of the love you want (it's still a WIP but this scene tickled me):
“Yeah? You thought of everything, huh?” A blush rose in his cheeks as he bit his bottom lip before adding, “What, uh, what about condoms?”
Steve waved it away
“Yeah? You thought of everything, huh?” A blush rose in his cheeks as he bit his bottom lip before adding, “What, uh, what about condoms?”
Steve waved it away
July 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Since Ao3 is down, here's a little treat/snip from chapter 4 of the love you want (it's still a WIP but this scene tickled me):
“Yeah? You thought of everything, huh?” A blush rose in his cheeks as he bit his bottom lip before adding, “What, uh, what about condoms?”
Steve waved it away
“Yeah? You thought of everything, huh?” A blush rose in his cheeks as he bit his bottom lip before adding, “What, uh, what about condoms?”
Steve waved it away
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While being waterboarded by the Russians, Steve actually died a little. They kicked him back to life and as he spit out the rancid ditch water they were dunking his head in, Steve felt an urge to devour.
July 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
While being waterboarded by the Russians, Steve actually died a little. They kicked him back to life and as he spit out the rancid ditch water they were dunking his head in, Steve felt an urge to devour.
Story time while we wait for AO3
I always promised myself that when I grew up I’d have 2 Russian blue cats named Boris&natasha.
And 2 dogs, a big dumb one(moose)and a little excited one(squirrel)
And I would train the cats to fetch the dogs by saying
“Boris & Natasha, get Moose & Squirrel”
I always promised myself that when I grew up I’d have 2 Russian blue cats named Boris&natasha.
And 2 dogs, a big dumb one(moose)and a little excited one(squirrel)
And I would train the cats to fetch the dogs by saying
“Boris & Natasha, get Moose & Squirrel”
July 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Story time while we wait for AO3
I always promised myself that when I grew up I’d have 2 Russian blue cats named Boris&natasha.
And 2 dogs, a big dumb one(moose)and a little excited one(squirrel)
And I would train the cats to fetch the dogs by saying
“Boris & Natasha, get Moose & Squirrel”
I always promised myself that when I grew up I’d have 2 Russian blue cats named Boris&natasha.
And 2 dogs, a big dumb one(moose)and a little excited one(squirrel)
And I would train the cats to fetch the dogs by saying
“Boris & Natasha, get Moose & Squirrel”
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🕊️ 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐔𝐑 🕊️
/ˌsæbəˈtɚ/
[noun] : a person who destroys or damages something deliberately : a person who performs sabotage.
in which steve harrington quite literally fucks around and finds out. the fallout isn't what he expected, though.
⬇️ link below ⬇️
/ˌsæbəˈtɚ/
[noun] : a person who destroys or damages something deliberately : a person who performs sabotage.
in which steve harrington quite literally fucks around and finds out. the fallout isn't what he expected, though.
⬇️ link below ⬇️
July 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
🕊️ 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐔𝐑 🕊️
/ˌsæbəˈtɚ/
[noun] : a person who destroys or damages something deliberately : a person who performs sabotage.
in which steve harrington quite literally fucks around and finds out. the fallout isn't what he expected, though.
⬇️ link below ⬇️
/ˌsæbəˈtɚ/
[noun] : a person who destroys or damages something deliberately : a person who performs sabotage.
in which steve harrington quite literally fucks around and finds out. the fallout isn't what he expected, though.
⬇️ link below ⬇️
It’s finished! Posting the rest of the chapters every other day.
archiveofourown.org/works/66679066
#steddie
archiveofourown.org/works/66679066
#steddie
July 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s finished! Posting the rest of the chapters every other day.
archiveofourown.org/works/66679066
#steddie
archiveofourown.org/works/66679066
#steddie
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Sorry to be pro-sex and pro-kink but y'all know you can say "this kink isn't for me" without kinkshaming right... Don't do this on the last day of pride month 😭 you can just say "this makes me uncomfortable" without shaming people who like it.
June 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sorry to be pro-sex and pro-kink but y'all know you can say "this kink isn't for me" without kinkshaming right... Don't do this on the last day of pride month 😭 you can just say "this makes me uncomfortable" without shaming people who like it.
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1 slot left ✨✨✨
𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗬 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡!✨⚡️🌞
4 SLOTS ONLY!
Get yours now!!!
✅✅✅✅
(I’m giving priority to ST art)
4 SLOTS ONLY!
Get yours now!!!
✅✅✅✅
(I’m giving priority to ST art)
𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻! ✨💜🌻
DM me if you’re interested!
(Delivery time: up to 6 weeks)
DM me if you’re interested!
(Delivery time: up to 6 weeks)
June 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
1 slot left ✨✨✨
I suffer.
There are so many amazing things that just updated today and I want to write my poison ivy!Steve fic and I can’t do them both at the same time.
It’s really rude, that’s what it is.
There are so many amazing things that just updated today and I want to write my poison ivy!Steve fic and I can’t do them both at the same time.
It’s really rude, that’s what it is.
June 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I suffer.
There are so many amazing things that just updated today and I want to write my poison ivy!Steve fic and I can’t do them both at the same time.
It’s really rude, that’s what it is.
There are so many amazing things that just updated today and I want to write my poison ivy!Steve fic and I can’t do them both at the same time.
It’s really rude, that’s what it is.
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Thinking about Stevie Harrington.... hanging out by the pool in warm summer evenings:3
June 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Thinking about Stevie Harrington.... hanging out by the pool in warm summer evenings:3
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June 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM