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Dadlord
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i've never seen a woman in a sundress look hot on bluesky
May 17, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Just because you wear a Stetson and you say you were made in 'sconsin doesn't me your country and Western. But baby if you can walk the line, I'll let you take me home tonight, wearing nothing but your bolo tie 😏
May 13, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Is Yeti the real Balenciaga
May 4, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Any post at 4 likes in my following tab gets an automatic like for promotion
May 3, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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This guy approached me one day at my old apartment with a cut above his eye from a fight. He was skittish but let me apply some Neosporin before he walked away.

After that he always came by to say hi. Just to chill— didn’t even want snacks (I started feeding him later when he looked too skinny).
April 29, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Gn [:
April 30, 2023 at 4:51 AM
JBPs advice to clean your room gets misinterpreted as keep your room clean
April 30, 2023 at 4:38 AM
When checking someone out here do you check followers or following first?
April 30, 2023 at 1:46 AM
I've always battled my therapists as the upper midwit. We're they really on the tails, idk. It seemed then a preaching of everything's just great and the problems aren't real or external in any way.

So, I'm just incredibly grateful to be realizing the potency of the most powerful prayer.
April 28, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Oooh first invite arrived. I am made whole.
April 28, 2023 at 4:00 AM
Sweet, cozy notifs 🤗
April 28, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Yeah. We are the black sheep here.

@pfrazee.com... a litmus test. Are you committed to the poaster's ethic?
i am here for bleats. baaaaaaaah
April 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Bleats is the obvious shit answer.

But the earnest answer is cloudseed.

Seeds, re-seed, sub-seed. Sow, and may it propagate and precipitate.
For people asking what posts are called, here’s the official and definitive answer:

We dunno lol may the best idea win
April 26, 2023 at 7:58 AM
I tie up my tent doors for the night to keep the cats from sin.
April 21, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Only individually wrapped string cheese is acceptable. Unwrapped, in-tact, pristine, and beckoning. A cheese stick peeled off another cheese stick is sullied.
April 21, 2023 at 6:08 AM
When I was young I dreamed I was a salmon. And I say now that we must not move downstream, only upstream, not forward, but twirling, always twirling towards [an irresistiblely gravely headwaters trib] freedom
April 20, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Larp it till you make it
April 20, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Tell me an either/or and I'll say a both/and.
April 20, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Welcome to the spawning grounds
April 20, 2023 at 1:55 AM
apocalypses now with blue light blockers
April 14, 2023 at 5:59 AM
can anyone confirm this site works with blue light blockers?
April 14, 2023 at 5:19 AM
how do you resist the urge to try and comprehensively explain yourself, and instead write something relevant and inviting?
April 14, 2023 at 4:09 AM
which culvert, western man, will pass the salmon?
April 13, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Taken a ~6mo sitting meditation break since a move and new job. Largely replaced with yoga nidra. Yoga Nidra is incredible, but I'm definitely using it primarily as a productivity hack.
April 13, 2023 at 7:44 PM
omgega 3:6 ratio keeps inflammation balanced
April 13, 2023 at 7:30 PM