Sallygirl
@sallygirl.bsky.social
She/her. Former Rocky Mtn bible fanfic cult member. Gen X. BPD. Seizure disorder. CA girl. Dudeist Priest. Utah football. Poly. Loyal. Hilariously bitchy. 🏳️🌈
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Sallygirl
@sallygirl.bsky.social
· Apr 9
Tribute for Sally Jex | P.L. Fry & Son Funeral Home
Share memories & support the family
www.plfryandson.com
Hello, this is Benjamin, Sally's son. My mom unexpectedly passed from heart failure on Wed, Mar 26. My family invites her friends from all over the world to attend her Celebration of Life this Saturday at 11am Pacific. A livestream will be provided. www.plfryandson.com/tributes/Sal...
Hello, this is Benjamin, Sally's son. My mom unexpectedly passed from heart failure on Wed, Mar 26. My family invites her friends from all over the world to attend her Celebration of Life this Saturday at 11am Pacific. A livestream will be provided. www.plfryandson.com/tributes/Sal...
Tribute for Sally Jex | P.L. Fry & Son Funeral Home
Share memories & support the family
www.plfryandson.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hello, this is Benjamin, Sally's son. My mom unexpectedly passed from heart failure on Wed, Mar 26. My family invites her friends from all over the world to attend her Celebration of Life this Saturday at 11am Pacific. A livestream will be provided. www.plfryandson.com/tributes/Sal...
Hey how in the fuck am I supposed to know which meal plan to get if nobody lets you see some of the menus?!?!?!
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey how in the fuck am I supposed to know which meal plan to get if nobody lets you see some of the menus?!?!?!
What is the worst place to get a mosquito bite, and why is it behind my knee in the crack?
March 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What is the worst place to get a mosquito bite, and why is it behind my knee in the crack?
Good morning friends. 👋☕️
We pass by opportunities every day to see something beautiful, because we are burdened with the knowledge that democracy has died and don't look around for it.
There is so much beauty out there, keep an eye out for it. 🙂
Take some hugs and pass it around! 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂
We pass by opportunities every day to see something beautiful, because we are burdened with the knowledge that democracy has died and don't look around for it.
There is so much beauty out there, keep an eye out for it. 🙂
Take some hugs and pass it around! 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂
March 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Good morning friends. 👋☕️
We pass by opportunities every day to see something beautiful, because we are burdened with the knowledge that democracy has died and don't look around for it.
There is so much beauty out there, keep an eye out for it. 🙂
Take some hugs and pass it around! 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂
We pass by opportunities every day to see something beautiful, because we are burdened with the knowledge that democracy has died and don't look around for it.
There is so much beauty out there, keep an eye out for it. 🙂
Take some hugs and pass it around! 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂
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Tornado 🌪️ season is in high gear so start it off by antagonizing Satan. You’re going to blame him and LGBTQ for the trauma, anyway.
March 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Tornado 🌪️ season is in high gear so start it off by antagonizing Satan. You’re going to blame him and LGBTQ for the trauma, anyway.
Reposted by Sallygirl
I have a very important question for our theologians. How does Yeshua like His steak and eggs? Well done my good and faithful servant.
March 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I have a very important question for our theologians. How does Yeshua like His steak and eggs? Well done my good and faithful servant.
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Apparently you can now go into debt by doing the "pay later" option at fast food places. Same with Door Dash.
The fuck? Can you imagine losing your house because you made too many payment plans to feed yourself?
The fuck? Can you imagine losing your house because you made too many payment plans to feed yourself?
March 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Apparently you can now go into debt by doing the "pay later" option at fast food places. Same with Door Dash.
The fuck? Can you imagine losing your house because you made too many payment plans to feed yourself?
The fuck? Can you imagine losing your house because you made too many payment plans to feed yourself?
Lil' #BPD 🧵
All I want in life is to be a good person. To be known as a good person. I'm fucking hilarious, but I keep my mouth shut because I don't want anyone to think I'm a mean girl or a bitch or whatever. Good people don't make those kind of jokes, right? They never say anything unkind or
All I want in life is to be a good person. To be known as a good person. I'm fucking hilarious, but I keep my mouth shut because I don't want anyone to think I'm a mean girl or a bitch or whatever. Good people don't make those kind of jokes, right? They never say anything unkind or
March 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lil' #BPD 🧵
All I want in life is to be a good person. To be known as a good person. I'm fucking hilarious, but I keep my mouth shut because I don't want anyone to think I'm a mean girl or a bitch or whatever. Good people don't make those kind of jokes, right? They never say anything unkind or
All I want in life is to be a good person. To be known as a good person. I'm fucking hilarious, but I keep my mouth shut because I don't want anyone to think I'm a mean girl or a bitch or whatever. Good people don't make those kind of jokes, right? They never say anything unkind or
Reposted by Sallygirl
Cold bacon is not as good as fresh bacon, but it's not too bad. 🤷♀️
March 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Cold bacon is not as good as fresh bacon, but it's not too bad. 🤷♀️
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To be clear, sex in a Cybertruck is NOT called "cybersex."
It's called "masturbation."
It's called "masturbation."
March 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
To be clear, sex in a Cybertruck is NOT called "cybersex."
It's called "masturbation."
It's called "masturbation."
Have a protein filled breakfast every morning and you will have eagle powers.
a man in a red shirt is standing on top of a rock holding a bird nest .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing on top of a rock holding a bird nest .
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Have a protein filled breakfast every morning and you will have eagle powers.
Oh Lord in Heaven George Michael, please watch over and protect the ones who are not "Too Funky" on a Monday.
youtu.be/JQ2DVwSVIIo?...
youtu.be/JQ2DVwSVIIo?...
March 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh Lord in Heaven George Michael, please watch over and protect the ones who are not "Too Funky" on a Monday.
youtu.be/JQ2DVwSVIIo?...
youtu.be/JQ2DVwSVIIo?...
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You're here because you care.
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
March 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
You're here because you care.
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
One of my favorite things about Tom Cruise movies is he's always running.
"TOM CRUISE RUNNING!! TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!!"
And check what I found on YouTube? TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!
I think it's in his contract.
youtu.be/jRtlU2QOVQo?...
"TOM CRUISE RUNNING!! TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!!"
And check what I found on YouTube? TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!
I think it's in his contract.
youtu.be/jRtlU2QOVQo?...
Tom Cruise enjoys Running
YouTube video by IMDb
youtu.be
March 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
One of my favorite things about Tom Cruise movies is he's always running.
"TOM CRUISE RUNNING!! TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!!"
And check what I found on YouTube? TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!
I think it's in his contract.
youtu.be/jRtlU2QOVQo?...
"TOM CRUISE RUNNING!! TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!!"
And check what I found on YouTube? TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!
I think it's in his contract.
youtu.be/jRtlU2QOVQo?...
But my lips hurt real bad!
March 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
But my lips hurt real bad!
Would you like to join me in my room for some... toast?
a slice of toast with a face on it is sitting on a table .
ALT: a slice of toast with a face on it is sitting on a table .
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Would you like to join me in my room for some... toast?
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We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
March 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
"Oh shut up and go and change your armor."
Prize for first to win!
Prize for first to win!
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Oh shut up and go and change your armor."
Prize for first to win!
Prize for first to win!
[insert "Flash" by Queen 🎶]
I told Spouseman we should watch Flash Gordon this weekend, and he says it hasn't aged well. Is that true??? Say it ain't so!
I told Spouseman we should watch Flash Gordon this weekend, and he says it hasn't aged well. Is that true??? Say it ain't so!
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
[insert "Flash" by Queen 🎶]
I told Spouseman we should watch Flash Gordon this weekend, and he says it hasn't aged well. Is that true??? Say it ain't so!
I told Spouseman we should watch Flash Gordon this weekend, and he says it hasn't aged well. Is that true??? Say it ain't so!
Good morning you sexy beasts!
I suggest you all listen to Dolly's famous anthem of the regular people, "9 to 5" this morning.
I dedicate this song to all the people that hate their jobs because the gazillionaires hog all the profits we worked our asses off, for them to benefit from. 🖕
Hugs 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗
I suggest you all listen to Dolly's famous anthem of the regular people, "9 to 5" this morning.
I dedicate this song to all the people that hate their jobs because the gazillionaires hog all the profits we worked our asses off, for them to benefit from. 🖕
Hugs 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Good morning you sexy beasts!
I suggest you all listen to Dolly's famous anthem of the regular people, "9 to 5" this morning.
I dedicate this song to all the people that hate their jobs because the gazillionaires hog all the profits we worked our asses off, for them to benefit from. 🖕
Hugs 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗
I suggest you all listen to Dolly's famous anthem of the regular people, "9 to 5" this morning.
I dedicate this song to all the people that hate their jobs because the gazillionaires hog all the profits we worked our asses off, for them to benefit from. 🖕
Hugs 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗
Riddle me this:
If Les Miserables is set in France, then why do they speak with British accents?
If Les Miserables is set in France, then why do they speak with British accents?
March 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Riddle me this:
If Les Miserables is set in France, then why do they speak with British accents?
If Les Miserables is set in France, then why do they speak with British accents?
For the low, low price of $1, I will give you the recipe for the best bed you've ever slept on.
March 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
For the low, low price of $1, I will give you the recipe for the best bed you've ever slept on.