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He said that if he is ever invited back, he will make sure to urinate on the carpet and loot the building before meeting with the President. “I just want to show my respect”.

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December 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Howard reminded Australians that creating unity is vital during times of national grief, but turning people against each other for political gain is often easier.

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Howard Reassures Australians That No Matter How Divided We Feel in This Moment, He Can Always Divide Us More — The Shovel
John Howard has moved to calm a tense and fractured nation, reassuring Australians that while the current levels of social, cultural and political division may feel unprecedented, he remains available...
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December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Reiner on Trump
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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peterwmurphy1.bsky.social
• You can oppose Zionism AND grieve the murder of Jewish people celebrating Hanukkah at Bondi Beach
• You can oppose Israel's genocide in Gaza AND want Jewish people in Australia to feel loved, respected & safe.
• You can want a #FreePalestine AND mourn the deaths of innocents. #BondiBeachShooting
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
sally443.bsky.social
Dear Sydney,

This is not us!. My heart is breaking for everyone caught up in this abomination.

❤️❤️
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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lordsedgwick.bsky.social
In addition to the FIFA Peace Prize, Trump was also awarded the much coveted FIFA Prize for Literature.
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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chaser.com.au
"I can’t wait to get some hands on, one-on-one time with each girl in One Nation." chaser.com.au/national/bar...
Barnaby excited by opportunity to work with a whole new set of junior female staffers
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Though the start of 2025 feels like a distant lifetime, experts have informed us that it was only 11 months ago. So in honour of this horrifying fact we're looking back at some of our top headlines from the year.

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December 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
CARTOON OF THE DAY
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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pupfiction.bsky.social
Trump is now a member of the IV league
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15d
Trump's bandaged and discolored hand was visible today during an event where he again at times struggled to keep his eyes open (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
What he said: 💯 🎯
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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bigrde1969.bsky.social
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November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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aibo-zonny.bsky.social
Trump🇺🇸 grift.....In seconds
A million seconds is about 11.5 days.
A billion seconds is 31 years.
A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Former Deputy PM and families man Barnaby Joyce has left his long-term political home after flirting with a much younger party. chaser.com.au/national/nat...
Nation shocked as Barnaby Joyce doesn’t remain faithful
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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pupfiction.bsky.social
When Barnaby Met Pauline
“I’ll have a gutful of whatever gripe she’s having”
#auspol
The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally. Pauline Hanson’s head over Sally’s and Barnaby Joyce’s head over Harry’s
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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"What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?" chaser.com.au/business/bil...
Image of James Packer talking into a podcast microphone. Headline: "Billionaire who preys on gambling addicts tells heartbreaking story of having to follow the law"
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
sally443.bsky.social
Can someone post this to her on twitter?
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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mattthetechie.bsky.social
Not sure if this'll get through to the right people, but like autism studies, research is out there

#nzpol #counteringmisinformation
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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chaser.com.au
Remember the stories from this year with The Chaser Annual 2025: chasershop.com/products/the...
Image of Trump. Chaser headline: Aussies miss when morning routine didn’t involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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chaser.com.au
Read this story in The Chaser Annual 2025, available now: chasershop.com/products/the...
"Releasing the Epstein files causes autism" claims Trump
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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theshovel.bsky.social
Trump Asks Staff for List of Potential Countries To Bomb To Distract From Epstein Emails
Trump Asks Staff for List of Potential Countries To Bomb To Distract From Epstein Emails — The Shovel
President Donald Trump has immediately initiated standard distraction protocols, after new emails were released tying him to Jeffry Epstein.
theshovel.com.au
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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From FB
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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theshovel.bsky.social
Additional advice noted that whales tend to exist in deep water, whereas this particular specimen is incredibly shallow.

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Japanese PM Tells Whalers Not to Harpoon Large Blubbery Specimen Currently Visiting Tokyo — The Shovel
"The oversized blowhole that drifted into Japanese territory today is actually the American president"
theshovel.com.au
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM