Sailor Teporingo
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Proud immigrant. Freelance EN>ESMX marketing & ad translatrix | Ojos de tigre y boca de camionero | Artes, deportes y entretenimiento | Set your heart ablaze/Látom. ❤️🔥
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Fuck Nigel Farage, fuck Reform, fuck fascists.
Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
"Y ahí conoció a Susana, mejor dicho, GUSANA".
¡¡¡Ruedo de risa!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
¡¡¡Ruedo de risa!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Y ahí conoció a Susana, mejor dicho, GUSANA".
¡¡¡Ruedo de risa!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
¡¡¡Ruedo de risa!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Dadas las circunstancias, apliqué un “Rosy, cancele todos mis proyectos de aquí a nuevo aviso”. Y como no hace frío (10 degrees ain’t cold), voy a nadar.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Dadas las circunstancias, apliqué un “Rosy, cancele todos mis proyectos de aquí a nuevo aviso”. Y como no hace frío (10 degrees ain’t cold), voy a nadar.
Ando muy abrumada. Ay. 😑
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Ando muy abrumada. Ay. 😑
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So this Black Friday, skip the algorithmic “deals.” Instead, buy the zine from that artist you’ve been meaning to support. Grab a book from the shop with the creaky floorboards. Get the weird, wonderful thing you didn’t know you needed from the Etsy seller who hand-paints each one.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So this Black Friday, skip the algorithmic “deals.” Instead, buy the zine from that artist you’ve been meaning to support. Grab a book from the shop with the creaky floorboards. Get the weird, wonderful thing you didn’t know you needed from the Etsy seller who hand-paints each one.
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And mage and sailor are not so far apart; both work with the powers of sky and sea, and bend great winds to the uses of their hands, bringing near what was remote.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
And mage and sailor are not so far apart; both work with the powers of sky and sea, and bend great winds to the uses of their hands, bringing near what was remote.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Mi taza de té hoy me quedó de rechupete.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Mi taza de té hoy me quedó de rechupete.
Ay, Chromatica, cómo te quiero. 💖
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ay, Chromatica, cómo te quiero. 💖
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Listening to the Budget is giving me a headache. And it's not (just) the policies: it's all the BLOODY NOISE! Fucking hell, people are behaving like they're at a pub on happy hour!
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Listening to the Budget is giving me a headache. And it's not (just) the policies: it's all the BLOODY NOISE! Fucking hell, people are behaving like they're at a pub on happy hour!
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is a bowl also a cauldron? is a pot just a bowl with a flat base? is a cup a bowl? is a mug a cup? if a bottle doesn't taper at the end is it just a can? is a can only metal? is a glass also a cup or a mug? if it has a handle is it a cup? a mug? how big does a bowl have to be to be a saucer? is a bo
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
is a bowl also a cauldron? is a pot just a bowl with a flat base? is a cup a bowl? is a mug a cup? if a bottle doesn't taper at the end is it just a can? is a can only metal? is a glass also a cup or a mug? if it has a handle is it a cup? a mug? how big does a bowl have to be to be a saucer? is a bo
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Los de Nerv zurrando varo para Evas y supercomputadoras y no sé qué más, pero no pudieron apartar ni un quinto para un psiquiatra.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Los de Nerv zurrando varo para Evas y supercomputadoras y no sé qué más, pero no pudieron apartar ni un quinto para un psiquiatra.
Quiero que mis próximos tatuajes sean de Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon y Fire Force.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Quiero que mis próximos tatuajes sean de Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon y Fire Force.
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Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about
March 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about
Oasis could never. 😏
Blur - Bugman (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Blur
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November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oasis could never. 😏
Swirling black lilies totally ripe...
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Swirling black lilies totally ripe...
El opening de Robotech tiene poderes curativos.
In this essay I will...
In this essay I will...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
El opening de Robotech tiene poderes curativos.
In this essay I will...
In this essay I will...
Había olvidado lo magníficamente redondo que es el primer disco de Franz Ferdinand. Un trallazo tras otro.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Había olvidado lo magníficamente redondo que es el primer disco de Franz Ferdinand. Un trallazo tras otro.
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Haceos un favor, lo más bonito que váis a ver hoy es esto de @xkcd.com
Todo lo demás da igual
xkcd.com/3172/
Todo lo demás da igual
xkcd.com/3172/
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Haceos un favor, lo más bonito que váis a ver hoy es esto de @xkcd.com
Todo lo demás da igual
xkcd.com/3172/
Todo lo demás da igual
xkcd.com/3172/
Yo sé que a todxs les encanta Paul Mescal, y don't get me wrong, el vato me cae bien, pero todos. sus papeles. son. casi idénticos. Ya, lo dije.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Yo sé que a todxs les encanta Paul Mescal, y don't get me wrong, el vato me cae bien, pero todos. sus papeles. son. casi idénticos. Ya, lo dije.
Mientras tendía la ropa, se me vino a la mente este jingle:
Comerciales 80s - Kodak Amarillo
YouTube video by XH80s
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November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mientras tendía la ropa, se me vino a la mente este jingle:
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I’m writing something about AI and collecting the worst examples of workslop — and AI slop, in general. If you have any particularly appalling and / or hilarious suggestions, send ‘em to me!
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m writing something about AI and collecting the worst examples of workslop — and AI slop, in general. If you have any particularly appalling and / or hilarious suggestions, send ‘em to me!