Safi
@safitaffy99.bsky.social
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser….
@jenniekendrick.bsky.social HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAY’s TO YOU!!!!! Wishing you much joy and happiness on your big day - may it be filled with the company of the ones you love and plenty of delicious food and libations!!! Wishing you all the best! 🎂 ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
@jenniekendrick.bsky.social HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAY’s TO YOU!!!!! Wishing you much joy and happiness on your big day - may it be filled with the company of the ones you love and plenty of delicious food and libations!!! Wishing you all the best! 🎂 ❤️
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This has been running through my head all day! It's so jaunty
JD Vance Loves Couches (The Musical) 🛋️
A story of forbidden love between a boy and his cushions. Will the world accept their passion? (Parody and satire; may not have happened.)
WATCH: youtube.com/shorts/iT5-g...
#jdvance #comedy #funny #parody #music #musicals #songwriting
A story of forbidden love between a boy and his cushions. Will the world accept their passion? (Parody and satire; may not have happened.)
WATCH: youtube.com/shorts/iT5-g...
#jdvance #comedy #funny #parody #music #musicals #songwriting
October 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This has been running through my head all day! It's so jaunty
We are absolutely not a serious country….
October 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We are absolutely not a serious country….
NOW THAT IT IS OCTOBER, BEHOLD MY TRUE AND POWERFUL FORM….
a man covering his face with a leaf
ALT: a man covering his face with a leaf
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
NOW THAT IT IS OCTOBER, BEHOLD MY TRUE AND POWERFUL FORM….
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I am so excited for this adorable book! All babies need a proper culinary introduction, and OODLES OF NOODLES will teach 'em about animals and numbers at the same time.
It’s happening. Mark your calendars summer 2026 #booksky 🐶🍝 @jenniekendrick.bsky.social never tell me the odds
September 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I am so excited for this adorable book! All babies need a proper culinary introduction, and OODLES OF NOODLES will teach 'em about animals and numbers at the same time.
Was out of town the last few days. Finally touched the Atlantic….
September 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Was out of town the last few days. Finally touched the Atlantic….
Prayers for everyone waking up to their TL’s on IG, X and other sites and finally realizing that they’re HS friend isn’t who they thought they were.
September 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Prayers for everyone waking up to their TL’s on IG, X and other sites and finally realizing that they’re HS friend isn’t who they thought they were.
We are basically living in a family Guy episode come to life.
So now I and my family,
who often get mistaken for being Hispanic simply because we are brown and because people in this country are fucking stupid, must now carry out passports everywhere we go.
Fuck this TL.
So now I and my family,
who often get mistaken for being Hispanic simply because we are brown and because people in this country are fucking stupid, must now carry out passports everywhere we go.
Fuck this TL.
September 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We are basically living in a family Guy episode come to life.
So now I and my family,
who often get mistaken for being Hispanic simply because we are brown and because people in this country are fucking stupid, must now carry out passports everywhere we go.
Fuck this TL.
So now I and my family,
who often get mistaken for being Hispanic simply because we are brown and because people in this country are fucking stupid, must now carry out passports everywhere we go.
Fuck this TL.
Just stopping by to say hi. How’s everyone’s summer going?
Btw can I be honest? I really need Autumn to be here like, now. Like this instant - not tomorrow not next week - RIGHT. NOW.
Kthxbye.
Btw can I be honest? I really need Autumn to be here like, now. Like this instant - not tomorrow not next week - RIGHT. NOW.
Kthxbye.
August 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just stopping by to say hi. How’s everyone’s summer going?
Btw can I be honest? I really need Autumn to be here like, now. Like this instant - not tomorrow not next week - RIGHT. NOW.
Kthxbye.
Btw can I be honest? I really need Autumn to be here like, now. Like this instant - not tomorrow not next week - RIGHT. NOW.
Kthxbye.
Ladies I am so so sorry for the shit show we men have wrought upon this country.
JFC.
JFC.
So Marcus wants a career woman that chooses to manages her household and business affairs, land owner, community leader and is a generous provider then?
So feminism.
So feminism.
July 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ladies I am so so sorry for the shit show we men have wrought upon this country.
JFC.
JFC.
Go say this on X you coward. You claim to support Palestinians but then vote No saying it isn’t enough when right now every little bit counts. As post this shit Palestinians are being starved and shot to death.
To hell with you.
To hell with you.
I also voted NO on the full bill which includes this appropriation.
So a lot of people are being reactive to things they aren’t reading fully.
So a lot of people are being reactive to things they aren’t reading fully.
July 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Go say this on X you coward. You claim to support Palestinians but then vote No saying it isn’t enough when right now every little bit counts. As post this shit Palestinians are being starved and shot to death.
To hell with you.
To hell with you.
Your daily reminder that @aoc.bsky.social is a fucking bitch and genocide enabler. #FreePalestine
July 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Your daily reminder that @aoc.bsky.social is a fucking bitch and genocide enabler. #FreePalestine
**Looks around at the state of things**
WTF ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?
WTF ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
**Looks around at the state of things**
WTF ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?
WTF ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?
A warm cookie skillet with ice cream and $1M could fix me.
July 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A warm cookie skillet with ice cream and $1M could fix me.
*yells*
🎶 Because we neeeeed each other
We beliiiieeeeve in one another
And I know weee’rre going to uncover
What's sleeping in our soul 🎶
#Oasis #NowPlaying
🎶 Because we neeeeed each other
We beliiiieeeeve in one another
And I know weee’rre going to uncover
What's sleeping in our soul 🎶
#Oasis #NowPlaying
July 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
*yells*
🎶 Because we neeeeed each other
We beliiiieeeeve in one another
And I know weee’rre going to uncover
What's sleeping in our soul 🎶
#Oasis #NowPlaying
🎶 Because we neeeeed each other
We beliiiieeeeve in one another
And I know weee’rre going to uncover
What's sleeping in our soul 🎶
#Oasis #NowPlaying
Someone told me earlier today that I was “very handsome”.
Excuse me while I ride this high for the next 6 months. 🥰
#StillGotIt
Excuse me while I ride this high for the next 6 months. 🥰
#StillGotIt
July 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Someone told me earlier today that I was “very handsome”.
Excuse me while I ride this high for the next 6 months. 🥰
#StillGotIt
Excuse me while I ride this high for the next 6 months. 🥰
#StillGotIt
@jenniekendrick.bsky.social I know you would appreciate this. 💜
July 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@jenniekendrick.bsky.social I know you would appreciate this. 💜
Guys, what the hell are we even doing?!? #WhatAWeek
July 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Guys, what the hell are we even doing?!? #WhatAWeek
Sooo what did I miss? If you’re wondering I found the legendary giant blue chicken of MN.
June 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sooo what did I miss? If you’re wondering I found the legendary giant blue chicken of MN.
Idk any pizza place that plays Black Rebel Motorcycle Club instantly becomes legendary.
June 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Idk any pizza place that plays Black Rebel Motorcycle Club instantly becomes legendary.
Car buying has to be the most stressful thing you will ever do as an adult with a close second being putting together IKEA furniture with your significant other.
June 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Car buying has to be the most stressful thing you will ever do as an adult with a close second being putting together IKEA furniture with your significant other.
My eldest niece graduated from HS this weekend and I’m
In my car driving home and wanting to find the nearest cliff because time is flying by faster than I’d care for it to.
In my car driving home and wanting to find the nearest cliff because time is flying by faster than I’d care for it to.
June 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My eldest niece graduated from HS this weekend and I’m
In my car driving home and wanting to find the nearest cliff because time is flying by faster than I’d care for it to.
In my car driving home and wanting to find the nearest cliff because time is flying by faster than I’d care for it to.
If I come on here and like a whole bunch of your posts in a matter of minutes please don’t take it the wrong way. I barely use this account and I’m just trying to catch up with all of you lovely people. 😘
May 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If I come on here and like a whole bunch of your posts in a matter of minutes please don’t take it the wrong way. I barely use this account and I’m just trying to catch up with all of you lovely people. 😘