Woe, Chicken Be Upon You
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I play too many video games and only follow back if I've actually talked to you at some point
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Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
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loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
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Emma – Egyptian Dancer version!
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Emma – Egyptian Dancer version!
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This narcissistic idealism sucks. There are too many rich women who believe in the project of a child rape society to take heat off the rich, put it on men as a class when it's obvious _THE BOURGEOISIE BELIEVE IN THE PROJECT OF A CHILD RAPE SOCIETY, EVEN THE WOMEN IN THE BOURGEOISIE LOVE CHILD RAPE_
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This narcissistic idealism sucks. There are too many rich women who believe in the project of a child rape society to take heat off the rich, put it on men as a class when it's obvious _THE BOURGEOISIE BELIEVE IN THE PROJECT OF A CHILD RAPE SOCIETY, EVEN THE WOMEN IN THE BOURGEOISIE LOVE CHILD RAPE_
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A woman who works for Bloomberg is running interference with them. Megyn Kelly is trying to muddle the water by making people think it matters whether you abuse a young child or an adolescent. Ghislane Maxwell was the right hand woman of the most obscene child sex trafficker in history.
It's class.
It's class.
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A woman who works for Bloomberg is running interference with them. Megyn Kelly is trying to muddle the water by making people think it matters whether you abuse a young child or an adolescent. Ghislane Maxwell was the right hand woman of the most obscene child sex trafficker in history.
It's class.
It's class.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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"she needed money for braces"
it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"she needed money for braces"
it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
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Wood chipper, feet first.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wood chipper, feet first.
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Oh, it's gonna happen.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh, it's gonna happen.
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Cosigned. As @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just said: Wood chipper, feet first.
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Cosigned. As @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just said: Wood chipper, feet first.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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In light of the Trumpists instantly pivoting to "yeah maybe he did it but who cares":
Difficult to articulate how repulsive this is coming from a political party dedicated to abusing children in every way. Not only does every word reek of Christian nationalism, but the entire onus of national child abuse is placed on trans people. Fucking awful.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
National Child Abuse Prevention Month, 2025
By the President of the United States of America A Proclamation America's children are the foundation of our families, the heirs of our freedom, and the
www.whitehouse.gov
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In light of the Trumpists instantly pivoting to "yeah maybe he did it but who cares":
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This deal was so good he had to beg people to not say it was a bad deal or caving in
Schumer reached out to leading presidential contenders to try and mute criticism of the deal, calling Josh Shapiro, Andy Beshear, JB Pritzker, and Gavin Newsom.
While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
Schumer Begged 2028 Dem Contenders Not to Criticize Shutdown Deal
The Senate minority leader was well aware the shutdown deal would face backlash across the Democratic Party.
trib.al
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This deal was so good he had to beg people to not say it was a bad deal or caving in
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"please don't put in your speech that my deal was bad" is just chef's kiss levels of whining from Schumer
Schumer reached out to leading presidential contenders to try and mute criticism of the deal, calling Josh Shapiro, Andy Beshear, JB Pritzker, and Gavin Newsom.
While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
Schumer Begged 2028 Dem Contenders Not to Criticize Shutdown Deal
The Senate minority leader was well aware the shutdown deal would face backlash across the Democratic Party.
trib.al
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"please don't put in your speech that my deal was bad" is just chef's kiss levels of whining from Schumer
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gift link www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
gift link www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
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NEW: A 12-foot-tall, faux bronze statue of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein skipping and holding hands has magically reappeared in downtown D.C. this morning.
A day after Dems released bombshell emails suggesting Trump knew about Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
A day after Dems released bombshell emails suggesting Trump knew about Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump-Epstein ‘Best Friends Forever’ Statue Reappears In DC After Bombshell Emails
Anonymous activists are back with their statue, which the Trump administration previously damaged, to satirically honor the men's "long-lasting bond."
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
NEW: A 12-foot-tall, faux bronze statue of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein skipping and holding hands has magically reappeared in downtown D.C. this morning.
A day after Dems released bombshell emails suggesting Trump knew about Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
A day after Dems released bombshell emails suggesting Trump knew about Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Of course there's a difference, and it's reflected in many state laws.
But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Of course there's a difference, and it's reflected in many state laws.
But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
But . . . that isn't the point. Middle-aged men coercing sexually mature but underage girls into sex is still illegal, exploitative, and vile. "But they weren't 8-year-olds!" is a really weird thing to say.
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