saffi 🍵
@saffisarasa.bsky.social
now 69.224% more FUCKED UP and EVIL | 38 | she/her
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12:05 am
i am immensely disappointed
i am immensely disappointed
happy valentine's day, i hope somebody touches my collarbone today
February 15, 2026 at 8:04 AM
12:05 am
i am immensely disappointed
i am immensely disappointed
8:04 pm, clock's ticking...
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
8:04 pm, clock's ticking...
wanna go out back with me and smoke the forbidden flash drive?
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
wanna go out back with me and smoke the forbidden flash drive?
supermarket employees deserve hazard pay for having to hear that fuckin mayonnaise commercial song
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
supermarket employees deserve hazard pay for having to hear that fuckin mayonnaise commercial song
it's 4:53 pm and my collarbone remains untouched
happy valentine's day, i hope somebody touches my collarbone today
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
it's 4:53 pm and my collarbone remains untouched
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I am not from Brazil, I'm embarrassingly white, and I do not know nearly enough about Brazilian culture but every time I see a BRAZIL MENTIONED meme I'm like YEAH FUCK YEAH BRAZIL MENTIONED THIS RULES LETS GO. That shit is hype
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I am not from Brazil, I'm embarrassingly white, and I do not know nearly enough about Brazilian culture but every time I see a BRAZIL MENTIONED meme I'm like YEAH FUCK YEAH BRAZIL MENTIONED THIS RULES LETS GO. That shit is hype
happy valentine's day, i hope somebody touches my collarbone today
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 AM
happy valentine's day, i hope somebody touches my collarbone today
would you still love me if i started going to the gym?
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 AM
would you still love me if i started going to the gym?
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𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦... 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘱!
🎀🟥🟦
🎀🟥🟦
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦... 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘱!
🎀🟥🟦
🎀🟥🟦
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batman parking is cool and good however
backing into parking spaces is npc behavior
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
batman parking is cool and good however
backing into parking spaces is npc behavior
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
backing into parking spaces is npc behavior
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the PS3 isn't dead until Tokyo Jungle gets ported
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
the PS3 isn't dead until Tokyo Jungle gets ported
i want to claw my face off
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 AM
i want to claw my face off
i love it when my hair does this
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 AM
i love it when my hair does this
pov: you're my passenger princess
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
pov: you're my passenger princess
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business idea: millipedes for shoes even if you sell them for $1 im telling you you'd be a millionaire in no time
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
business idea: millipedes for shoes even if you sell them for $1 im telling you you'd be a millionaire in no time
i know it's just confirmation bias or whatever everyone was dunking on 37 year olds and today it's 38 year olds, was the prototypical Person To Hate On The Internet actually born on february 5th 1988 lmao
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
i know it's just confirmation bias or whatever everyone was dunking on 37 year olds and today it's 38 year olds, was the prototypical Person To Hate On The Internet actually born on february 5th 1988 lmao
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how it feels being secure in my sense of self
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
how it feels being secure in my sense of self
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last night @saffisarasa.bsky.social stumbled on a very normal "e-commerce" website where you can see regular products. when i went back just now to get more screen captures of the best deals and genuine items, it was wiped completely clean. i just have a few screen snips. we missed out! on bargains!
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
last night @saffisarasa.bsky.social stumbled on a very normal "e-commerce" website where you can see regular products. when i went back just now to get more screen captures of the best deals and genuine items, it was wiped completely clean. i just have a few screen snips. we missed out! on bargains!