saffi 🍵
@saffisarasa.bsky.social
now 69.224% more FUCKED UP and EVIL | 38 | she/her
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did we ever find out what was in shane mcmahon's lockbox?
February 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
did we ever find out what was in shane mcmahon's lockbox?
i need to practice my husky seductive voice, cause i think i got a good one
February 17, 2026 at 11:54 AM
i need to practice my husky seductive voice, cause i think i got a good one
girl who thinks dril's pfp is max headroom (me)
February 17, 2026 at 4:05 AM
girl who thinks dril's pfp is max headroom (me)
rank the 12nd be with you
February 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
rank the 12nd be with you
ACAB doesn't include Police 911 (arcade, 2000)
February 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
ACAB doesn't include Police 911 (arcade, 2000)
i had no idea they made Crazy Taxi Except Your Customer Is Dying i woulda played the shit out of this
1st Case: Traffic Accident (Emergency Call Ambulance, Arcade, SEGA, 1999)
February 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i had no idea they made Crazy Taxi Except Your Customer Is Dying i woulda played the shit out of this
talking about engaging media though, last night i started no man's sky and got sidetracked to the point that during the course of learning to build a biofuel reactor i visited an alien soldier who i tricked into thinking i was a superior officer and was shown the coordinates for an ancient ruin on
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
talking about engaging media though, last night i started no man's sky and got sidetracked to the point that during the course of learning to build a biofuel reactor i visited an alien soldier who i tricked into thinking i was a superior officer and was shown the coordinates for an ancient ruin on
i've been trying to watch ahsoka but i'm not invested at all. i'll just scroll on my phone and wait for a cool moment and like, is this just how normies watch television?
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
i've been trying to watch ahsoka but i'm not invested at all. i'll just scroll on my phone and wait for a cool moment and like, is this just how normies watch television?
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had a flashback to when i was like 6 and i got this cookie tin for easter that had peter rabbit on it and his ears made a V shape which made me think of the viacom squiggle logo and i kept trying to say "bunnycom" in don lafontaine's voice and guys i think i might have autism
August 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
had a flashback to when i was like 6 and i got this cookie tin for easter that had peter rabbit on it and his ears made a V shape which made me think of the viacom squiggle logo and i kept trying to say "bunnycom" in don lafontaine's voice and guys i think i might have autism
i feel so much better when i have a game to look forward to playing and i gotta stop acting like i don't have time for it
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
i feel so much better when i have a game to look forward to playing and i gotta stop acting like i don't have time for it
girl who is scared of every viacom logo and not just the v of doom (me)
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 AM
girl who is scared of every viacom logo and not just the v of doom (me)
guy who wasn't born because his parents' car only has four seats and they already have two kids and don't wanna trade in
February 15, 2026 at 9:04 AM
guy who wasn't born because his parents' car only has four seats and they already have two kids and don't wanna trade in
12:05 am
i am immensely disappointed
i am immensely disappointed
happy valentine's day, i hope somebody touches my collarbone today
February 15, 2026 at 8:04 AM
12:05 am
i am immensely disappointed
i am immensely disappointed
8:04 pm, clock's ticking...
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
8:04 pm, clock's ticking...
wanna go out back with me and smoke the forbidden flash drive?
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
wanna go out back with me and smoke the forbidden flash drive?
supermarket employees deserve hazard pay for having to hear that fuckin mayonnaise commercial song
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
supermarket employees deserve hazard pay for having to hear that fuckin mayonnaise commercial song
it's 4:53 pm and my collarbone remains untouched
happy valentine's day, i hope somebody touches my collarbone today
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
it's 4:53 pm and my collarbone remains untouched
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I am not from Brazil, I'm embarrassingly white, and I do not know nearly enough about Brazilian culture but every time I see a BRAZIL MENTIONED meme I'm like YEAH FUCK YEAH BRAZIL MENTIONED THIS RULES LETS GO. That shit is hype
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I am not from Brazil, I'm embarrassingly white, and I do not know nearly enough about Brazilian culture but every time I see a BRAZIL MENTIONED meme I'm like YEAH FUCK YEAH BRAZIL MENTIONED THIS RULES LETS GO. That shit is hype
happy valentine's day, i hope somebody touches my collarbone today
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 AM
happy valentine's day, i hope somebody touches my collarbone today
would you still love me if i started going to the gym?
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 AM
would you still love me if i started going to the gym?
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𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦... 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘱!
🎀🟥🟦
🎀🟥🟦
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦... 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘱!
🎀🟥🟦
🎀🟥🟦
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batman parking is cool and good however
backing into parking spaces is npc behavior
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
batman parking is cool and good however