Ryan Schramm
ryschramm.bsky.social
Ryan Schramm
@ryschramm.bsky.social
One third of @3waydancepod.bsky.social

Maximalist Style Wrestling Apologist
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Wife was curious why fans love Hangman so much 🤼‍♂️
Like clockwork 🤼‍♂️

*Aggregators say Meltzer reported something incorrect*

"He's a hack! He's a fraud! He's-"

*Inevitably Meltzer's 'report' was him riffing and speculating on a podcast, not a report*

".....well this is still his fault! He should know better than to..."
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The sheer irony of people saying they want politics out of wrestling then insist that the best time to be a wrestling fan was when Hulk Hogan would come to the ring waving an American flag and beat up a heel whose only characteristic was "Not American" (or Sgt Slaughter) 🤼‍♂️
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
My DM is starting up a new adventure and has tols us to make our characters as powerful and/or broken as we want

Make no mistake, this is not an invitation, this is a dare
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Might be a deep cut but.....I wonder if that parking lot brawl will have a spot involving a car stereo..... 🤼‍♂️
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I hate Moxley for making me forget that I love the man
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Damn, womens tag titles are main eventing?

9/10 times I'd be thrilled and say they deserve it, but we got 3 title matches tonight, Babes of Wrath aren't dropping those titles (I assume) so that tells me no title changes tonight 🤼‍♂️
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Tony Khan "Oh, shit, Gabe get out there and shut him up, I got enough people in the main event to book right now" 🤼‍♂️
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I love how Michael Cole is basically saying "We aren't allowed to talk about Danielson" 🤼‍♂️
January 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
For the record, I've seen people so desperate to discredit the Patriots that they said it was CHEATING that Tom Brady willingly took a lower pay than other elite QB's so the team had more wiggle room with the salary cap 🏈
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Can't wait for the discourse to start around the Patriots and #CamoGate 😆
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm not saying I wouldn't love to see Ciampa in AEW, but I have to be completely honest with myself

It would almost entirely be because I know Tony Khan would 100% shell out money to get Psycho Killer 🤼‍♂️
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The worst part of Kraven the Hunter bombing is you only get one chance to tell the collective audience "Look, I know some of the films in this universe sucked, but trust me, I think you'll like this one" and you wasted it on that

Next film could be GREAT but nobody will trust it
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Here's a random fun fact: Finn Balor has never challenged for the WWE Championship

He's challenged for the World Heavyweight, he's challenged for and *been* Universal Champion, ditto the NXT Championship, but he's never been in a match where the WWE title was on the line 🤼‍♂️
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
It's just funny to me that some fans get mad about the in-ring looking too choreographed but get mad at a promo that doesn't sound like a rehearsed Broadway soliloquy 🤼‍♂️
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The one comic thing that will always throw me off is that Dr. Victor Fries' villain name is Mr. Freeze
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I don't like The Righteous for reasons that are 100% out of their control 🤼‍♂️

....those reasons mostly being they just act as a constant reminder how shitty the ending of Far Cry 5 was
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Patriots in the snow, it's a beautiful thing
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Batman Begins remains the best Batman movie, as well as best Superhero movie

I will not be fielding questions
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I appreciate that MJF took a second to clarify Bandido will be a future World Champion "In AEW"

You're already going to beat him down, no need to undercut his ROH title 🤼‍♂️
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Mogul Embassy? 👀 🤼‍♂️
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Standby Matches are something I LOVE, it's just such great worldbuilding

"Kenny Omega had time booked later tonight, he instead came out earlier, so we have some free time to fill, luckily we have matches on standby just for such an event" 🤼‍♂️
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Like, I get it, PAC's a bastard, he was a heel, he almost crippled Darby before the match even began

But....man, I still can't get over feeling like Darby was an asshole there 🤣 🤼‍♂️
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Don't you dare walk this back

The Funkasaurus debut was one of the greatest moments in WWE that year
good god I used to have no standards
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Shit like this Cory in the House stuff is why cagematch had to start regulating match ratings 🤼‍♂️
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM