The last 30 years, woof.
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The last 30 years, woof.
What a moment in time for rock and roll, if rock and roll weren't decades dead and buried and rotted and forgotten and lost.
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 AM
What a moment in time for rock and roll, if rock and roll weren't decades dead and buried and rotted and forgotten and lost.
Imagine looking at these masked ICE cowards dragging kids out of their homes, violently pulling drivers out of their cars, threatening protestors, attacking concerned citizens, contriving physical confrontations, escalating violence, killing our neighbors, and thinking that's the America we want.
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Imagine looking at these masked ICE cowards dragging kids out of their homes, violently pulling drivers out of their cars, threatening protestors, attacking concerned citizens, contriving physical confrontations, escalating violence, killing our neighbors, and thinking that's the America we want.
The one time my car was broken into, my expensive sunglasses were stolen, but what actually upset me was my wallet full only of local coffee shop punch cards was taken. I'm sure that was a profound disappointment for the thief to open later, but I still lament those lost stamps.
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The one time my car was broken into, my expensive sunglasses were stolen, but what actually upset me was my wallet full only of local coffee shop punch cards was taken. I'm sure that was a profound disappointment for the thief to open later, but I still lament those lost stamps.
I had been thinking about ditching my microwave for a few years, but never got the balls to do it. Then mine broke, and frankly I've been too lazy to fix it, and I miss it exactly almost never.
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I had been thinking about ditching my microwave for a few years, but never got the balls to do it. Then mine broke, and frankly I've been too lazy to fix it, and I miss it exactly almost never.
The further away from the city I get, the happier I am. I get to wake up every morning to the smell of the ocean, the arffing of sea lions, the sunrise hitting the mountains & the Sound, ferry horns honking, snails & raccoons in my garden, & all I have to do is pay half as much for twice the home.
January 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The further away from the city I get, the happier I am. I get to wake up every morning to the smell of the ocean, the arffing of sea lions, the sunrise hitting the mountains & the Sound, ferry horns honking, snails & raccoons in my garden, & all I have to do is pay half as much for twice the home.
The great joys in life are relatively simple. They're within our grasp. A hot shower, when your coffee cools just enough to take your first big sip, a sunny day in winter, a cool breeze in summer, a creative outlet, finishing a project, a first kiss, the smell of a book, a beer with your friends.
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
The great joys in life are relatively simple. They're within our grasp. A hot shower, when your coffee cools just enough to take your first big sip, a sunny day in winter, a cool breeze in summer, a creative outlet, finishing a project, a first kiss, the smell of a book, a beer with your friends.
I can't wait for the pendulum to swing back from this era of cheap, fake, mass produced, low effort, attention seeking, aloof, indifferent, preoccupied, digital, tribalistic, quixotic, dumbed down, homogenized, monetized, efficient, distracted, second screen, antisocial, lowest common denominator...
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I can't wait for the pendulum to swing back from this era of cheap, fake, mass produced, low effort, attention seeking, aloof, indifferent, preoccupied, digital, tribalistic, quixotic, dumbed down, homogenized, monetized, efficient, distracted, second screen, antisocial, lowest common denominator...
You can do the work to hold corporations accountable for their environmental impact (let's be real, you probably aren't) without bitching about your own responsibilities to do the same.
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
You can do the work to hold corporations accountable for their environmental impact (let's be real, you probably aren't) without bitching about your own responsibilities to do the same.
Does it ever strike you how we find the only wildlife left that can adapt to tolerate our presence disgusting, annoying, and/or terrifying? Rats, mice, pigeons, spiders, raccoons, opossums, coyotes, crows, etc. etc. All beautiful creatures.
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Does it ever strike you how we find the only wildlife left that can adapt to tolerate our presence disgusting, annoying, and/or terrifying? Rats, mice, pigeons, spiders, raccoons, opossums, coyotes, crows, etc. etc. All beautiful creatures.
Handheld food, upon being set down even once, is just never the same again.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Handheld food, upon being set down even once, is just never the same again.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
I'm dying to dig into pre-revolution Iranian film. Tips very welcome.
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm dying to dig into pre-revolution Iranian film. Tips very welcome.
AI could never write that spectacular scene (one of many) in John Woo's The Killer in which Danny Lee's detective character is attempting to describe Chow Yun Fat's character to a police sketch artist, sez almost nothing of his physical appearance...
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
AI could never write that spectacular scene (one of many) in John Woo's The Killer in which Danny Lee's detective character is attempting to describe Chow Yun Fat's character to a police sketch artist, sez almost nothing of his physical appearance...
Reposted by rydamo
Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/
The most prescient and accurate measure of inflation in America is the cost of Domino's Mix and Match combo deal.
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The most prescient and accurate measure of inflation in America is the cost of Domino's Mix and Match combo deal.
It's boring. I'm bored of it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It's boring. I'm bored of it.
I'm here to tell you that the original Street Fighter movie from 1994 absolutely fucking slaps. JCVD, Kylie Minogue, Raul Julia... 🥵
God Bless 🙏
God Bless 🙏
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'm here to tell you that the original Street Fighter movie from 1994 absolutely fucking slaps. JCVD, Kylie Minogue, Raul Julia... 🥵
God Bless 🙏
God Bless 🙏
Mar-a-Lago face
Optimized for a snug fit
Between Trump's buttcheeks
Optimized for a snug fit
Between Trump's buttcheeks
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mar-a-Lago face
Optimized for a snug fit
Between Trump's buttcheeks
Optimized for a snug fit
Between Trump's buttcheeks
Traditional colorful Christmas lights...
With Pink? Purple? Both? Orange or yellow, or both?
With Pink? Purple? Both? Orange or yellow, or both?
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Traditional colorful Christmas lights...
With Pink? Purple? Both? Orange or yellow, or both?
With Pink? Purple? Both? Orange or yellow, or both?
A great many of my generational peers fantasize about having SO much to cope with, and then cope with no dignity whatsoever.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
A great many of my generational peers fantasize about having SO much to cope with, and then cope with no dignity whatsoever.
The night of hosting Thanksgiving for my family I dream a long, vivid dream about being imprisoned...
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The night of hosting Thanksgiving for my family I dream a long, vivid dream about being imprisoned...
The question on my mind a lot lately is if a Highlander is circumcized does their foreskin grow back?
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The question on my mind a lot lately is if a Highlander is circumcized does their foreskin grow back?
Any business that you are temporarily boycotting, you should probably be permanently boycotting.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Any business that you are temporarily boycotting, you should probably be permanently boycotting.
Efficiency is very often the enemy of beauty, and beauty is very often underappreciated.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Efficiency is very often the enemy of beauty, and beauty is very often underappreciated.