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PIT->PSU->NYC->CT
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cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The Penguins have to be the worst 3rd period team in NHL history. Blown lead after blown lead
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everything about this screams that republicans are gonna weekend at Bernie’s this dirtbag in the next six months
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just when I think this can’t get any better. First they miss the playoff, now they’re gonna cry and take their ball home. This is too delicious, I might pass out
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So many things about college football are broken, but blaming JMU and Tulane is bull shit. Not their fault the ACC was lousy. So many problems would be fixed if the same two people weren’t in charge and just focused on money
a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dysfunctional Teams I Root For Power Rankings:
1) Penn State ⬆️
2) Steelers ⬆️
3) Pirates ⬇️
4) Penguins ➡️

Congrats to the Pirates for falling to #3 by being just the same level of dysfunction as normal. Tough to top leaked audio of a players only meeting but excited to see them try
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Saying this on live TV is certifiably insane and should be grounds for forced resignation
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Weiss, who has spent more than 20 years living in New York City, has attempted to present as a scrappy "Pittsburgh girl".

However, he family inherited a high-end furniture store & large flooring company

paydayreport.com/bari-weiss-c...
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Baseball is a cruel mistress
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Slot fade to a TE to the short side of the field with another guy also out there? Thats the “fuck it this game is over let’s try some shit” play?
Very ready for Andy Kotelnicki to go back to the Big 12. All the eye candy in the world, absolutely no substance to his offense
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Very ready for Andy Kotelnicki to go back to the Big 12. All the eye candy in the world, absolutely no substance to his offense
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
First question to every coach interviewing for Penn State: do you know how to stop the QB run?
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Honestly just put in the backups. Bench everyone. Make a point
October 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We’re letting Oregon beat us twice. Pathetic
October 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is legit embarrassing by the penn state defense. Not tackling, not in the right places. Just an all around sub par effort
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The B1G is truly the villain of college sports, despite the SECs best efforts
I always assumed the Big 12 would end up being the one who invited the vampire into the house, but the Big Ten always likes to be the trendsetter...
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Following the OSU playbook I see. Lose to close to Oregon. Lose to someone stupid late. Win a natty.

No no I’m fine, please stop wheeling me to the insane asylum I beg you
September 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This team will be the death of me. LTFI, let’s get this dub
September 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s the hope that kills you
September 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There’s no world where that ball went out at the 30. It hit the benches at the 35!
September 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Laying this big of an egg in front of the whole country and every recruit possible is gonna set us back 3yrs
September 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This like sanction year level bad play from the oline. Genuinely offensive performance
September 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You literally cannot make up a guy fumbling but it’s overturned by one blade of grass. Cannot catch one single break
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM