@ryansito290.bsky.social
Traveler. Speaker of Spanish. Concerts. Husband of an immigrant ♥️. VOTE. Plant daddy. 🪴(He/him)
Here's some unsolicited noods for you.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Here's some unsolicited noods for you.
Fuck the Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Fuck the Dodgers.
I joined the 40s club today. 🤌
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I joined the 40s club today. 🤌
There's some really weird noises in Denver tonight. 🤔
September 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There's some really weird noises in Denver tonight. 🤔
Rooftop bar tonight in Denver.
September 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Rooftop bar tonight in Denver.
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Realized I have jury selection at 8am like a half hour ago. Glad I looked at my calendar but also FML so hard. Send some vibes so they don't pick my gay wook ass.
September 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Realized I have jury selection at 8am like a half hour ago. Glad I looked at my calendar but also FML so hard. Send some vibes so they don't pick my gay wook ass.
To the person who just yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP" to some chompers, you are my hero.
August 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
To the person who just yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP" to some chompers, you are my hero.
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Pine Creek stream has me like:
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Pine Creek stream has me like:
So I'm in the market for a car. Went for a test drive this week and what do you know, my salesman is the guy that did the art for this tour (and their first album). 🤷 #tDB #30thanniversarytour #discobiscuits
August 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So I'm in the market for a car. Went for a test drive this week and what do you know, my salesman is the guy that did the art for this tour (and their first album). 🤷 #tDB #30thanniversarytour #discobiscuits
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🚨 DURANTULA TIME 🚨🕷
August 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
🚨 DURANTULA TIME 🚨🕷
THE DURANTULA 🙌
August 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
THE DURANTULA 🙌
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I ran into Jack White at the ball game yesterday. Still can't freaking believe it. I thought I was hallucinating at first.
August 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I ran into Jack White at the ball game yesterday. Still can't freaking believe it. I thought I was hallucinating at first.
Currently having a Meg Ryan moment at Buddakan.
August 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Currently having a Meg Ryan moment at Buddakan.
Dear interwebs, please help me find this shirt. Love, Ryan.
July 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Dear interwebs, please help me find this shirt. Love, Ryan.
Fucking incredible.
July 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Fucking incredible.
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The guy infront of me has about to cum shirt on he is STOKED
July 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The guy infront of me has about to cum shirt on he is STOKED
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Philly is about to get a great show. i can feel it in my vagina.
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Philly is about to get a great show. i can feel it in my vagina.
We are about to have so many fucking figs.
July 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We are about to have so many fucking figs.
