Ryan Satin
@ryansatin.bsky.social
Head of Satin Productions, writer, former FOX Sports analyst/TMZ Senior Producer, journalist, wrestling enthusiast | Repped by Gersh
Just watched John Cena’s return at the 2008 Royal Rumble in preparation for tonight and now I’m hyped af.
February 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just watched John Cena’s return at the 2008 Royal Rumble in preparation for tonight and now I’m hyped af.
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There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
Making the American workforce diverse so there aren’t racial inequities across the country is bad, but telling black people and all minorities they’re inferior at every job isn’t.
Yeah okay, racists.
Yeah okay, racists.
February 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Making the American workforce diverse so there aren’t racial inequities across the country is bad, but telling black people and all minorities they’re inferior at every job isn’t.
Yeah okay, racists.
Yeah okay, racists.
December 31, 2024 vs January 31, 2025
February 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
December 31, 2024 vs January 31, 2025
Conservatives were incredibly mad about being forced to treat trans people like they exist, yet now they’re proving why it was necessary - because they’re literally trying to force trans people out of existence.
January 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Conservatives were incredibly mad about being forced to treat trans people like they exist, yet now they’re proving why it was necessary - because they’re literally trying to force trans people out of existence.
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i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
If you’re a millennial who misses good comedy movies being put in theaters, go out of your way to see Y2K.
A great original idea, awesome soundtrack and hilarious script.
You’ll regret it if you wait to watch on streaming.
A great original idea, awesome soundtrack and hilarious script.
You’ll regret it if you wait to watch on streaming.
December 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
If you’re a millennial who misses good comedy movies being put in theaters, go out of your way to see Y2K.
A great original idea, awesome soundtrack and hilarious script.
You’ll regret it if you wait to watch on streaming.
A great original idea, awesome soundtrack and hilarious script.
You’ll regret it if you wait to watch on streaming.
It sucks that when people talk about bands from the early 2000s, not enough people praise Finch. What it is to Burn is a masterpiece of the time.
December 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
It sucks that when people talk about bands from the early 2000s, not enough people praise Finch. What it is to Burn is a masterpiece of the time.
Why aren’t more people talking about the possibility that Skeleton Crew might be a Captain EO origin story?
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Why aren’t more people talking about the possibility that Skeleton Crew might be a Captain EO origin story?
Crazy how you can just lie about literally anything now and there’s a group of desperate for attention fucks on the Internet who won’t care.
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Crazy how you can just lie about literally anything now and there’s a group of desperate for attention fucks on the Internet who won’t care.
Seth Rollins; the voice of reason in WWE.
December 3, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Seth Rollins; the voice of reason in WWE.
I haven’t been this excited and simultaneously nervous about an episode of RAW in awhile.
The buildup for New Days’s 10-year anniversary screams major angle alert and I’m ready to see what happens, but at the same time, I’m also very not ready.
The buildup for New Days’s 10-year anniversary screams major angle alert and I’m ready to see what happens, but at the same time, I’m also very not ready.
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I haven’t been this excited and simultaneously nervous about an episode of RAW in awhile.
The buildup for New Days’s 10-year anniversary screams major angle alert and I’m ready to see what happens, but at the same time, I’m also very not ready.
The buildup for New Days’s 10-year anniversary screams major angle alert and I’m ready to see what happens, but at the same time, I’m also very not ready.
Do you think these will be four of the matches at WrestleMania next year?
- GUNTHER vs John Cena
- Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton
- Roman Reigns vs The Rock
- Seth Rollins vs CM Punk
- GUNTHER vs John Cena
- Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton
- Roman Reigns vs The Rock
- Seth Rollins vs CM Punk
December 2, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Do you think these will be four of the matches at WrestleMania next year?
- GUNTHER vs John Cena
- Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton
- Roman Reigns vs The Rock
- Seth Rollins vs CM Punk
- GUNTHER vs John Cena
- Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton
- Roman Reigns vs The Rock
- Seth Rollins vs CM Punk
(wrestling fan unhooking your bra) This is awesome! *clap 5x* This is awesome! *clap5x*
December 1, 2024 at 12:44 AM
(wrestling fan unhooking your bra) This is awesome! *clap 5x* This is awesome! *clap5x*
Nice little nod to the past here, with Raquel reacting to still being a step behind Bianca and Rhea after losing.
#WarGames #SurvivorSeries
#WarGames #SurvivorSeries
December 1, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Nice little nod to the past here, with Raquel reacting to still being a step behind Bianca and Rhea after losing.
#WarGames #SurvivorSeries
#WarGames #SurvivorSeries
Nakamura beating LA Knight for the US title was 100% the right call.
Shinsuke’s renewed push would’ve been dead in the water had he lost, and Knight is better on the chase since he’s so good at getting fans to rally behind him.
#SurvivorSeries
Shinsuke’s renewed push would’ve been dead in the water had he lost, and Knight is better on the chase since he’s so good at getting fans to rally behind him.
#SurvivorSeries
December 1, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Nakamura beating LA Knight for the US title was 100% the right call.
Shinsuke’s renewed push would’ve been dead in the water had he lost, and Knight is better on the chase since he’s so good at getting fans to rally behind him.
#SurvivorSeries
Shinsuke’s renewed push would’ve been dead in the water had he lost, and Knight is better on the chase since he’s so good at getting fans to rally behind him.
#SurvivorSeries
Can’t remember the last person to come in with as much hype as Jacob Fatu only to live up to it in every way possible.
November 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Can’t remember the last person to come in with as much hype as Jacob Fatu only to live up to it in every way possible.
This would make no sense since she lost the match for a new title because of it.
I’m leaning towards Bianca being the culprit but wouldn’t be surprised if it was Charlotte.
November 30, 2024 at 7:55 PM
This would make no sense since she lost the match for a new title because of it.
Catching up on SmackDown before Survivor Series. They really want you to think Bayley attacked Jade, but it’s gotta be a returning Charlotte Flair right?
November 30, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Catching up on SmackDown before Survivor Series. They really want you to think Bayley attacked Jade, but it’s gotta be a returning Charlotte Flair right?
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pretty sure if that video continues there’s me telling him to fuck off and that it wasn’t THAT bad.
hbk vs hulk levels of overselling by ryan here.
hbk vs hulk levels of overselling by ryan here.
November 24, 2024 at 8:13 PM
pretty sure if that video continues there’s me telling him to fuck off and that it wasn’t THAT bad.
hbk vs hulk levels of overselling by ryan here.
hbk vs hulk levels of overselling by ryan here.