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james mckenna
@chillhartman.bsky.social
he/him. @lucasmuseum tech. film watcher. wrestle enjoyer. seltzer consumer. acab forever. (all opinions are my own obviously)

https://chillhartman.crd.co/
oh no, just as the prophecy foretold.
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
for all you entrepreneurs out there i have a golden bumper sticker idea for you -

“my son can beat up your honor student, he also has ambitions of being a cop and he’s inherited our deep seeded systemic racism.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
nothing makes me happier than their tiktok tagline being an inexplicable "ice cream, but make it mama" - a sentence that is the word equivalent to watching THE RING videotape.
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
hey brock lesnar came back to wwe!

fun fact: his name is mentioned 44 times in the vince mcmahon sexual trafficking lawsuit.

absolutely get fucked. i have no room in my life for anyone who is condoning this nonsense.
August 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
omg, the guy who looked like this a few months ago died? no way.
December 30, 2024 at 1:28 AM
given how much every performer has bled tonight i fully expect mox to look like this five minutes into the main event.

#AEWWorldsEnd
December 29, 2024 at 4:03 AM
a flash sale you say tiktok?
December 27, 2024 at 1:52 AM
December 24, 2024 at 11:20 PM
no no, i'm bon jovi.

you must be thinking of my dad, bonathan jovi.
December 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
me when i find the mcdonalds worker who snitched on luigi mangione
December 9, 2024 at 11:41 PM
*ska voice*

🎶KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP🎶
December 4, 2024 at 7:20 PM
“purity politics”

it’s a site that the worlds cringiest businessman turned into an algorithmic hell filled with onlyfans bots and pro life ads - and we’re gonna talk about purity politics?

get unequivocally fucked.
December 1, 2024 at 11:09 PM
so @ryansatin.bsky.social made a crack about bringing this over for AEW full gear ultimately saying he was just kidding.

never play chicken with me ryan.

ive committed to bits you people could only dream of.

(yeah, this was NOT great)
November 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
i still stand by that this is the greatest twist in movie history.

the real ones know.
November 21, 2024 at 12:28 AM
the absolute joy i would have if linda mcmahon’s skeleton suddenly liquified.
November 20, 2024 at 3:24 AM
so cm punk is in the new movie "lets start a cult" and i really hope the internet gets some decent milage out of this screenshot.
November 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
admins asleep post japanese dunk-acino
November 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
*bluesky crashes with a small push to the userbase*

ahh, FINALLY something that feels like the old twitter again.
November 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
hanging out here now instead of the haunted site.
November 13, 2024 at 9:30 PM
here bluesky, enjoy this photo of me as a child looking like a used car salesman from orlando.
October 18, 2023 at 5:00 PM
i dont think any of you are prepared for the absolute level of insufferable i am going to be when the new saw movie comes out.

look at saw's current ad campaign. my man is in vegas with a frozen drink, dumb gondola hat and hanging by the fountains.

my murder trap king is living decadently.
September 19, 2023 at 9:57 PM
we as a society don’t talk about this nearly enough.
September 19, 2023 at 6:56 PM
who needs sleep when you have *needlessly worrying about everything in your life*
July 31, 2023 at 12:29 PM
blessing the bluesky feed with italian flo rida.
July 31, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by james mckenna
Fuck Barbieheimer this is the most important showdown in town
July 25, 2023 at 4:22 PM