Ryan Marshall
@ryanismarshall.bsky.social
Rural Illinois living, arcade bar owning, golf swingin, former city council member-ing, wrestling fan debating, lib. And no, I don’t care about whatever crypto that someone is selling.
Next administration needs to make it law that everyone get a mandatory day off from work, fully paid, but only for a pilgrimage to FDT grave, so everyone gets to piss on it. You register the day that works best (make a weekend out of it), show it to your job, must be approved.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Next administration needs to make it law that everyone get a mandatory day off from work, fully paid, but only for a pilgrimage to FDT grave, so everyone gets to piss on it. You register the day that works best (make a weekend out of it), show it to your job, must be approved.
Berry with an all time response to Kiffin’s request. College football’s schedule is beyond screwed up, & it’s talked about every year. But did he really think that Ole Miss would be ok w/ still coaching? Because that’s insane.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Berry with an all time response to Kiffin’s request. College football’s schedule is beyond screwed up, & it’s talked about every year. But did he really think that Ole Miss would be ok w/ still coaching? Because that’s insane.
Everybody is apparently getting a half serving in this thought experiment by Fox News.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Everybody is apparently getting a half serving in this thought experiment by Fox News.
The Rams look so damn terrifying. My god.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The Rams look so damn terrifying. My god.
Has there ever been an FBI Director & DHS Sec. who did less work, and burned more money than Patel & Noem? Pretty sure the last 5 directors, combined, didn’t take the amount of vacations that he has in the last 10 months. But hey, ya just gotta hit F1 Vegas, I guess.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Has there ever been an FBI Director & DHS Sec. who did less work, and burned more money than Patel & Noem? Pretty sure the last 5 directors, combined, didn’t take the amount of vacations that he has in the last 10 months. But hey, ya just gotta hit F1 Vegas, I guess.
Teddy was on to something 100+ years in advance.
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Teddy was on to something 100+ years in advance.
Gee, isn’t that just an interesting cut from Fox/FS1 video editors. If you’re not gonna show the scumbag Texas state trooper shoving 2 S. Carolina players, then why even show the tunnel shot? Texas A&M will never not be exactly who everyone assumes they are.
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Gee, isn’t that just an interesting cut from Fox/FS1 video editors. If you’re not gonna show the scumbag Texas state trooper shoving 2 S. Carolina players, then why even show the tunnel shot? Texas A&M will never not be exactly who everyone assumes they are.
Guy sitting at the booth next to me at breakfast is on a team work call, on speakerphone. Since I’m being subjected to listening to it against my will, do I get to charge him my hourly rate for it? That should be the going rate for people using speaker phone in restaurants.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Guy sitting at the booth next to me at breakfast is on a team work call, on speakerphone. Since I’m being subjected to listening to it against my will, do I get to charge him my hourly rate for it? That should be the going rate for people using speaker phone in restaurants.
I just have 1 thing to say to you right now, @durbin.senate.gov…You little bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I just have 1 thing to say to you right now, @durbin.senate.gov…You little bitch.
There’s plenty out there willing to be an R2, if maga gets their ridiculous wish. But, we’re gonna need some Chopper’s too. Befriend your Chopper’s, so that you don’t get caught up in their excitement.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
There’s plenty out there willing to be an R2, if maga gets their ridiculous wish. But, we’re gonna need some Chopper’s too. Befriend your Chopper’s, so that you don’t get caught up in their excitement.
There is currently a fundraiser downtown for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library. The amount of maga women that are currently dressed up like Dolly, supporting literacy & free books for kids, is wild. I’ve heard most of them openly shit on education.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There is currently a fundraiser downtown for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library. The amount of maga women that are currently dressed up like Dolly, supporting literacy & free books for kids, is wild. I’ve heard most of them openly shit on education.
1/ A few years back, there was a bookie in my town that was running a Super Bowl pool. Nothing unheard of, most of the bars had them before slot machines came in. Game comes & goes, and it’s time for pay outs. Only, he doesn’t have the money to pay different winners. It’s like $15-20k in payouts.
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
1/ A few years back, there was a bookie in my town that was running a Super Bowl pool. Nothing unheard of, most of the bars had them before slot machines came in. Game comes & goes, and it’s time for pay outs. Only, he doesn’t have the money to pay different winners. It’s like $15-20k in payouts.
What are the chances that FDT puts military/ICE/Etc., at heavy dem voting polling stations next year for the general election, after seeing this week’s results? Is it 20/80 will/wont? Is it 50/50? Personally, I’m at 60/40.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What are the chances that FDT puts military/ICE/Etc., at heavy dem voting polling stations next year for the general election, after seeing this week’s results? Is it 20/80 will/wont? Is it 50/50? Personally, I’m at 60/40.
The cut to Adam Schefter by the McAfee Show right now, is getting funnier each time. Back of a car, phones getting added to the shot each time, driver probably weaving through traffic, FaceTime opening & closing, different phones ringing. NFL Trade Deadline is actually fun this year.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The cut to Adam Schefter by the McAfee Show right now, is getting funnier each time. Back of a car, phones getting added to the shot each time, driver probably weaving through traffic, FaceTime opening & closing, different phones ringing. NFL Trade Deadline is actually fun this year.
Bengals Def & HC are upset about how members of the offense are speaking & reacting to their latest loss. I mean, if anyone has the right to be offended, it’s that offense after seeing the D give up 40pts again. HC should be offended by his defense.
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Bengals Def & HC are upset about how members of the offense are speaking & reacting to their latest loss. I mean, if anyone has the right to be offended, it’s that offense after seeing the D give up 40pts again. HC should be offended by his defense.
Same Seth, same. The Bears might be trying to lower the avg. life span of an entire fan base, this season.
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Same Seth, same. The Bears might be trying to lower the avg. life span of an entire fan base, this season.
No way Blue Jays fans aren’t losing their mind right now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
No way Blue Jays fans aren’t losing their mind right now.
If this game ends up going 18 innings too, I’m gonna lose my shit.
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If this game ends up going 18 innings too, I’m gonna lose my shit.
I wanna see 8+ innings of full blown psycho-mode Max Scherzer. Just the embodiment of intensity & competitiveness, screaming at everyone. Highly doubtful, but I’d love it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I wanna see 8+ innings of full blown psycho-mode Max Scherzer. Just the embodiment of intensity & competitiveness, screaming at everyone. Highly doubtful, but I’d love it.
CIS straight white men Halloween is only ever one of 4 costumes: Clown mask over flannel (or The Joker), Back to the Future, something racist as shit, or Forrest Gump. Some of these can be combined.
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
CIS straight white men Halloween is only ever one of 4 costumes: Clown mask over flannel (or The Joker), Back to the Future, something racist as shit, or Forrest Gump. Some of these can be combined.
I know you gotta try to have them make the throw. But that’s gotta be the case when the guy isn’t gonna be out by 3 steps.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I know you gotta try to have them make the throw. But that’s gotta be the case when the guy isn’t gonna be out by 3 steps.
Stanley Tucci in Easy A is the reason I own far too many henley style shirts. I just needed to get that out there.
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Stanley Tucci in Easy A is the reason I own far too many henley style shirts. I just needed to get that out there.
People acting like Melania & Usha Vance aren’t co-signing all this evil, is wild. Especially Melania. She’s been perfectly fine with it all for decades.
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
People acting like Melania & Usha Vance aren’t co-signing all this evil, is wild. Especially Melania. She’s been perfectly fine with it all for decades.
Can’t figure out if the signs are the same few people every week or not, but I’m beyond sick and tired of seeing gigantic religious signs on Gameday every week. I’ve already had to kick a christo-fascist out of my bar this week, I’m not trying to see it every Saturday too.
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Can’t figure out if the signs are the same few people every week or not, but I’m beyond sick and tired of seeing gigantic religious signs on Gameday every week. I’ve already had to kick a christo-fascist out of my bar this week, I’m not trying to see it every Saturday too.
If Disney is going to own all these properties, the least they could do is give us a show that is movies & series being recapped by Olaf from Frozen and Luis from Ant-Man, together. The trench run would be electric. Dammit, put Josh Gad & Michael Peña in a booth together, & let them cook.
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If Disney is going to own all these properties, the least they could do is give us a show that is movies & series being recapped by Olaf from Frozen and Luis from Ant-Man, together. The trench run would be electric. Dammit, put Josh Gad & Michael Peña in a booth together, & let them cook.