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I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error.
Pinned
If I try to imagine just one year from now, I have no idea what to expect. He's dead? Citizen rage forces fascists to back off? Martial law and mass executions? Internet and press shut down? Election cancelled? Moon spray-painted gold?
We saw a woodwind trio from the Elgin Symphony Orchestra last night at a local church. One of the most enjoyable performances I've ever seen. I really wish it had been recorded! I'd listen to it again many times.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We saw a woodwind trio from the Elgin Symphony Orchestra last night at a local church. One of the most enjoyable performances I've ever seen. I really wish it had been recorded! I'd listen to it again many times.
When Leavitt wakes up, her first thought is, "What stupid shit will he say today?"
She spends a few moments gazing into the mirror, looking for signs of accelerated aging. Her phone is already buzzing.
It's all downhill from here, Leavitt. It only gets worse.
She spends a few moments gazing into the mirror, looking for signs of accelerated aging. Her phone is already buzzing.
It's all downhill from here, Leavitt. It only gets worse.
'Look at That Coward Run': Karoline Leavitt Bolts for Exit After Grilling on Trump’s Latest Threat, But One Reporter Still Manages to Expose Her Lie
Unravel the drama: White House Press Secretary flees after being caught in a lie during a heated exchange on Trump's shocking threats. #W...
atlantablackstar.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When Leavitt wakes up, her first thought is, "What stupid shit will he say today?"
She spends a few moments gazing into the mirror, looking for signs of accelerated aging. Her phone is already buzzing.
It's all downhill from here, Leavitt. It only gets worse.
She spends a few moments gazing into the mirror, looking for signs of accelerated aging. Her phone is already buzzing.
It's all downhill from here, Leavitt. It only gets worse.
Will Piggy exchange love notes with his new dreamboat man-crush? Will Kim Jong Un lash out, find somebody else, or try to win him back? Does Rudy's evil twin enter the picture in a pencil-thin mustache? Find out on this week's episode of Soap!
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Will Piggy exchange love notes with his new dreamboat man-crush? Will Kim Jong Un lash out, find somebody else, or try to win him back? Does Rudy's evil twin enter the picture in a pencil-thin mustache? Find out on this week's episode of Soap!
The most 2025 story possible. If he still has money to pony up another bribe, he'll get sprung again.
Convicted fraudster who had sentence commuted by Trump gets 37 years for new fraud conviction
A New Jersey man whose prison sentence was commuted by President Donald Trump in 2021 is headed back to federal prison for another fraud conviction
abcnews.go.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The most 2025 story possible. If he still has money to pony up another bribe, he'll get sprung again.
So now nooses and swastikas are totally OK, but pride flags and memorials to black combat veterans are double plus ungood. You can open carry with no permit or training in Florida, but you need a photo ID to vote.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So now nooses and swastikas are totally OK, but pride flags and memorials to black combat veterans are double plus ungood. You can open carry with no permit or training in Florida, but you need a photo ID to vote.
Saying, "Quiet, piggy" to a reporter is a sign he has completely lost control of the situation and he knows it. It's a sign of incipient panic. We've never seen anything like this.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Saying, "Quiet, piggy" to a reporter is a sign he has completely lost control of the situation and he knows it. It's a sign of incipient panic. We've never seen anything like this.
He's slicing into the woods on every hole this weekend. Somebody says, "You really blew that one" and the awkward silence is so thick you can cut it with a knife.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
He's slicing into the woods on every hole this weekend. Somebody says, "You really blew that one" and the awkward silence is so thick you can cut it with a knife.
I can think of no more fitting disruption of this timeline than the orange turd stroking out tonight because of rage over Epstein's brother asking, "Does Putin have pics of him blowing Bubba."
Will tomorrow's sunrise be extra glorious?
Will tomorrow's sunrise be extra glorious?
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I can think of no more fitting disruption of this timeline than the orange turd stroking out tonight because of rage over Epstein's brother asking, "Does Putin have pics of him blowing Bubba."
Will tomorrow's sunrise be extra glorious?
Will tomorrow's sunrise be extra glorious?
I wonder if the people down at Pedo-Lago are starting to avoid eye contact. Have we reached the stage of "I'll duck down this hallway instead SHIT THERE HE IS act natural do I look at him what do I do?"
‘I have a country to run’ so I’m heading down to my private club in Palm Beach to play golf for 3 days. Again.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I wonder if the people down at Pedo-Lago are starting to avoid eye contact. Have we reached the stage of "I'll duck down this hallway instead SHIT THERE HE IS act natural do I look at him what do I do?"
You achieved nothing, except to display yet again your craven cowardice to the orange turd, and your determination above all to preserve your own perks and privileges.
I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.
I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.
What Democrats say they won in the 43-day government shutdown
Emotions are raw after eight senators voted to end the shutdown, but Democrats say they demonstrated an ability to take on Trump and shifted the conversation to health care.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You achieved nothing, except to display yet again your craven cowardice to the orange turd, and your determination above all to preserve your own perks and privileges.
I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.
I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.
There is never any bottom. If bin Laden were alive, and willing to pony up a bribe, this would have been him. Given enough time and money, he'll let MBS lure enemies to the Oval Office, where they're cut into pieces and burned in the "ballroom" BBQ.
Here's Trump spraying Al-Sharaa with his cologne, asking him how many wives he has..at the Oval Office.
Published, naturally, by the Syria team.
Published, naturally, by the Syria team.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
There is never any bottom. If bin Laden were alive, and willing to pony up a bribe, this would have been him. Given enough time and money, he'll let MBS lure enemies to the Oval Office, where they're cut into pieces and burned in the "ballroom" BBQ.
Hey @durbin.senate.gov, you gonna help enable this too?
In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.
In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hey @durbin.senate.gov, you gonna help enable this too?
In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.
In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.
Pair these eight with the eight GQP senators who met with Putin behind closed doors on the Fourth of July 2018.
Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.
Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is no longer effective as a leader!
These Democrats caved to Trump and didn't secure extensions for Affordable Care Act subsidies in the recent government shutdown agreement.
We won't forget it...
These Democrats caved to Trump and didn't secure extensions for Affordable Care Act subsidies in the recent government shutdown agreement.
We won't forget it...
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pair these eight with the eight GQP senators who met with Putin behind closed doors on the Fourth of July 2018.
Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.
Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.
I never thought this would happen, but Dick Durbin has now been appended to my list of Are They Dead Yet? that I check first thing every morning.
What a weird stupid timeline.
What a weird stupid timeline.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I never thought this would happen, but Dick Durbin has now been appended to my list of Are They Dead Yet? that I check first thing every morning.
What a weird stupid timeline.
What a weird stupid timeline.
Dick Durbin goes along with the orange turd's demands to kill ACA subsidies. Durbin is both wealthy, old and retiring soon. Did he get a bribe? Does he have a son in legal trouble? Was it a bribe or blackmail?
Democrats, if you follow Durbin on this, we're done with you.
Democrats, if you follow Durbin on this, we're done with you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dick Durbin goes along with the orange turd's demands to kill ACA subsidies. Durbin is both wealthy, old and retiring soon. Did he get a bribe? Does he have a son in legal trouble? Was it a bribe or blackmail?
Democrats, if you follow Durbin on this, we're done with you.
Democrats, if you follow Durbin on this, we're done with you.
I hate to say it, but I agree. Idiots who vote for idiots, and slack-jawed dolts who won't vote no matter what, need to have the fangs of reality sunk deep into their flanks. Nothing else works.
The Supreme Court is about to rain misery on MAGA
The tariffs case pending before the Supreme Court is one of those rare cases where, even as a federal litigator, I hope the Republican majority does the wrong thing.Against the odds, I’m rooting for a...
www.alternet.org
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I hate to say it, but I agree. Idiots who vote for idiots, and slack-jawed dolts who won't vote no matter what, need to have the fangs of reality sunk deep into their flanks. Nothing else works.
Your Walmart Thanksgiving dinner is crappier
SNAP benefits: gone
Health insurance: skyrocketing
You can't fly to see grandma
Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons
But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party.
Rejoice!
SNAP benefits: gone
Health insurance: skyrocketing
You can't fly to see grandma
Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons
But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party.
Rejoice!
Ghislaine Maxwell is the only woman Trump has ever satisfied.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Your Walmart Thanksgiving dinner is crappier
SNAP benefits: gone
Health insurance: skyrocketing
You can't fly to see grandma
Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons
But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party.
Rejoice!
SNAP benefits: gone
Health insurance: skyrocketing
You can't fly to see grandma
Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons
But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party.
Rejoice!
This is their idea of "religious liberty". Book bans, forced prayer in schools, but praying outside a fascist lockup is a crime.
If you want to multiply the number of people praying outside the facility several times, this is the surest way to do it. Man, these people are dumb.
If you want to multiply the number of people praying outside the facility several times, this is the surest way to do it. Man, these people are dumb.
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is their idea of "religious liberty". Book bans, forced prayer in schools, but praying outside a fascist lockup is a crime.
If you want to multiply the number of people praying outside the facility several times, this is the surest way to do it. Man, these people are dumb.
If you want to multiply the number of people praying outside the facility several times, this is the surest way to do it. Man, these people are dumb.
"You'll go hungry."
"You'll be stuck at home for Thanksgiving."
I wonder what the next threat will be to force us to give up health care and forget Stinky's pedo-rapes.
"You'll be stuck at home for Thanksgiving."
I wonder what the next threat will be to force us to give up health care and forget Stinky's pedo-rapes.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"You'll go hungry."
"You'll be stuck at home for Thanksgiving."
I wonder what the next threat will be to force us to give up health care and forget Stinky's pedo-rapes.
"You'll be stuck at home for Thanksgiving."
I wonder what the next threat will be to force us to give up health care and forget Stinky's pedo-rapes.
Here he is, MAGA. Here is your powerful god-king. Remember this picture when you find out your EBT card doesn't work and you can't pay the school loan and the mortgage is due.
Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.
Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Here he is, MAGA. Here is your powerful god-king. Remember this picture when you find out your EBT card doesn't work and you can't pay the school loan and the mortgage is due.
Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.
Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.
The world as we know it will end because of two stunted children, Stinky and Putin, who are furious that it's no longer the 1980s and they're no longer at what they think of as their peak.
Moscow Just Gave Venezuela Air Defenses, Not Ruling Out Strike Missiles: Russian Official
Pantsir-S1 and Buk-M2E systems were recently delivered to Caracas by Il-76 transport aircraft, a Russian lawmaker claims.
www.twz.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The world as we know it will end because of two stunted children, Stinky and Putin, who are furious that it's no longer the 1980s and they're no longer at what they think of as their peak.
We have always been at war with mustard and onions. We have never been at war with mayonnaise and lettuce.
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We have always been at war with mustard and onions. We have never been at war with mayonnaise and lettuce.
We are at the stage when the turd thinks it's better to act senile than to acknowledge his naked corruption.
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We are at the stage when the turd thinks it's better to act senile than to acknowledge his naked corruption.
I am now done shopping at Menard's as well as Home Depot. John Menard Jr. is either a Nazi or an orange ass licker. Welcome to internet fame, John. I hope you choke on it. And if there are protests at your stores, I'll be there.
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November 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am now done shopping at Menard's as well as Home Depot. John Menard Jr. is either a Nazi or an orange ass licker. Welcome to internet fame, John. I hope you choke on it. And if there are protests at your stores, I'll be there.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
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A "Great Gatsy party" on the night before SNAP benefits end was no coincidence. The message was: Fuck you, America, you can all starve.
Either 1) he thinks the cult won't care or 2) he expects to be a violent dictator very soon or 3) he is completely insane.
Either 1) he thinks the cult won't care or 2) he expects to be a violent dictator very soon or 3) he is completely insane.
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A "Great Gatsy party" on the night before SNAP benefits end was no coincidence. The message was: Fuck you, America, you can all starve.
Either 1) he thinks the cult won't care or 2) he expects to be a violent dictator very soon or 3) he is completely insane.
Either 1) he thinks the cult won't care or 2) he expects to be a violent dictator very soon or 3) he is completely insane.