Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩
@rustyskylark.bsky.social
I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error.
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If I try to imagine just one year from now, I have no idea what to expect. He's dead? Citizen rage forces fascists to back off? Martial law and mass executions? Internet and press shut down? Election cancelled? Moon spray-painted gold?
Imagine if Hitler had kicked off WWII specifically because Jessie Owens didn't give him his gold medal.
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Imagine if Hitler had kicked off WWII specifically because Jessie Owens didn't give him his gold medal.
He should have an AI slop video made of him slamming Biden for using an autopen.
Trump's voice in a new Fannie Mae ad is generated by artificial intelligence, with his permission
What sounds like President Donald Trump narrating a new Fannie Mae ad actually is an AI-cloned voice reading text, according to a disclaimer in the video.
apnews.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
He should have an AI slop video made of him slamming Biden for using an autopen.
@durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov
Shut down ICE. Shut down the government. Do whatever is necessary. This is the Break Glass moment. Stop them. Now. There is no greater priority.
Shut down ICE. Shut down the government. Do whatever is necessary. This is the Break Glass moment. Stop them. Now. There is no greater priority.
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 AM
@durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov
Shut down ICE. Shut down the government. Do whatever is necessary. This is the Break Glass moment. Stop them. Now. There is no greater priority.
Shut down ICE. Shut down the government. Do whatever is necessary. This is the Break Glass moment. Stop them. Now. There is no greater priority.
We're about a month out from him declaring that he personally decides who wins the Super Bowl, and another month from him saying that any winning team has to give the trophy to him and declare him the Super Bowl champion.
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
We're about a month out from him declaring that he personally decides who wins the Super Bowl, and another month from him saying that any winning team has to give the trophy to him and declare him the Super Bowl champion.
Kitty bath time
January 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Kitty bath time
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
The same NYT that rushed the planted "yellowcake uranium" to press with zero fact-checking held back on reporting Stinky's bombing of Venezuela in order to "protect the troops."
If I receive word that Stinky is about to bomb NYT, I'll stay mum for the same reason.
If I receive word that Stinky is about to bomb NYT, I'll stay mum for the same reason.
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The same NYT that rushed the planted "yellowcake uranium" to press with zero fact-checking held back on reporting Stinky's bombing of Venezuela in order to "protect the troops."
If I receive word that Stinky is about to bomb NYT, I'll stay mum for the same reason.
If I receive word that Stinky is about to bomb NYT, I'll stay mum for the same reason.
He's going to drag us into a series of wars with the entire world united against us; crash the economy; flush the constitution; force all media to be state propaganda; create a private army loyal only to him. Then he'll die and Miller will be dictator.
And we just sit and watch it all happen.
And we just sit and watch it all happen.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
He's going to drag us into a series of wars with the entire world united against us; crash the economy; flush the constitution; force all media to be state propaganda; create a private army loyal only to him. Then he'll die and Miller will be dictator.
And we just sit and watch it all happen.
And we just sit and watch it all happen.
Here's my 2025 Year in Review:
He isn't dead yet.
He isn't dead yet.
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Here's my 2025 Year in Review:
He isn't dead yet.
He isn't dead yet.
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@durbin.senate.gov voted to confirm an Elon crony and broligarch ideologue as head of NASA. Even after all that has happened!
Does @durbin.senate.gov have a son in desperate legal trouble? Why does he keep kneeling before the orange turd?
Does @durbin.senate.gov have a son in desperate legal trouble? Why does he keep kneeling before the orange turd?
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
@durbin.senate.gov voted to confirm an Elon crony and broligarch ideologue as head of NASA. Even after all that has happened!
Does @durbin.senate.gov have a son in desperate legal trouble? Why does he keep kneeling before the orange turd?
Does @durbin.senate.gov have a son in desperate legal trouble? Why does he keep kneeling before the orange turd?
Here is the second-most-2025 picture imaginable. First place will be the inevitable picture of these slope-brows brutally assaulting, tackling, zip-tying and dragging away a woman.
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Here is the second-most-2025 picture imaginable. First place will be the inevitable picture of these slope-brows brutally assaulting, tackling, zip-tying and dragging away a woman.
@durbin.senate.gov did this. @durbin.senate.gov voted to allow this. Thank @durbin.senate.gov when your health premiums skyrocket.
Do NOT vote for someone just because they have a D after their name. They will sell you down the river.
Right, Dick?
Do NOT vote for someone just because they have a D after their name. They will sell you down the river.
Right, Dick?
Senate rejects extension of health care subsidies as costs are set to rise for millions of Americans
The Senate has rejected legislation to extend Affordable Care Act tax credits, essentially guaranteeing that millions of Americans will see a steep rise in costs at the beginning of the year.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@durbin.senate.gov did this. @durbin.senate.gov voted to allow this. Thank @durbin.senate.gov when your health premiums skyrocket.
Do NOT vote for someone just because they have a D after their name. They will sell you down the river.
Right, Dick?
Do NOT vote for someone just because they have a D after their name. They will sell you down the river.
Right, Dick?
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Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
Team Stinky is still committed to destroying government root and branch until nothing is left but the military and Stinky's ballrooms/hotels/golf courses/monuments.
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Team Stinky is still committed to destroying government root and branch until nothing is left but the military and Stinky's ballrooms/hotels/golf courses/monuments.
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
In fall 1938, Hitler demanded Czechoslovakia surrender part of its territory that made their country easier to protect from a German attack. Britain and France pressured the Czechs into agreeing.
In spring 1939, Hitler simply seized the rest of the country by force. World war followed months later.
In spring 1939, Hitler simply seized the rest of the country by force. World war followed months later.
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In fall 1938, Hitler demanded Czechoslovakia surrender part of its territory that made their country easier to protect from a German attack. Britain and France pressured the Czechs into agreeing.
In spring 1939, Hitler simply seized the rest of the country by force. World war followed months later.
In spring 1939, Hitler simply seized the rest of the country by force. World war followed months later.
Saying, "Quiet, piggy" to a reporter is a sign he has completely lost control of the situation and he knows it. It's a sign of incipient panic. We've never seen anything like this.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Saying, "Quiet, piggy" to a reporter is a sign he has completely lost control of the situation and he knows it. It's a sign of incipient panic. We've never seen anything like this.
You achieved nothing, except to display yet again your craven cowardice to the orange turd, and your determination above all to preserve your own perks and privileges.
I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.
I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.
What Democrats say they won in the 43-day government shutdown
Emotions are raw after eight senators voted to end the shutdown, but Democrats say they demonstrated an ability to take on Trump and shifted the conversation to health care.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You achieved nothing, except to display yet again your craven cowardice to the orange turd, and your determination above all to preserve your own perks and privileges.
I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.
I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.
There is never any bottom. If bin Laden were alive, and willing to pony up a bribe, this would have been him. Given enough time and money, he'll let MBS lure enemies to the Oval Office, where they're cut into pieces and burned in the "ballroom" BBQ.
Here's Trump spraying Al-Sharaa with his cologne, asking him how many wives he has..at the Oval Office.
Published, naturally, by the Syria team.
Published, naturally, by the Syria team.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
There is never any bottom. If bin Laden were alive, and willing to pony up a bribe, this would have been him. Given enough time and money, he'll let MBS lure enemies to the Oval Office, where they're cut into pieces and burned in the "ballroom" BBQ.
Hey @durbin.senate.gov, you gonna help enable this too?
In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.
In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hey @durbin.senate.gov, you gonna help enable this too?
In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.
In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.
Pair these eight with the eight GQP senators who met with Putin behind closed doors on the Fourth of July 2018.
Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.
Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is no longer effective as a leader!
These Democrats caved to Trump and didn't secure extensions for Affordable Care Act subsidies in the recent government shutdown agreement.
We won't forget it...
These Democrats caved to Trump and didn't secure extensions for Affordable Care Act subsidies in the recent government shutdown agreement.
We won't forget it...
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pair these eight with the eight GQP senators who met with Putin behind closed doors on the Fourth of July 2018.
Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.
Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.
Your Walmart Thanksgiving dinner is crappier
SNAP benefits: gone
Health insurance: skyrocketing
You can't fly to see grandma
Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons
But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party.
Rejoice!
SNAP benefits: gone
Health insurance: skyrocketing
You can't fly to see grandma
Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons
But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party.
Rejoice!
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Your Walmart Thanksgiving dinner is crappier
SNAP benefits: gone
Health insurance: skyrocketing
You can't fly to see grandma
Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons
But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party.
Rejoice!
SNAP benefits: gone
Health insurance: skyrocketing
You can't fly to see grandma
Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons
But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party.
Rejoice!
Here he is, MAGA. Here is your powerful god-king. Remember this picture when you find out your EBT card doesn't work and you can't pay the school loan and the mortgage is due.
Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.
Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Here he is, MAGA. Here is your powerful god-king. Remember this picture when you find out your EBT card doesn't work and you can't pay the school loan and the mortgage is due.
Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.
Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.
The world as we know it will end because of two stunted children, Stinky and Putin, who are furious that it's no longer the 1980s and they're no longer at what they think of as their peak.
Moscow Just Gave Venezuela Air Defenses, Not Ruling Out Strike Missiles: Russian Official
Pantsir-S1 and Buk-M2E systems were recently delivered to Caracas by Il-76 transport aircraft, a Russian lawmaker claims.
www.twz.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The world as we know it will end because of two stunted children, Stinky and Putin, who are furious that it's no longer the 1980s and they're no longer at what they think of as their peak.