Ruairidh Macdonald
@ruairidhmac100.bsky.social
Unmoderated internet access as a child so now I'm like this
I'm just looking for thirst traps and my feed is just Charlie Kirk getting shot, please algorithm, stop
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm just looking for thirst traps and my feed is just Charlie Kirk getting shot, please algorithm, stop
Used Crisco spray instead and I am finally the right level of crispy
August 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Used Crisco spray instead and I am finally the right level of crispy
"Is twink a slur?" I was just asked by my uni pal. Even if it was, it's in my vocabulary so not much I can do
August 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"Is twink a slur?" I was just asked by my uni pal. Even if it was, it's in my vocabulary so not much I can do
Do people still use this app or are we all back on Twitter again?
August 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Do people still use this app or are we all back on Twitter again?
Dear diary: my piss lowkey smells like frazzles today
May 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Dear diary: my piss lowkey smells like frazzles today
If I post another banger of a gif into this work chat for no laughs reacts, I'm going to scream
February 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If I post another banger of a gif into this work chat for no laughs reacts, I'm going to scream
House underwear as my big thighs would destroy these if they were taken for a public test drive
February 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
House underwear as my big thighs would destroy these if they were taken for a public test drive
Pub quiz question: what does VJ Day commemorate?
Me: put vajazzle down 🤡
Me: put vajazzle down 🤡
a woman stands in front of a sign that says " lose it all to the diet "
ALT: a woman stands in front of a sign that says " lose it all to the diet "
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Pub quiz question: what does VJ Day commemorate?
Me: put vajazzle down 🤡
Me: put vajazzle down 🤡
Hello mtv, welcome to my crib. This is my shower, as I'm a big dirty bitch and I need the best to clean me 😌
January 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hello mtv, welcome to my crib. This is my shower, as I'm a big dirty bitch and I need the best to clean me 😌
I think I need to start posting more thrist traps, not getting the validation from others I require
January 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I think I need to start posting more thrist traps, not getting the validation from others I require
One day you are drinking lukewarm vodka in the desert underage and then the next, you're googling "black compact microwave sale" as you are worried about the feng shui of the remaining kitchen counter space
January 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
One day you are drinking lukewarm vodka in the desert underage and then the next, you're googling "black compact microwave sale" as you are worried about the feng shui of the remaining kitchen counter space
Some of you guys would be so much happier if you stopped trying so hard to be indie and mysterious and embraced mediocrity like the rest of us. I love my vanilla life, especially not having to pretend to understand French new wave cinema or know what the fuck a cortado is
January 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Some of you guys would be so much happier if you stopped trying so hard to be indie and mysterious and embraced mediocrity like the rest of us. I love my vanilla life, especially not having to pretend to understand French new wave cinema or know what the fuck a cortado is
I am borderline loopy with bleach inhalation but the old shit hole flat is now clean and I retain the title of domestic goddess 😌💖🧼🧹
January 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I am borderline loopy with bleach inhalation but the old shit hole flat is now clean and I retain the title of domestic goddess 😌💖🧼🧹
Watching children throw shoes at each other in the street on their school lunch break is the better version of Animal Planet
January 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Watching children throw shoes at each other in the street on their school lunch break is the better version of Animal Planet
Reposted by Ruairidh Macdonald
Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"
January 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"
This cold has me sounding like Big Ang. Just going to talk with a Jersey accent, get a bob and fulfill my destiny
a woman with long black hair and pink lips is saying `` diamonds ! ''
ALT: a woman with long black hair and pink lips is saying `` diamonds ! ''
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This cold has me sounding like Big Ang. Just going to talk with a Jersey accent, get a bob and fulfill my destiny
need to stop being friends with hot people, because why tf am I envious of you doing boring shite like going to B&Q looking like that
January 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
need to stop being friends with hot people, because why tf am I envious of you doing boring shite like going to B&Q looking like that
Apparently taking tomorrow off to respect the end of Toyotathon isn't recognised as a religious holiday, tolerant society my arse 🤬
January 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Apparently taking tomorrow off to respect the end of Toyotathon isn't recognised as a religious holiday, tolerant society my arse 🤬
Came home to Dundee and these breeders are only talking about my sister's wedding at the dinner table. Apparently I'm "too old" to be flower boy? Fuckin prudes
January 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Came home to Dundee and these breeders are only talking about my sister's wedding at the dinner table. Apparently I'm "too old" to be flower boy? Fuckin prudes
Back from holiday but the training people aren't here so I'm pretending to be really into learning PowerPoint tips and tricks right now and getting 5 coffees a day, like the overpayed newly corporate diva I am 💖
January 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Back from holiday but the training people aren't here so I'm pretending to be really into learning PowerPoint tips and tricks right now and getting 5 coffees a day, like the overpayed newly corporate diva I am 💖
back on my bullshit again (hexing all those who made me into a problem this year)
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
back on my bullshit again (hexing all those who made me into a problem this year)
someone has just cracked open a big tin of tuna on this train and is eating it with a spoon, which authority do I report this to?
December 29, 2024 at 3:22 PM
someone has just cracked open a big tin of tuna on this train and is eating it with a spoon, which authority do I report this to?
baileys turnt last night and I was feeling myself 📸
December 26, 2024 at 12:25 PM
baileys turnt last night and I was feeling myself 📸