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leftocorangehater.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
you can literally see Pam Bondi decaying in real time

How does she honestly think this ends for her?

#PamBondi #Epstein #MAGA #Trump
a man in a military uniform is looking up with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a military uniform is looking up with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Could work!
just-jack-1.bsky.social Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 2d
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February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
Is it possible to not care about the #SuperBowl but also hope that the #Trump -supporting pedo owner Robert Kraft’s team loses?

We’re certainly going to try.

Seriously though, Kraft is a disgusting POS who should be in jail. He shouldn’t be allowed to own a dog, let alone a sportsball team.
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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mouthyrenegade.bsky.social
"Kid Rock" sounds like a code name for Epstein Island.
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
just spitballing here but it feels like the post-Bondi security recommendations intended to protect Australia's minuscule Jewish population would get broader support if they extended to all minorities and historically marginalized groups

#auspol #Bondi

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
The Christchurch terrorist who pleaded guilty to mass murder has changed his mind
Extraordinary arrangements are in place in Wellington, New Zealand, as a convicted terrorist prepares to address the country's Court of Appeal.
www.abc.net.au
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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sandy174.bsky.social
Please read and repost RAVE's bio. This beautiful, sweet, playful dog needs a home.
👇💗👇💗👇💗👇💗👇💗👇

www.getbuddy.com/adopt-pet/do...
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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dennycarter.bsky.social
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
[cut to Usha Vance removing her name tag and furiously sewing a Canadian flag onto her jacket before she steps out in public again]

#JDVance #Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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i-am-not-on.bsky.social
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO BOO JD VANCE, STAY! IN! LINE! 🗣️
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
royalchant.bsky.social
Not watching the Olympics but still cheering for every person or team facing the USA

#Olympics
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
royalchant.bsky.social
These redacted Epstein file dumps can't cover up the fact that he was not a smart man who couldn't spell for shit

#Epstein
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
Drip feed this directly into our veins
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9d
Texas — Trump supporter fights kids

Kids win

www.instagram.com/reel/DUS-0sy...
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
royalchant.bsky.social
only a complete none would assume that Australia should look like a "Western nation"

These halfwit efforts at sowing division are so stupid it actually makes our bones ache

#auspol

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
One Nation 'spot the Westerner' video condemned
A One Nation party official has filmed strangers on Melbourne's streets claiming the city "doesn't look like a Western nation at all".
www.abc.net.au
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
royalchant.bsky.social
Hopefully the final act of removing the stain of Tulsi Gabbard from the US public life is cutting that nasty ass white streak from her hair before sending her long slow walk to the gallows

#uspoli
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
royalchant.bsky.social
Wishing all #MAGA, #ICE, #GOP, and other assorted Nazis, racists, & rednecks a super-uncomfortable Black History Month xoxo
February 2, 2026 at 11:20 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
Kinda feels like the Kennedy Center is being put out of its misery. If we had to choose between 3 more years of Nazi rallies or calling it quits we would definitely ask for a loaded gun and bottle of rye

#Trump #KennedyCenter
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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JONATHAN ROSS
JESUS "JESSE" OCHOA
RAYMUNDO GUTIERREZ

#ABOLISHICE
#ABOLISHCBP
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
EAD NOVAK!!!!

#Alcaraz #AusOpen
February 1, 2026 at 11:50 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
Trying to stay awake for the #AusOoen Men’s final

EAD Novak, just in case we forget to say it before we fall asleep
February 1, 2026 at 8:42 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
dreaming of an ABC that investigates SA in #ausmusic with the same tenacity as it tackles the true meaning of ice cream

#auspol #ABC #royelotis

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Tyra Banks's 'hot ice cream' went viral. Don't expect to see it called that anymore
Reviews have said it "tasted like soggy biscuits" and was "a weird sensation to sip through a straw". Taste aside, something bugged me. How can you call something ice cream if it's not iced?
www.abc.net.au
January 31, 2026 at 9:51 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
Sincerely hope Rybakina defeats Sabalenka from nasty-ass Belarus in this #ausopen women's final

Sports & sportsballers in general get a far too lenient pass when it comes to international politics and accountability

(Russia, USA, & Israel should be held to same standard)

#auspol
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
our personal FB messenger is currently going off from an pro-AI (who we're pretty sure is geeked to the gill son meth) who is hyping Suno and its limitless potential and it hit us that AI is for people with neither the talent, training, nor patience to create real art on their own....

#AI #ausmusic
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
looking back fondly on the salad days of 2016, when we merely assumed Russia was holding pee-tapes instead of the harsh reality of 2026 when we can safely assume Trump has the starring role in more than a few snuff films

#Trump #MAGA #Epstein #uspoli
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
royalchant.bsky.social
Why is this nonsense allowed to exist in Australia?

It seems like a no-brainer to outlaw at least within the confines of Australia and its wherever its jurisdiction may extend.

#auspol

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Gambling billionaire Laurence Escalante charged with family violence
Australian online gambling billionaire Laurence Escalante has appeared in a Perth court, accused of a slew of family violence, drugs and burglary offences.
www.abc.net.au
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 AM