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· Nov 20
I keep seeing these but I want to be as accurate as possible so here's what to expect:
❤️Lying down
❤️Being stupid
❤️Recalling times I was previously stupid
❤️Drugs (scientifically)
❤️Drugs (recreationally)
❤️Questioning why everyone isn't laughing at my jokes
❤️Being 🇵🇰🏴
❤️Cats
❤️Religious trauma
#promosky
❤️Lying down
❤️Being stupid
❤️Recalling times I was previously stupid
❤️Drugs (scientifically)
❤️Drugs (recreationally)
❤️Questioning why everyone isn't laughing at my jokes
❤️Being 🇵🇰🏴
❤️Cats
❤️Religious trauma
#promosky
You're a midwife? Ok cool I'm an amazing wife but that's fine
March 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You're a midwife? Ok cool I'm an amazing wife but that's fine
I hope this email finds you in a well
March 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I hope this email finds you in a well
Went to the doctor's for back pain and she put her finger up my bum and said I was "very receptive"
February 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Went to the doctor's for back pain and she put her finger up my bum and said I was "very receptive"
I love my lorem ipsum makeup brush
February 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I love my lorem ipsum makeup brush
Opening a cafe specialising in cheese pastas and catering only to cartographers called Maparoni and Streets
February 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Opening a cafe specialising in cheese pastas and catering only to cartographers called Maparoni and Streets
I work in medical publications and I've just been given someone's work who has written "respectfully" every time they meant "respectively" and it's actually so cute lmaooo like "12.4% and 7.2%, respectfully"
February 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I work in medical publications and I've just been given someone's work who has written "respectfully" every time they meant "respectively" and it's actually so cute lmaooo like "12.4% and 7.2%, respectfully"
Bianca did NOT Censori more like
February 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Bianca did NOT Censori more like
More like Nooseferatu (a 'want to kms' joke) xx
January 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
More like Nooseferatu (a 'want to kms' joke) xx
Stop being so aloof it's time to get loofing
January 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Stop being so aloof it's time to get loofing
Saw Nosferatu last night and I fear he's another queer icon like the babadook. Fresh set acrylics and YMCA moustache ok girllll
January 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Saw Nosferatu last night and I fear he's another queer icon like the babadook. Fresh set acrylics and YMCA moustache ok girllll
It's really windy in Scotland today
January 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's really windy in Scotland today
Taking down the patriarchy at work by only using pink highlights in all my documents
January 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Taking down the patriarchy at work by only using pink highlights in all my documents
Every Monday is Blue Monday if you're depressed enough!
January 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Every Monday is Blue Monday if you're depressed enough!
She's so silly I love her
January 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
She's so silly I love her
I googled my symptoms and it said I need a pay rise
January 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I googled my symptoms and it said I need a pay rise
When someone else has the same birthday as me it's like. Why are you doing that
January 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
When someone else has the same birthday as me it's like. Why are you doing that
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*someone's stupid post goes viral*
Me: This is the opposite of a meritocracy
*my stupid post goes viral*
Me: Finally, recognition for my genius
Me: This is the opposite of a meritocracy
*my stupid post goes viral*
Me: Finally, recognition for my genius
January 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
*someone's stupid post goes viral*
Me: This is the opposite of a meritocracy
*my stupid post goes viral*
Me: Finally, recognition for my genius
Me: This is the opposite of a meritocracy
*my stupid post goes viral*
Me: Finally, recognition for my genius
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oh, my new years resolution? ha ha, well.. let’s just say, it’s to finally be a normal person
January 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
oh, my new years resolution? ha ha, well.. let’s just say, it’s to finally be a normal person
I'm excited for my birthday party because my different friend groups will be there so all my personalities will come out and I can finally be a whole person
January 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm excited for my birthday party because my different friend groups will be there so all my personalities will come out and I can finally be a whole person
As a corporation, you should not be emailing me. This applies also to my job
January 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
As a corporation, you should not be emailing me. This applies also to my job
Faded off that hello kitty
January 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Faded off that hello kitty
Already messed up, 2026 will be my year 🙏
January 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Already messed up, 2026 will be my year 🙏
Not to linkedin on main but I've achieved a lot this year that I am proud of like graduating from my PhD, getting a new job, buying a flat, cutting ties with my family
December 31, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Not to linkedin on main but I've achieved a lot this year that I am proud of like graduating from my PhD, getting a new job, buying a flat, cutting ties with my family
Sharia Law is a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 30, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Sharia Law is a beautiful name for a baby girl