Me: blah blah blah brown man a wicked
Kirk: but smiff, a bere brown man mi see yuh wid
Bonnie:.....glad a never me seh it
Me:
Taking all their nail clips and files.
Moving the side table just enough so they bang their pinky toe every time.
Unplug the fridge.
Unplug the router and hide the cord
Spill bleach on their black clothes.
Fast forward or rewind all their shows
I'd untie their shoes every time their hands were full carrying something.