BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

imagine if a completely new post could start off with thousands of likes

EDIT: hello again, what's hot!

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Edit 3: Remember to like and subscribe!

Edit 4: ok FINE I'll put longcat back...

Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

This feels like your dad lost his middle management job in the city and you’ve moved to a rental in Traralgon and your mum’s trying to be all positive about it like ‘no, it’s fun, look at the big yard’ and you a hear a gunshot from the next room (your Father)

Twitter oomfs joining BlueSky

No one has ever fumbled a bag more than Elon

This is what happens when we give weird nerd freaks too much power and status. Time to bring back bullying nerds.

This is literally what I look like

Jesus when he resurrected: we are so fucking back

Browsing both twitter and bluesky feels like switching between cigarettes and vapes