I don't have any photos of me for my college graduation because truly all I wanted to do was take pictures wearing my robes while sitting in and near various dumpsters.

Was never a parent but as a former teacher making Christmas magical for children is soul crushing work

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

When the 2000s youtuber's alter ego forces him to review a game

Talking to your friend and them saying "you should start a podcast" is the equivalent of making your friend a home cooked meal and them being like "Man, I wish I could buy this in the frozen aisle."

What's a motherfucker gotta do to just get a stick of candle standing tall in a little cup with a convenient loop for your finger?

Was the candle industry so down bad after the lightbulb they concocted this scam to put scented wax into fancy cups and hoping folks would go for it to keep the cup?

"serving my time" isn't a real thing in this country. this place operates on the basis of once a criminal, always a criminal. every crime carries a life sentence. if you committed a crime at any stage of your life, you arent allowed to be part of society. ever.

They know exactly what they're fucking doing

Constantly trapped between the desire to encourage more people to rap and engage in the art form while also begging people to have higher standards about it.

Every article I read that tries to hand it to AI is like "It isn't perfect but with constant surveillance from experts in the specific thing you want it to do, double checking everything it says, and in-app constant reminders to not rely on it, you got yourself a valuable tool"

Baymax from "Big Hero 6" was a lot cuter before it was a real possibility a robot that strictly communicates shit you can Google with no care for human context might replace a real doctor.

Both Full House and Zack & Cody had episodes about parents forgetting which twin is which and having an existential crisis about it.

Personally, I think it's way funnier to never decide and pick last minute who's who when they start asking.

Pleased to see someone with Todd's reach address this.

A short thread on Multiple Concurrent Truths:

(1) All current awards bodies have upheld white (and mostly male) supremacist values in regard to how country music has been codified as a genre; Grammys, CMAs, ACMs, AMAs, etc. All of them. (1/x)

Folks have reached "Thanks Obama" levels of blaming Kendrick Lamar for everything

It’s hard to keep my superiority complex in check when people consistently provide proof that it isn’t entirely baseless