Rory Masterson
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Rory Masterson
@rorymasterson.bsky.social
· Sep 30
Cacio Entertainment Pepe
Treating checked baggage like Charles Barkley treats cities of NBA teams he doesn’t think will ever make the Finals again. “It was nice to have that shirt; I’ll never see it again.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Treating checked baggage like Charles Barkley treats cities of NBA teams he doesn’t think will ever make the Finals again. “It was nice to have that shirt; I’ll never see it again.”
The Last Waltz (1978) - Don't Do It Scene (1/7) | Movieclips
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November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Straight from the hat up top: AI is a sin.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Straight from the hat up top: AI is a sin.
Complete with Phil Jackson chest bumping the ball for the possession change.
November 24, 1971: New York’s Earl "The Pearl" Monroe dishes to Walt "Clyde" Frazier in Baltimore, two weeks after Monroe was traded to the Knicks from the Bullets.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Complete with Phil Jackson chest bumping the ball for the possession change.
pigless Christmas markets back home
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
pigless Christmas markets back home
curling with an actual broom
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
curling with an actual broom
Fear of commitment -> generalist -> unemployment
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Fear of commitment -> generalist -> unemployment
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"International Hoops Terms With Cleanthony Early" has to be the wildest sports category in Jeopardy! history.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"International Hoops Terms With Cleanthony Early" has to be the wildest sports category in Jeopardy! history.
Listening to Strauss (Spectrum 12/3/97) ahead of going to Austria, out of respect.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Listening to Strauss (Spectrum 12/3/97) ahead of going to Austria, out of respect.
The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored (Live In Blackpool)
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November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The syntax of "In what state do you plan on working from?" on a job application is sending my brain into the fifth dimension.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The syntax of "In what state do you plan on working from?" on a job application is sending my brain into the fifth dimension.
Complete list of all teams in NBA history to win a game in which they missed more than 15 free throws and 30+ three-pointers in regulation:
* The New York Knicks on 11/19/2025
-- end of list --
* The New York Knicks on 11/19/2025
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November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Landry Shamet: certifiably hooping
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Landry Shamet: certifiably hooping
After all that, finally: Deuce checks in.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
After all that, finally: Deuce checks in.
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Look, they're trying to find out if there's a level of bad taste that registers on a seismograph, and personally I think it's newsworthy that this White House is still funding science
I just don’t really see what I’m supposed to find newsworthy about CR7 going to the White House tbh.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Look, they're trying to find out if there's a level of bad taste that registers on a seismograph, and personally I think it's newsworthy that this White House is still funding science
Here’s one: I was at the last speech that Sanford gave before he went AWOL, at the closing ceremony of Palmetto Boys State.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Here’s one: I was at the last speech that Sanford gave before he went AWOL, at the closing ceremony of Palmetto Boys State.
“The five minutes — that was two minutes ago!”
Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“The five minutes — that was two minutes ago!”
Steph is not of this dimension
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Steph is not of this dimension
A Knicks possession going entirely off the rails despite offensive rebounding: that sounds correct.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A Knicks possession going entirely off the rails despite offensive rebounding: that sounds correct.
generic responsibilities and interests
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
generic responsibilities and interests
Montero on a weeknight
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Montero on a weeknight
God was really brewing with the creation of ginger ale. Ideal liquid.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
God was really brewing with the creation of ginger ale. Ideal liquid.
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Man, I started tearing up for real, this is a great video of us @hollyanderson.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Man, I started tearing up for real, this is a great video of us @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Now, what’s Nancy Mace’s whole beef with the Epstein files?
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Now, what’s Nancy Mace’s whole beef with the Epstein files?