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Rory Masterson
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[20 minutes of free-associative monologue]

https://tuesdayswithhorry.com/
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I wish to attempt the monobob.
February 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
For a number of reasons, this was a stunningly formative segment from one of the first movies I remember repeatedly watching on VHS. Robert Duvall is a significant reason why it left such an impression. RIP to one of the best actors of his time, or any.

youtu.be/Z6rzwgZLrQQ
Ice Cream Scene - Days of Thunder
YouTube video by Mirabella Viscalli
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
This, I assume, is how Chris Paul, special guest assistant coach for whatever team needs him, will spend his retirement, gleefully perusing NBA rulebook footnotes for All-Star Game technicalities.
Yeah, so we have coach's challenges in All-Star now by the way.
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
A stupid yet true thing about me is that I’ve been in *at least* two bakeries that are the oldest in their respective countries.
February 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
With acknowledgment to Julius Hodge, one of my all-time favorite college basketball players, it took a minute for me to like CP3. I can’t help but admire the breadth of his knowledge of the rulebook, at turns outsmarting literal referees. Salute to the Point God, and this is as good as it gets.
On Chris Paul, master of the minuscule: www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
why won’t anybody go with me to the combined smiths cover band show-et-nba all-star friday night at lpr
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
we’re all accepting death and going on vacation
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Ha-ha! Hell yes, once again: baby, it’s the New York Knicks.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Not worried about the Pacers loss; did you see That Man
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Cowards don’t play Jesuit schools for fear of potential national TV embarrassment, y’alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
BREAKING: Villanova and Notre Dame's men's and women's basketball teams are set to open the next college basketball season in none other than Rome, sources told CBS Sports.

The reason? Take a big papal guess.

Details on a huge deal in college hoops: www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
Holy hoops! Villanova and Notre Dame finalizing plans to tip 2026-27 college basketball season in Rome, Italy
Pope Leo XIV is a Villanova alum and proud longtime sports fan. His attachment in the historic event is still to-be-determined
www.cbssports.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
recreational palimony
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
an exuberant annoyance
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
aviationa2z.com/index.php/20...

As someone who accidentally boarded a flight to Fort Lauderdale a few years ago, it’s comforting to know that this can still happen.
United Airlines Passenger Accidentally Flies to Tokyo After Boarding Error
A United Airlines passenger accidentally boarded a Tokyo-bound flight instead of his Managua connection, exposing gaps in boarding controls.
aviationa2z.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
the class of password reminders
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 AM
New mantra just dropped: “Big Quad swings for the fences.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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nba.com NBA @nba.com · 13d
Congrats to Russell Westbrook of the Sacramento Kings for moving into 14th on the all-time SCORING list!
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
[…exhale]
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by Rory Masterson
A hell of a lede from John here:
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
“Giannis Antetokounmpo's next uniform should be covering Sports Illustrated’s autumnal NBA preview issue, not some photoshop mocked up in mid-afternoon in February.”>>>
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Jury duty.
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Mitchell Robinson: U.S. American and patriot, indeed
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Reposted by Rory Masterson
It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
S7.01 “Funkhauser’s Crazy Sister”
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Carlos serves a drop shot and looks away like a disgusted chef
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Pastor getting into his H.O.R.D.E. Tour era, let’s go.
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 AM