Roosed
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Roosed
@roosed.bsky.social
All Americans want in life is cold beer, hot takes, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.
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November 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
In theory I support that patients have more access to their records than ever, but in practice I don't like that I get a notification on a Saturday of an out of range lab that might mean nothing or might mean I have cancer and I have nobody to talk to about it
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
October 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I can't believe this only has 5k views on YouTube. Brad Sucks absolutely rules.

youtu.be/pPP0wysHrdA?...
Brad Sucks - Making Me Nervous (Animated Music Video)
YouTube video by Brad Sucks
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I went to a Blue Jays spring training game this year, really should have bought a hat. I bought a koozie but unfortunately left it at my parents place.
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Platner revealing his tattoo like

youtu.be/8korEU0NokQ?...
[Chat Revival] The most MINKUS spray of all time
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My family doesn't believe my girlfriend exists. And I'm a solipsist so I'm not convinced either.
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When I was in paramedic school in 2009, they used a video from 1961 produced by the Department of the Navy to show how to deliver a baby. And funny enough Internet Archive has it!

archive.org/details/Emer...
archive.org
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Even fatter Shane Gillis lookin ass dude
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Standing up to defend trans healthcare on it's own is right, but also I guarantee if they get what they want here they'll come for hormonal birth control next. Taking hbc makes women unable to have kids, makes them more like men which is trans healthcare which is illegal. It's the obvious next step
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I've been having abdominal pain and I'm 95% sure it's constipation but the last time I had belly pain I blamed on constipation my appendix exploded and I almost died. So that's definitely not making me anxious or anything.
September 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Really would love this to come to the Boston area
The reason we're releasing this in theatres is because it's incredibly fun to watch in a room full of people. People lose their minds at it. We want people to watch it together.

So! Do you run or know somebody who runs an indie theatre?

If so, contact us, and we'll let you screen it for free.
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just want it out there and on the record that if anyone makes an AI video or recreation of me after my death I will haunt their asses.
Several churches played an AI “message” from Charlie Kirk.

From beyond the grave he tells the faithful he’s “fine” and encourages them to “get back in the fight.”

These are stupid, stupid times.
September 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I saw literally the funniest thing once, a fat lady cop practicing her nunchucks in a park. On my mother's life, it's true. It would have gone giga viral. But I didn't film it, because I'm not an asshole and sometimes beautiful moments should just remain that, moments.

Filming in public is gross.
we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Animal House, I was 5. My grandma only remembered the "I'm a zit, get it?" scene and thought I'd find it funny but instead of just fast forwarding to it she just sat me down and had me watch the whole thing
September 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Last night's Mountain Grass Unit show at the Sinclair was awesome. Great picking and a sold out crowd.
September 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is how they will solve Social Security, give all the Boomers whooping cough and tetanus after their vaccine coverage wears off.
September 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
John Tuturro, actor who portrayed characters of various swarthy races
I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as “American Actor Who Portrayed White Characters”
September 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Pack the court to the point that every American adult is a SCOTUS justice, then we will have true democracy
We’re getting to the point where support for packing the Supreme Court might be a viable election position. This would be an absurdity in normal times.
August 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
On the plus side, the fact that the SCOTUS hasn't stopped anything is precedence for sending the national guard in to enforce nationwide communism.
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
August 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I will run for President not just on the standard lefty policies but also most importantly: left lane banditry is a loss of license level infraction. Yield to faster traffic! I'm talking to you Honda Fit on rt 9 westbound about two hours ago
August 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Neutral Milk Hotel lyric ass statement
i gave my life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot
August 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
August 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I need people to stop being nice on the road and just follow the rules. Some woman stopped in the middle of the street to try and let me out and I sat there long enough to make it awkward like no I'm not going you have right of way. If I go and you hit me it's my fault. Don't be nice, be predictable
August 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM