Roosed
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All Americans want in life is cold beer, hot takes, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.
Just watched F1 on UHD, really wish I had caught that in IMAX. Not breaking any new ground for a sports movie, but it's a solid sports movie and hell of spectacle movie.
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Just watched F1 on UHD, really wish I had caught that in IMAX. Not breaking any new ground for a sports movie, but it's a solid sports movie and hell of spectacle movie.
Thought of my answer. Stray Kids God's Menu is honestly probably the best music video I've ever seen.
youtu.be/TQTlCHxyuu8?...
youtu.be/TQTlCHxyuu8?...
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Thought of my answer. Stray Kids God's Menu is honestly probably the best music video I've ever seen.
youtu.be/TQTlCHxyuu8?...
youtu.be/TQTlCHxyuu8?...
4 games that defined my 2025
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
4 games that defined my 2025
Woke up at 4:40am Christmas day like I'm a little kid again.
Except instead of being excited about Christmas, it's because my CPAP mask was bugging me and woke me up and my old ass can't get back to sleep.
Except instead of being excited about Christmas, it's because my CPAP mask was bugging me and woke me up and my old ass can't get back to sleep.
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Woke up at 4:40am Christmas day like I'm a little kid again.
Except instead of being excited about Christmas, it's because my CPAP mask was bugging me and woke me up and my old ass can't get back to sleep.
Except instead of being excited about Christmas, it's because my CPAP mask was bugging me and woke me up and my old ass can't get back to sleep.
That's gonna be a 🤮 from me, dawg
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
That's gonna be a 🤮 from me, dawg
Remember when Reagan's press secretary stood there in the White House and mocked gay men for dying of AIDS and insinuated that the only reason a journalist could possibly care is that he too was gay?
But sure, "good and decent people". Get fucked.
But sure, "good and decent people". Get fucked.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Remember when Reagan's press secretary stood there in the White House and mocked gay men for dying of AIDS and insinuated that the only reason a journalist could possibly care is that he too was gay?
But sure, "good and decent people". Get fucked.
But sure, "good and decent people". Get fucked.
On my way to the Butlerian Jihad
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
On my way to the Butlerian Jihad
Wait it's been 20 years since Guild Wars came out? Jesus Christ that makes me feel old
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...
Guild Wars Reforged Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Guild Wars 2
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wait it's been 20 years since Guild Wars came out? Jesus Christ that makes me feel old
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...
Imagine the emotional blackmail of vulnerable people when their AI dead loved ones demand money to keep talking to them.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Imagine the emotional blackmail of vulnerable people when their AI dead loved ones demand money to keep talking to them.
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
Now we will find out how compassionate this administration is. What kind of memorial services will be held?
Now we will find out how compassionate this administration is. What kind of memorial services will be held?
Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics
Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...
www.cnn.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
In theory I support that patients have more access to their records than ever, but in practice I don't like that I get a notification on a Saturday of an out of range lab that might mean nothing or might mean I have cancer and I have nobody to talk to about it
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
In theory I support that patients have more access to their records than ever, but in practice I don't like that I get a notification on a Saturday of an out of range lab that might mean nothing or might mean I have cancer and I have nobody to talk to about it
October 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I can't believe this only has 5k views on YouTube. Brad Sucks absolutely rules.
youtu.be/pPP0wysHrdA?...
youtu.be/pPP0wysHrdA?...
Brad Sucks - Making Me Nervous (Animated Music Video)
YouTube video by Brad Sucks
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I can't believe this only has 5k views on YouTube. Brad Sucks absolutely rules.
youtu.be/pPP0wysHrdA?...
youtu.be/pPP0wysHrdA?...
I went to a Blue Jays spring training game this year, really should have bought a hat. I bought a koozie but unfortunately left it at my parents place.
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I went to a Blue Jays spring training game this year, really should have bought a hat. I bought a koozie but unfortunately left it at my parents place.
[Chat Revival] The most MINKUS spray of all time
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My family doesn't believe my girlfriend exists. And I'm a solipsist so I'm not convinced either.
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My family doesn't believe my girlfriend exists. And I'm a solipsist so I'm not convinced either.
When I was in paramedic school in 2009, they used a video from 1961 produced by the Department of the Navy to show how to deliver a baby. And funny enough Internet Archive has it!
archive.org/details/Emer...
archive.org/details/Emer...
archive.org
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When I was in paramedic school in 2009, they used a video from 1961 produced by the Department of the Navy to show how to deliver a baby. And funny enough Internet Archive has it!
archive.org/details/Emer...
archive.org/details/Emer...
Even fatter Shane Gillis lookin ass dude
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Even fatter Shane Gillis lookin ass dude
Standing up to defend trans healthcare on it's own is right, but also I guarantee if they get what they want here they'll come for hormonal birth control next. Taking hbc makes women unable to have kids, makes them more like men which is trans healthcare which is illegal. It's the obvious next step
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless Democrats agree to ban all trans health care
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless all trans health care is banned
The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.
www.thepinknews.com
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Standing up to defend trans healthcare on it's own is right, but also I guarantee if they get what they want here they'll come for hormonal birth control next. Taking hbc makes women unable to have kids, makes them more like men which is trans healthcare which is illegal. It's the obvious next step
I've been having abdominal pain and I'm 95% sure it's constipation but the last time I had belly pain I blamed on constipation my appendix exploded and I almost died. So that's definitely not making me anxious or anything.
September 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I've been having abdominal pain and I'm 95% sure it's constipation but the last time I had belly pain I blamed on constipation my appendix exploded and I almost died. So that's definitely not making me anxious or anything.
Really would love this to come to the Boston area
The reason we're releasing this in theatres is because it's incredibly fun to watch in a room full of people. People lose their minds at it. We want people to watch it together.
So! Do you run or know somebody who runs an indie theatre?
If so, contact us, and we'll let you screen it for free.
So! Do you run or know somebody who runs an indie theatre?
If so, contact us, and we'll let you screen it for free.
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Really would love this to come to the Boston area
Just want it out there and on the record that if anyone makes an AI video or recreation of me after my death I will haunt their asses.
Several churches played an AI “message” from Charlie Kirk.
From beyond the grave he tells the faithful he’s “fine” and encourages them to “get back in the fight.”
These are stupid, stupid times.
From beyond the grave he tells the faithful he’s “fine” and encourages them to “get back in the fight.”
These are stupid, stupid times.
September 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just want it out there and on the record that if anyone makes an AI video or recreation of me after my death I will haunt their asses.
I saw literally the funniest thing once, a fat lady cop practicing her nunchucks in a park. On my mother's life, it's true. It would have gone giga viral. But I didn't film it, because I'm not an asshole and sometimes beautiful moments should just remain that, moments.
Filming in public is gross.
Filming in public is gross.
we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I saw literally the funniest thing once, a fat lady cop practicing her nunchucks in a park. On my mother's life, it's true. It would have gone giga viral. But I didn't film it, because I'm not an asshole and sometimes beautiful moments should just remain that, moments.
Filming in public is gross.
Filming in public is gross.
Animal House, I was 5. My grandma only remembered the "I'm a zit, get it?" scene and thought I'd find it funny but instead of just fast forwarding to it she just sat me down and had me watch the whole thing
September 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Animal House, I was 5. My grandma only remembered the "I'm a zit, get it?" scene and thought I'd find it funny but instead of just fast forwarding to it she just sat me down and had me watch the whole thing