Karen Rontowski
@rontowski.bsky.social
Standup.Tarot Reader.
Captain of the Orion Interplanetary Army
Captain of the Orion Interplanetary Army
At the airport, I turn on my Wi-Fi and find somebody else’s hotspot that has their name on it.
Then I walk up to them and say Satan is waiting for you Brian and walk away
Then I walk up to them and say Satan is waiting for you Brian and walk away
January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
At the airport, I turn on my Wi-Fi and find somebody else’s hotspot that has their name on it.
Then I walk up to them and say Satan is waiting for you Brian and walk away
Then I walk up to them and say Satan is waiting for you Brian and walk away
Southwest partnered with T Mobile to save time .
Now we don’t have to ask we just know the WiFi isn’t working
Now we don’t have to ask we just know the WiFi isn’t working
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Southwest partnered with T Mobile to save time .
Now we don’t have to ask we just know the WiFi isn’t working
Now we don’t have to ask we just know the WiFi isn’t working
Einstein Bagels has Morning Mocktails
Is that for people who are serious about being sober or an alcoholic
Is that for people who are serious about being sober or an alcoholic
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Einstein Bagels has Morning Mocktails
Is that for people who are serious about being sober or an alcoholic
Is that for people who are serious about being sober or an alcoholic
Yesterday I had to talk to people
It was like having a near life experience
It was like having a near life experience
January 19, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Yesterday I had to talk to people
It was like having a near life experience
It was like having a near life experience
Yesterday at the airport, a woman in the bathroom stall next to me, told the person she was TALKING ON THE PHONE TO that she was trashy
IRONY MUCH?
IRONY MUCH?
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yesterday at the airport, a woman in the bathroom stall next to me, told the person she was TALKING ON THE PHONE TO that she was trashy
IRONY MUCH?
IRONY MUCH?
I don’t know how we do this, but we need to find a coalition of remote viewers to help find the people “they” disappeared
WWP-Witchy Woman Party
WWP-Witchy Woman Party
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I don’t know how we do this, but we need to find a coalition of remote viewers to help find the people “they” disappeared
WWP-Witchy Woman Party
WWP-Witchy Woman Party
The new Apple update is an attempted to be more like Microsoft, where your screen freezes up every two minutes
Good work, Apple
Good work, Apple
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The new Apple update is an attempted to be more like Microsoft, where your screen freezes up every two minutes
Good work, Apple
Good work, Apple
As you get older, the things you find fun change
For example, today, I’m pricing Gas masks
For example, today, I’m pricing Gas masks
January 14, 2026 at 3:50 PM
As you get older, the things you find fun change
For example, today, I’m pricing Gas masks
For example, today, I’m pricing Gas masks
Remember it always gets the darkest right before everything goes black
-anonymous
-anonymous
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Remember it always gets the darkest right before everything goes black
-anonymous
-anonymous
I just tried to enter a California program where companies on the Internet can’t sell your information.
In order to do that, I had to give them an unbelievable amount of information.
Irony
In order to do that, I had to give them an unbelievable amount of information.
Irony
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I just tried to enter a California program where companies on the Internet can’t sell your information.
In order to do that, I had to give them an unbelievable amount of information.
Irony
In order to do that, I had to give them an unbelievable amount of information.
Irony
The rats keep winning the rat race.
-Atlanta Rhythm Section
-Atlanta Rhythm Section
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The rats keep winning the rat race.
-Atlanta Rhythm Section
-Atlanta Rhythm Section
So now that we know Bill Gates is in the files can we all admit Microsoft Teams sucks
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So now that we know Bill Gates is in the files can we all admit Microsoft Teams sucks
I wonder what Jesus charged as a co-pay?
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I wonder what Jesus charged as a co-pay?
People ask, is my grandmother who passed away watching me have sex
Only if she’s a creep
Only if she’s a creep
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
People ask, is my grandmother who passed away watching me have sex
Only if she’s a creep
Only if she’s a creep
I’m using Mediumship to try and contact my ex. He’s not dead. He just has T-Mobile.
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’m using Mediumship to try and contact my ex. He’s not dead. He just has T-Mobile.
When I got my hysterectomy, they wouldn’t let me take my uterus home, which isn’t fair because I wanted to take it out to dinner to celebrate all the children we did not have.
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When I got my hysterectomy, they wouldn’t let me take my uterus home, which isn’t fair because I wanted to take it out to dinner to celebrate all the children we did not have.
I have anger issues, but I’m still a spiritual person so I try to understand where someone came from as I stab them
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I have anger issues, but I’m still a spiritual person so I try to understand where someone came from as I stab them
What a lack and accuracy eye make up with in irresponsibility
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What a lack and accuracy eye make up with in irresponsibility
Bill Gates says in the future with AI you will be able to be in 3 meetings at once.
I wonder if I will need separate excuses or will the same one get me out of all 3 meetings
I wonder if I will need separate excuses or will the same one get me out of all 3 meetings
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bill Gates says in the future with AI you will be able to be in 3 meetings at once.
I wonder if I will need separate excuses or will the same one get me out of all 3 meetings
I wonder if I will need separate excuses or will the same one get me out of all 3 meetings
It makes no sense that married people get lower car insurance rates because they have so much less to live for
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It makes no sense that married people get lower car insurance rates because they have so much less to live for
Experts say if you have 10 new smells a day it will increase your memory
I don’t know about that. I’ve been to a nursing home where they’ve had 10 new smells a minute and no one could remember anything.
I don’t know about that. I’ve been to a nursing home where they’ve had 10 new smells a minute and no one could remember anything.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Experts say if you have 10 new smells a day it will increase your memory
I don’t know about that. I’ve been to a nursing home where they’ve had 10 new smells a minute and no one could remember anything.
I don’t know about that. I’ve been to a nursing home where they’ve had 10 new smells a minute and no one could remember anything.