roni
@roni.bsky.social
Cinephile, dog petter, ink enthusiast, estrogen addict, New Yorker, cat mom 🏳️⚧️
one good thing about being bad at social media is that i wont ever have enough clout for people to start being weird and parasocial about me and using ai to generate pictures of me
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
one good thing about being bad at social media is that i wont ever have enough clout for people to start being weird and parasocial about me and using ai to generate pictures of me
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2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
2025 is good in my books
i got to complete an absolute lifelong dream to compete on Jeopardy and got to meet @kenjennings.bsky.social, who is an absolute sweetheart, in the process! watch on april 30 to see how I do!!!
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
2025 is good in my books
This is Olive in a red sweater
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is Olive in a red sweater
On vacation but I stay grinding.
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
On vacation but I stay grinding.
Sometimes it’s like what’s wrong with my stupid brain that I can be safe amongst friends and still somehow feel lonely. Thankfully it’s rarer than not
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Sometimes it’s like what’s wrong with my stupid brain that I can be safe amongst friends and still somehow feel lonely. Thankfully it’s rarer than not
Florida: home to some of the reddest people in the world
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Florida: home to some of the reddest people in the world
A New York Transsexual in the Heart of Florida
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A New York Transsexual in the Heart of Florida
Misgendered by a 7 year old?
*It could happen to YOU!*
(He didn’t mean anything by it)
*It could happen to YOU!*
(He didn’t mean anything by it)
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Misgendered by a 7 year old?
*It could happen to YOU!*
(He didn’t mean anything by it)
*It could happen to YOU!*
(He didn’t mean anything by it)
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the way i see it, hockey was already gay
December 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the way i see it, hockey was already gay
The briefest glimpse of sunshine
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The briefest glimpse of sunshine
In the state of Florida, DeSantis land, straight up jorking it
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
In the state of Florida, DeSantis land, straight up jorking it
when i am dictator for life, christmas music will only be legal from dec 1 to dec 25. its the only way.
i swear to god they're still playing christmas music at jfk im going to kms ENOUGH
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
when i am dictator for life, christmas music will only be legal from dec 1 to dec 25. its the only way.
i swear to god they're still playing christmas music at jfk im going to kms ENOUGH
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
i swear to god they're still playing christmas music at jfk im going to kms ENOUGH
There’s a fascinating latent energy to New York in the hours and minutes before a (potentially) heavy snow storm hits. People preparing psychically for days of being shut in, gathering provisions, businesses closing early, etc. A whole city of millions braced for impact.
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There’s a fascinating latent energy to New York in the hours and minutes before a (potentially) heavy snow storm hits. People preparing psychically for days of being shut in, gathering provisions, businesses closing early, etc. A whole city of millions braced for impact.
One final Pilates class before the storm hits and I go to Florida
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One final Pilates class before the storm hits and I go to Florida
Sometimes I pop in Twitter just to see what they’re discoursing about (and because there are some accounts there that I follow and haven’t made the switch). Nine times out of ten it’s the most insane racist discourse you could imagine.
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sometimes I pop in Twitter just to see what they’re discoursing about (and because there are some accounts there that I follow and haven’t made the switch). Nine times out of ten it’s the most insane racist discourse you could imagine.
@backpor.ch knitted me a super cute cozy scarf!!! Ahhhh it’s so cute :)
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
@backpor.ch knitted me a super cute cozy scarf!!! Ahhhh it’s so cute :)
Phrases overheard in Bushwick:
“So does the polycule come with a guidebook or something?”
“So does the polycule come with a guidebook or something?”
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Phrases overheard in Bushwick:
“So does the polycule come with a guidebook or something?”
“So does the polycule come with a guidebook or something?”
A cool thing about Christmas Eve is that even businesses that never close close in NYC.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
A cool thing about Christmas Eve is that even businesses that never close close in NYC.