Violet
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Seeing my doctor for the first time
Doctor: So, have you had any surgeries? Any gender affirming changes?
Me: No, I still have factory default equipment.
Doctor: ...
Doctor: I'm stealing that
Doctor: So, have you had any surgeries? Any gender affirming changes?
Me: No, I still have factory default equipment.
Doctor: ...
Doctor: I'm stealing that
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Seeing my doctor for the first time
Doctor: So, have you had any surgeries? Any gender affirming changes?
Me: No, I still have factory default equipment.
Doctor: ...
Doctor: I'm stealing that
Doctor: So, have you had any surgeries? Any gender affirming changes?
Me: No, I still have factory default equipment.
Doctor: ...
Doctor: I'm stealing that
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Disc Only QotD no.399:
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Disc Only QotD no.399:
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Stickers you can immediately hear.
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Stickers you can immediately hear.
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February 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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okay but you might wanna actually watch star trek first
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
okay but you might wanna actually watch star trek first
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Me, “Oh boy, now that the con is over I can jump back into comics with renewed vigor!”
Also me, “Or consider: Elden Ring.”
Also me, “Or consider: Elden Ring.”
January 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Me, “Oh boy, now that the con is over I can jump back into comics with renewed vigor!”
Also me, “Or consider: Elden Ring.”
Also me, “Or consider: Elden Ring.”
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Totodile from Kalos be like:
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Totodile from Kalos be like:
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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidg3mni5yt6nxmwoqrv66uzimyblbekeeffqwtclshd42bl2cr4qa@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
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Don't think i ever posted this, but a while back i made these keychains
I had intended to sell em but i wasn't sure if it would've had enough interest 🤔
What do y'all think?
I had intended to sell em but i wasn't sure if it would've had enough interest 🤔
What do y'all think?
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Don't think i ever posted this, but a while back i made these keychains
I had intended to sell em but i wasn't sure if it would've had enough interest 🤔
What do y'all think?
I had intended to sell em but i wasn't sure if it would've had enough interest 🤔
What do y'all think?
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January 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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I bought a new spell book! Its pages are blank, but the whispers promised power!
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I bought a new spell book! Its pages are blank, but the whispers promised power!
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Yelling at CEOs is good and we should all do it more
(He's still not fully letting go of it, but being yelled at clearly moved the needle some)
(He's still not fully letting go of it, but being yelled at clearly moved the needle some)
Larian will not use generative AI for Divinity concept art
www.gamesindustry.biz/larian-will-...
www.gamesindustry.biz/larian-will-...
Larian will not use generative AI for Divinity concept art
"That way, there can be no discussion about the origin of the art"
www.gamesindustry.biz
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Yelling at CEOs is good and we should all do it more
(He's still not fully letting go of it, but being yelled at clearly moved the needle some)
(He's still not fully letting go of it, but being yelled at clearly moved the needle some)
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January 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Chiitan loves good transgender people🏳️⚧️
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Chiitan loves good transgender people🏳️⚧️
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
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