writing a notes app apology to all my friends with medically sensitive tummies because i gave myself some rare tummy trouble last night and now i truly understand your struggles
February 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
writing a notes app apology to all my friends with medically sensitive tummies because i gave myself some rare tummy trouble last night and now i truly understand your struggles
explaining to friends that my key backpack requirement is not "looks good" or "is waterproof" or anything but simply "can i haul a twenty-pound bag of rice home in it"
now seeking a canadian to smuggle me a basic ass tracker backpack from a bentleys across the border
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
explaining to friends that my key backpack requirement is not "looks good" or "is waterproof" or anything but simply "can i haul a twenty-pound bag of rice home in it"
reading akane-banashi as someone from north america feels like reading a comic about shakespeare without knowing any shakespeare plays. like oh shit this arc's plot hinges on the performance of romeo and juliet.... i've never heard this tale.... i hope those kids make it out okay
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 AM
reading akane-banashi as someone from north america feels like reading a comic about shakespeare without knowing any shakespeare plays. like oh shit this arc's plot hinges on the performance of romeo and juliet.... i've never heard this tale.... i hope those kids make it out okay
i open f/acebook twice a year to double check someone's birthday and i no longer understand how the main feed works. it's like. list of reels. loud autoplay ad for a streaming show. promoted post from a national park. podcast promo from high school classmate who's an ADHD hustle culture poster now
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
i open f/acebook twice a year to double check someone's birthday and i no longer understand how the main feed works. it's like. list of reels. loud autoplay ad for a streaming show. promoted post from a national park. podcast promo from high school classmate who's an ADHD hustle culture poster now
every time I saw a big door in Deltarune I would jokingly think to myself "undertale is happening in there". the problem is that I found this phrase so amusing that every time I see a door I'm not supposed to go into irl I think to myself "undertale must be happening in there"
July 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
every time I saw a big door in Deltarune I would jokingly think to myself "undertale is happening in there". the problem is that I found this phrase so amusing that every time I see a door I'm not supposed to go into irl I think to myself "undertale must be happening in there"
canadian government officials advertising the hockey yaoi fleece jacket by this time next year we're replacing the canadarm on the $5 with hudson williams in a jock strap 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🫡
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
canadian government officials advertising the hockey yaoi fleece jacket by this time next year we're replacing the canadarm on the $5 with hudson williams in a jock strap 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🫡
so i once accidentally gave myself the world's smallest tattoo by fumbling a dip pen so badly i spiked it tip-first right into my own hand. it lasted a couple months, iirc. anyway agott does that and panics imo.
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 AM
so i once accidentally gave myself the world's smallest tattoo by fumbling a dip pen so badly i spiked it tip-first right into my own hand. it lasted a couple months, iirc. anyway agott does that and panics imo.
getting into territory in my language learning app that isn't revisiting stuff from the tiny amount of classes i've taken and now i am seeing the speed at which i learn as opposed to the speed at which i review
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 AM
getting into territory in my language learning app that isn't revisiting stuff from the tiny amount of classes i've taken and now i am seeing the speed at which i learn as opposed to the speed at which i review
What made Frank Frazetta so great is that in addition to his obvious technical skill, he had such a clear artistic vision. And that vision was of a fantasy world full of perfect asses. Even when he drew Lord Of The Rings it looks like it could be cover art for TailEnds magazine (that's a real thing)
May 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What made Frank Frazetta so great is that in addition to his obvious technical skill, he had such a clear artistic vision. And that vision was of a fantasy world full of perfect asses. Even when he drew Lord Of The Rings it looks like it could be cover art for TailEnds magazine (that's a real thing)
[op] also.... it's very cute that zoro was wandering around with two completely useless buddies before joining the scooby gang. meditating on this. guy with type weakness to power of friendship from the jump.
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
[op] also.... it's very cute that zoro was wandering around with two completely useless buddies before joining the scooby gang. meditating on this. guy with type weakness to power of friendship from the jump.
[op] normal brain: sanji has good taste in suits and bad taste in casual clothing ascending brain: his casual clothing is also fashionable. he's too advanced for us to see it. galaxy brain: the casual clothing and suits are both bad
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
[op] normal brain: sanji has good taste in suits and bad taste in casual clothing ascending brain: his casual clothing is also fashionable. he's too advanced for us to see it. galaxy brain: the casual clothing and suits are both bad
looking into the names of different tap-to-pay transit fare cards. it's hard for me to admit it but boston clears everyone else. they've built a mystery into everyday life. who the fuck is charlie
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 AM
looking into the names of different tap-to-pay transit fare cards. it's hard for me to admit it but boston clears everyone else. they've built a mystery into everyday life. who the fuck is charlie