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hi i’m red. fred if ya nasty
30+ ace dyke, white, she/he
not an xiv-specific acct but here are my tags: #gpose, #fizzlebeefmods, #fizzlebeefwrites

PS look at my cat right now #fishpics

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ROSEMARY “ROE” WILDS
adventurer-for-hire; heart of the party
« rosemarywilds.carrd.co ; #oc:rosemary »

THYME MEADOWS
apothecary; student of the star
« thymemeadows.carrd.co ; #oc:thyme »

FLETCHER BARRETT
airship mechanic; cantankerous drunk
« fletcherbarrett.carrd.co ; #oc:fletcher »
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keep cancelling your nitro
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
#fishpics he’s on an adventure
February 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
#fishpics baby moses is at it again
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
anyway I’m going to Michael’s again y’all want anything
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
YES. NOW WE’RE TALKING
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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It’s a little dated, but the best research I’m aware of shows wrestling fans in the general vicinity of WNBA fans politically, probably an artifact of the audience skewing young and minority.
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
it is NOT that serious but I swear to god every time I see another smug thinkpiece or quote tweet like "lmao trump has lost the maga pro wrestling crowd 😏" I can actually feel my blood pressure spike
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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friendly reminder that heliosphere is run and developed by a single developer who ACTUALLY understands the tech behind mods and mod distribution and deserves your support far more than XMA or anything else
We appreciate all the new sign-ups!

If any of you are considering subscribing, the code WOKE is available for 75% off your first month for new subscribers. Only 10 uses available. We also offer 14-day free trials!
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
told ishy he’s my valentine today but he ignored me 😔💔
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
the fire alarm on my floor started going off about five minutes ago and has not stopped yet and ishy has his airplane ears out and keeps looking at me like this. I’m going to tear the fire alarm wiring out of the walls for him
February 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
look at my cat okay
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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whatever. ishmael attack. #fishpics
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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#fishpics it’s fishy pie friday and little man has chosen destruction
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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#fishpics does anyone know what kind of fungus this is
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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#fishpics EWWWW PUT THAT AWAY
February 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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#fishpics cannot stress enough how many accessible non-furniture scratching surfaces he has 24/7 access to
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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heliosphere has:
- actual content moderation
- a dev that is actually very receptive to feedback
- a plugin that lets you auto-import mods into your game + have those mods auto-update with new releases (alongside the option to download the raw file if needed, of course)
- a forum
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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adding this as a QRP to just give a cw that the original post itself contains written descriptions relating to the creation of raceplay/qos mods by the owner of XMA.

that being said, please consider dropping XMA and picking up heliosphere instead.

heliosphere.app
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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for xiv hearts ablaze 6. kiss
w/ fornax @verysmallcyborg.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄

Me: I don't feel shit

5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest

My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
watching olympics. again. does anyone else think the hockey player they have on commentary for the womens quarterfinal game looks like adriana from the sopranos or am i just a dyke
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
there she is
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM