I’m oomfs only customer!
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m oomfs only customer!
“I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers,” I say cheerfully, as I cut someone off on the I-40
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers,” I say cheerfully, as I cut someone off on the I-40
It’s been an odd day
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s been an odd day
Time to break out the long johns yall
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Time to break out the long johns yall
I wish my bedroom had a fireplace
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I wish my bedroom had a fireplace
“Back up bitches, I’m about to pontificate”
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Back up bitches, I’m about to pontificate”
Le is on a social media break and I’m taking great joy each night in reading them the big hits of the day from yall on blue sky like it’s the news
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Le is on a social media break and I’m taking great joy each night in reading them the big hits of the day from yall on blue sky like it’s the news
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When I’m not getting enough attention it’s like whoa I am not getting enough attention
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When I’m not getting enough attention it’s like whoa I am not getting enough attention
Imagine, if you will, a man of great whim and extraordinarily limited means….. ok now open your eyes
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Imagine, if you will, a man of great whim and extraordinarily limited means….. ok now open your eyes
I’m going to take a little nap now
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I’m going to take a little nap now
Atop oomfs prayer list once again
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Atop oomfs prayer list once again
Oomf says I am spoiled by certain people and it will be the death of me :/
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oomf says I am spoiled by certain people and it will be the death of me :/
My good deed for the day? Whoring out oomf!
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My good deed for the day? Whoring out oomf!
Got called Hollywood handsome by the two handsomest men in my life last night
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Got called Hollywood handsome by the two handsomest men in my life last night
Having an Oompa Loompa ass day
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Having an Oompa Loompa ass day
Missed my curfew by HOURS :)
November 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Missed my curfew by HOURS :)
Le doesn’t want to hear my “bumpkin-ass music” :(
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Le doesn’t want to hear my “bumpkin-ass music” :(
It’s a 6 day workweek so the bad news is Tuesday is really second Monday and it’s not Friday until Saturday, but the good news is we get to have Saturday and Sunday on the same day!
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It’s a 6 day workweek so the bad news is Tuesday is really second Monday and it’s not Friday until Saturday, but the good news is we get to have Saturday and Sunday on the same day!
Entering chain psychosis
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Entering chain psychosis
“I love child labor”
- @squeako.bsky.social
- @squeako.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“I love child labor”
- @squeako.bsky.social
- @squeako.bsky.social
Oomf appeared to be trapped in a prison of her own making but I’m told it was actually mostly towels
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oomf appeared to be trapped in a prison of her own making but I’m told it was actually mostly towels
One #7 scrambler, a half order of biscuits and gravy, and a full stack of pancakes please!
October 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
One #7 scrambler, a half order of biscuits and gravy, and a full stack of pancakes please!
Slept through Burger King :(
October 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Slept through Burger King :(
Oh *I* have to be there at 2?
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh *I* have to be there at 2?
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