There’s not enough to do at airports on layovers. Where are the conjugal rooms
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There’s not enough to do at airports on layovers. Where are the conjugal rooms
CONGA CLEANUP CONGA CLEANUP CONGA CLEANUP
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
CONGA CLEANUP CONGA CLEANUP CONGA CLEANUP
Tearful goodbye to my curls at the airport as I head back to the desert
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Tearful goodbye to my curls at the airport as I head back to the desert
“We gonna finna find out”
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“We gonna finna find out”
Oomf has finally bested me
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Oomf has finally bested me
Goodbye taxonomy I’ll never forget you
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Goodbye taxonomy I’ll never forget you
If you leave part of your costume in our basement it gets locked away forever in our costume chest. Thems the rules
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If you leave part of your costume in our basement it gets locked away forever in our costume chest. Thems the rules
I met with a man who’s a very rational person
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I met with a man who’s a very rational person
Can’t stop saying this out loud
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Can’t stop saying this out loud
I’m oomfs only customer!
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m oomfs only customer!
“I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers,” I say cheerfully, as I cut someone off on the I-40
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers,” I say cheerfully, as I cut someone off on the I-40
It’s been an odd day
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s been an odd day
Time to break out the long johns yall
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Time to break out the long johns yall
I wish my bedroom had a fireplace
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I wish my bedroom had a fireplace
“Back up bitches, I’m about to pontificate”
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Back up bitches, I’m about to pontificate”
Le is on a social media break and I’m taking great joy each night in reading them the big hits of the day from yall on blue sky like it’s the news
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Le is on a social media break and I’m taking great joy each night in reading them the big hits of the day from yall on blue sky like it’s the news
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When I’m not getting enough attention it’s like whoa I am not getting enough attention
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When I’m not getting enough attention it’s like whoa I am not getting enough attention
Imagine, if you will, a man of great whim and extraordinarily limited means….. ok now open your eyes
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Imagine, if you will, a man of great whim and extraordinarily limited means….. ok now open your eyes
I’m going to take a little nap now
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I’m going to take a little nap now
Atop oomfs prayer list once again
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Atop oomfs prayer list once again
Oomf says I am spoiled by certain people and it will be the death of me :/
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oomf says I am spoiled by certain people and it will be the death of me :/
My good deed for the day? Whoring out oomf!
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My good deed for the day? Whoring out oomf!
Got called Hollywood handsome by the two handsomest men in my life last night
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Got called Hollywood handsome by the two handsomest men in my life last night
Having an Oompa Loompa ass day
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Having an Oompa Loompa ass day