Rocket
@rocketknight.bsky.social
please this is my furry porn account with eggs and stuff and so many of you have gotten here via my politics posts
About 35% of kink is downstream of neurodivergent people's need to be squeezed really hard
February 19, 2026 at 1:13 PM
About 35% of kink is downstream of neurodivergent people's need to be squeezed really hard
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this week's in-streams! 🐰🎨
1. @mcsugoi.bsky.social
2. @frengers.toys
3. gormur (FA)
4. @origamidragon.ca
1. @mcsugoi.bsky.social
2. @frengers.toys
3. gormur (FA)
4. @origamidragon.ca
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
this week's in-streams! 🐰🎨
1. @mcsugoi.bsky.social
2. @frengers.toys
3. gormur (FA)
4. @origamidragon.ca
1. @mcsugoi.bsky.social
2. @frengers.toys
3. gormur (FA)
4. @origamidragon.ca
French girl: It was so cold that night I needed an extra doovet
Me: Haha it's okay we just say duvet
Her: For every uzzer fucking word you say ze last letter
Me: yeah honestly fair that one's on us
Me: Haha it's okay we just say duvet
Her: For every uzzer fucking word you say ze last letter
Me: yeah honestly fair that one's on us
February 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
French girl: It was so cold that night I needed an extra doovet
Me: Haha it's okay we just say duvet
Her: For every uzzer fucking word you say ze last letter
Me: yeah honestly fair that one's on us
Me: Haha it's okay we just say duvet
Her: For every uzzer fucking word you say ze last letter
Me: yeah honestly fair that one's on us
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There's a bit in Battlefield Earth where Alien John Travolta shoots a guy and the dude falls through a glass partition but they keep doing atrocious slow-motion replays so it looks like he's stumbling through like ten consecutive panes of glass and just having the worst day of his life
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
There's a bit in Battlefield Earth where Alien John Travolta shoots a guy and the dude falls through a glass partition but they keep doing atrocious slow-motion replays so it looks like he's stumbling through like ten consecutive panes of glass and just having the worst day of his life
Discovered the German for hydrogen is "wasserstoff", like "water matter", laughed to myself, then stared at the word "hydrogen" for a while and became enlightened
February 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Discovered the German for hydrogen is "wasserstoff", like "water matter", laughed to myself, then stared at the word "hydrogen" for a while and became enlightened
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🪻Hyenas & Hyacinths 🪻
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
🪻Hyenas & Hyacinths 🪻
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
oh my god??
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February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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moln costume
February 13, 2026 at 9:11 AM
moln costume
In retrospect 2013-2015 was a real peak of good vibes. The financial crisis was receding and everything was getting better. Twitch Plays Pokemon was a beautiful co-operative voyage. Undertale was game of the year. The absurdism was fun and positive rather than escapist, and the future was bright.
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
In retrospect 2013-2015 was a real peak of good vibes. The financial crisis was receding and everything was getting better. Twitch Plays Pokemon was a beautiful co-operative voyage. Undertale was game of the year. The absurdism was fun and positive rather than escapist, and the future was bright.
dude stacking shelves in the supermarket has vocal stimmed "Computer, remove this man's balls" in an American accent twice so far
this is probably going to cause employment troubles for him at some point but the snitch sure as hell ain't gonna be me
this is probably going to cause employment troubles for him at some point but the snitch sure as hell ain't gonna be me
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
dude stacking shelves in the supermarket has vocal stimmed "Computer, remove this man's balls" in an American accent twice so far
this is probably going to cause employment troubles for him at some point but the snitch sure as hell ain't gonna be me
this is probably going to cause employment troubles for him at some point but the snitch sure as hell ain't gonna be me
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My 2026 prediction is coders and office workers will become more anti-AI. Not because it doesn't work, or because the bubble bursts (although it might), but because it's clearly working too well at coding right now.
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
My 2026 prediction is coders and office workers will become more anti-AI. Not because it doesn't work, or because the bubble bursts (although it might), but because it's clearly working too well at coding right now.
I have a very specific, very pointless vendetta against burnt-out gifted kid discourse
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I have a very specific, very pointless vendetta against burnt-out gifted kid discourse
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💭 get the f͟u͟c͟k͟ out of my park
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
💭 get the f͟u͟c͟k͟ out of my park
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hello I show tram again
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 AM
hello I show tram again
This is really funny bc it's a scientist using AI agents to hugely speed up actual useful research and the comments are "DID YOU REALLY CREATE IT THEN?? PICK UP A PENCIL"
If you haven't done yet, please try Claude Coworker just to get an idea about its capabilities.
It took 2 minutes for it to read our paper, provide perfectly running R-code to justify a case selection across 14 countries using Vdem. Produced a 10 pager underlining our case selection.
It took 2 minutes for it to read our paper, provide perfectly running R-code to justify a case selection across 14 countries using Vdem. Produced a 10 pager underlining our case selection.
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
This is really funny bc it's a scientist using AI agents to hugely speed up actual useful research and the comments are "DID YOU REALLY CREATE IT THEN?? PICK UP A PENCIL"
There's a kind of person who turns up in the Epstein files a lot, who doesn't actually seem to experience attraction. They do weird sex crimes just so they can e-mail other people about them, demonstrating that they are rich and powerful enough to have this kind of access, to do it with impunity.
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
There's a kind of person who turns up in the Epstein files a lot, who doesn't actually seem to experience attraction. They do weird sex crimes just so they can e-mail other people about them, demonstrating that they are rich and powerful enough to have this kind of access, to do it with impunity.
I always find it so fascinating that the right sees immigrants as a unified plot to take over and impose foreign religious laws but every young adult i've met who came here from a muslim country texts their parents abroad like "Going to mosque today!!" with a beer bottle in their other hand
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I always find it so fascinating that the right sees immigrants as a unified plot to take over and impose foreign religious laws but every young adult i've met who came here from a muslim country texts their parents abroad like "Going to mosque today!!" with a beer bottle in their other hand
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I dunno how much people have noticed but I've been experimenting a lot with my painting style lately. I've honestly been going with "if it felt fun to put down, it's hopefully fun to look at." And that's been kinda liberating.
Anyway here's a robot.
Anyway here's a robot.
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I dunno how much people have noticed but I've been experimenting a lot with my painting style lately. I've honestly been going with "if it felt fun to put down, it's hopefully fun to look at." And that's been kinda liberating.
Anyway here's a robot.
Anyway here's a robot.
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May 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Kobolds are bottoms but goblins, although similar in stature, are swarm tops
January 27, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Kobolds are bottoms but goblins, although similar in stature, are swarm tops
