Robyn Red Pen
@robynredpen.bsky.social
I’m a writer who believes in science and is a huge nerd at heart. I love palindromes, sunsets, and a good dad joke. Blue dot in a red state. Just a reminder that kindness is free.
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Robyn Red Pen
@robynredpen.bsky.social
· Feb 20
I’ll say it again and then I’m going to bed. If you voted for the fucker in the White House, you can fuck ALL the way off and then keep fucking off times infinity. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
This. Is. Hilarious!!
Trump says he's withdrawing support for Marjorie Taylor Greene, may back primary opponent
President Trump said late Friday he will no longer support Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, marking a dramatic break with a onetime Trump loyalist who has increasingly criticized the president ...
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November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This. Is. Hilarious!!
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
There really needs to be a stronger word than fuck right now.
I’ll say it again and then I’m going to bed. If you voted for the fucker in the White House, you can fuck ALL the way off and then keep fucking off times infinity. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
There really needs to be a stronger word than fuck right now.
Just canceled my DoorDash account after the worst customer service I’ve received ever…and this is over the course of at LEAST 7 calls with them escalated to supervisors (plural) to resolve an issue that they can’t track let alone figure out how to fix. Good fucking riddance!
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just canceled my DoorDash account after the worst customer service I’ve received ever…and this is over the course of at LEAST 7 calls with them escalated to supervisors (plural) to resolve an issue that they can’t track let alone figure out how to fix. Good fucking riddance!
The ketchup march is on at the White House. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table
ALT: several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table
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November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The ketchup march is on at the White House. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THIS!!!!
I’ve really been missing my fur babies lately, so I wanted to share their stories. This sweet girl is Button. ❤️
After you read this, you’ll understand why I am a huge advocate of leash laws.
thornyissues.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/b...
After you read this, you’ll understand why I am a huge advocate of leash laws.
thornyissues.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/b...
Button
How do you write about something that was so life-changing for you that it rocked you to your core? As I sit here in my living room and begin to ponder what I have chosen to write about this …
thornyissues.wordpress.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve really been missing my fur babies lately, so I wanted to share their stories. This sweet girl is Button. ❤️
After you read this, you’ll understand why I am a huge advocate of leash laws.
thornyissues.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/b...
After you read this, you’ll understand why I am a huge advocate of leash laws.
thornyissues.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/b...
Don’t give it away. Just reply that you see it once you do. 😁
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don’t give it away. Just reply that you see it once you do. 😁
Been thinking a lot about my sweet fur babies lately and wanted to share them with you as well. I’ll miss you forever, Maggie. ❤️
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Lessons from Maggie
My life was changed forever the day she became a part of it. I waited 23 years before getting my first dog, and looking back it’s amazing what I missed growing up without one. Don’t get…
thornyissues.wordpress.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Been thinking a lot about my sweet fur babies lately and wanted to share them with you as well. I’ll miss you forever, Maggie. ❤️
thornyissues.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/l...
thornyissues.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/l...
Just booked my first trip ever to New York City. Going in December to visit one of best friends, and I can’t wait!
a man wearing a shirt that says i love ny is standing in a doorway
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November 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just booked my first trip ever to New York City. Going in December to visit one of best friends, and I can’t wait!
Looks like the sky went for a colorful costume this Halloween. Another beautiful #Dallassunset.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Looks like the sky went for a colorful costume this Halloween. Another beautiful #Dallassunset.
THIS!!!
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
THIS!!!
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
You know you’re really tired when you’re making your second cup of coffee at work and forget to put the cup under the Keurig spout.
a close up of a cat with its mouth open and its eyes closed .
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October 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You know you’re really tired when you’re making your second cup of coffee at work and forget to put the cup under the Keurig spout.
Okay, this one got me! 😂😂😂
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Okay, this one got me! 😂😂😂
If you voted for the Felon-in-Chief, you can fuck off! YOU are what’s wrong with this country. HE is what is destroying this country. This is unforgivable.
Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If you voted for the Felon-in-Chief, you can fuck off! YOU are what’s wrong with this country. HE is what is destroying this country. This is unforgivable.
Yeah, this never made sense to me.
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Yeah, this never made sense to me.
I’m really getting tired of saying this, but here I go again.
ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?!?!
apnews.com/article/trum...
ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?!?!
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Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case
President Donald Trump says he has commuted the sentence of former U.S. Rep. George Santos, who is serving more than seven years in federal prison after pleading guilty to fraud and identity theft cha...
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October 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m really getting tired of saying this, but here I go again.
ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?!?!
apnews.com/article/trum...
ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?!?!
apnews.com/article/trum...
To all the morons who are still supporting the Felon-in-Chief:
By naming “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, the orange cheeto is, by default, stating that he’s a fascist.
Read up on fascism. I have some relatives who survived concentration camps. Being pro-Antifa is a good thing, you idiots!
By naming “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, the orange cheeto is, by default, stating that he’s a fascist.
Read up on fascism. I have some relatives who survived concentration camps. Being pro-Antifa is a good thing, you idiots!
October 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
To all the morons who are still supporting the Felon-in-Chief:
By naming “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, the orange cheeto is, by default, stating that he’s a fascist.
Read up on fascism. I have some relatives who survived concentration camps. Being pro-Antifa is a good thing, you idiots!
By naming “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, the orange cheeto is, by default, stating that he’s a fascist.
Read up on fascism. I have some relatives who survived concentration camps. Being pro-Antifa is a good thing, you idiots!
Every damn time.
October 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Every damn time.
I laughed WAY too hard at this! 😂😂
October 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I laughed WAY too hard at this! 😂😂