Rob🐝
@robsy.bsky.social
🐕 dad | 🕯 small business owner | 🍷 industry | all-around nerd | life is short, be nice and have fun
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Literally why would you feel the need to say this to someone lmao
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Literally why would you feel the need to say this to someone lmao
I don’t know why Snapchat constantly recommends I add random hot gay people with abs as friends, but I am not complaining
April 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don’t know why Snapchat constantly recommends I add random hot gay people with abs as friends, but I am not complaining
I hate when IT people try to explain the issue to you. Like, I don’t care and don’t want to know how the phone system works, I just need it to work 😩
March 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hate when IT people try to explain the issue to you. Like, I don’t care and don’t want to know how the phone system works, I just need it to work 😩
Taking an emergen-c is like sending your immune system an edible arrangement
January 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Taking an emergen-c is like sending your immune system an edible arrangement
I was showing someone pics of my dogs at the company holiday party, and she asked where I got my privacy screen protector. My boss heard and said “I think every gay guy I know has one of those” ⚰️😭
January 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I was showing someone pics of my dogs at the company holiday party, and she asked where I got my privacy screen protector. My boss heard and said “I think every gay guy I know has one of those” ⚰️😭
I could never live in Star Trek because I’d just order crunchwrap supremes off the replicator all day
January 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I could never live in Star Trek because I’d just order crunchwrap supremes off the replicator all day
The way my older dog whines and gets excited when I get home is the ONLY thing giving me the will to live this week
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The way my older dog whines and gets excited when I get home is the ONLY thing giving me the will to live this week
Disney was so real for calling Earth a backwater planet in Lilo & Stitch
January 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Disney was so real for calling Earth a backwater planet in Lilo & Stitch
Hit a cute little birdy on my way into the office this morning bc it flew out of a bush right in front of me 😭
a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hit a cute little birdy on my way into the office this morning bc it flew out of a bush right in front of me 😭
Conversations with my husband while we play our silly little Polytopia games
December 30, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Conversations with my husband while we play our silly little Polytopia games
Which is why I got my husband a silver chain for xmas
The sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a necklace
December 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Which is why I got my husband a silver chain for xmas
The sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a necklace
December 25, 2024 at 10:25 PM
The sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a necklace
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let the kids believe in santa, y'all believe in god
December 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
let the kids believe in santa, y'all believe in god
We should take a page from the r*publican handbook and have a celebrity (Julia Louis Dreyfus) run for office
December 24, 2024 at 2:42 PM
We should take a page from the r*publican handbook and have a celebrity (Julia Louis Dreyfus) run for office
Heard it was fprogress pic Friday?
December 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Heard it was fprogress pic Friday?
Every time someone tells me I look like Garreth Bale, I have to google him, and I just really don’t see the resemblance
December 9, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Every time someone tells me I look like Garreth Bale, I have to google him, and I just really don’t see the resemblance
Not my 7 year old nephew saying Carnival cruises are “so fancy” 😭
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Not my 7 year old nephew saying Carnival cruises are “so fancy” 😭
My parents are ostensibly moving out of the house they’ve lived in for 30+ years and keep asking us if we want stuff and the answer is always inevitably no 🙈
November 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
My parents are ostensibly moving out of the house they’ve lived in for 30+ years and keep asking us if we want stuff and the answer is always inevitably no 🙈
Got promoted today pls clap
November 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Got promoted today pls clap
Performing my husbandly duties this morning (going through all the different group chats to react to the same exact post he sent to each one)
November 26, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Performing my husbandly duties this morning (going through all the different group chats to react to the same exact post he sent to each one)
Monday is hitting like a freight train
November 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Monday is hitting like a freight train
Just learned my husband never did the volcano science experiment when he was a kid after informing me that mixing vinegar and baking soda “creates a volcano-like effect” while cleaning the washing machine
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Just learned my husband never did the volcano science experiment when he was a kid after informing me that mixing vinegar and baking soda “creates a volcano-like effect” while cleaning the washing machine
2 pictures with your better half ❤️🔥
November 21, 2024 at 3:01 PM
2 pictures with your better half ❤️🔥