Elric of Melniboné
@robocopafeel.bsky.social
High level musclemancer with a love for long rides on the steppe
Josh
He/him
Josh
He/him
So glad that my good friends, Spider, Jake Sully and of course, Neytiri are doing well! Jim Cameron you’ve done it again!!
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
So glad that my good friends, Spider, Jake Sully and of course, Neytiri are doing well! Jim Cameron you’ve done it again!!
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I’m not sexually repressed i just think it’s gay to talk about sex
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m not sexually repressed i just think it’s gay to talk about sex
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Girlfriend cars operate under the same logic as ork machines from Warhammer. They believe it will work so it will but if you open it up the air filter is blacker than coal and the oil is essentially putty
July 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Girlfriend cars operate under the same logic as ork machines from Warhammer. They believe it will work so it will but if you open it up the air filter is blacker than coal and the oil is essentially putty
my brother moved to Seattle, just a few hours away from me. First time in 10 years that I’ve had family closer than 1000 miles away.
See also: stoner metal vs doom metal
See also: stoner metal vs doom metal
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
my brother moved to Seattle, just a few hours away from me. First time in 10 years that I’ve had family closer than 1000 miles away.
See also: stoner metal vs doom metal
See also: stoner metal vs doom metal
has anyone figured out why when others fail there is grace, humanity, and lessons to be learned but when I fail it is because I am inherently a bad person from whom no goodness blooms?
December 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
has anyone figured out why when others fail there is grace, humanity, and lessons to be learned but when I fail it is because I am inherently a bad person from whom no goodness blooms?
I am now a paid longsword fencing instructor which is sick
July 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I am now a paid longsword fencing instructor which is sick
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it's shadow day at the gym
July 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
it's shadow day at the gym
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Girlfriend cars operate under the same logic as ork machines from Warhammer. They believe it will work so it will but if you open it up the air filter is blacker than coal and the oil is essentially putty
July 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Girlfriend cars operate under the same logic as ork machines from Warhammer. They believe it will work so it will but if you open it up the air filter is blacker than coal and the oil is essentially putty
One wipe will tell you either that you needed none or that you will need many more. There is wisdom in this.
June 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
One wipe will tell you either that you needed none or that you will need many more. There is wisdom in this.
I’ve lost my taste for “posting”, just as I’ve lost my keenness at it. Swift as the arrow in flight I once was; As sharp witted as the fox and as clever as the man with three secret names. No more… for I have let myself water the seed of peace in my breast… I am found lacking
June 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’ve lost my taste for “posting”, just as I’ve lost my keenness at it. Swift as the arrow in flight I once was; As sharp witted as the fox and as clever as the man with three secret names. No more… for I have let myself water the seed of peace in my breast… I am found lacking
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Archaion Episode Two - Bull Slayers
A short synopsis here: drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Extracted images here:
A short synopsis here: drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Extracted images here:
June 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Archaion Episode Two - Bull Slayers
A short synopsis here: drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Extracted images here:
A short synopsis here: drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Extracted images here:
Zyn hit white boys like smallpox hit the natives
June 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Zyn hit white boys like smallpox hit the natives
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as men we must learn to cry. And then we must master it.
December 15, 2024 at 11:40 PM
as men we must learn to cry. And then we must master it.
I’m uncovering profane rites and observing blasphemous rituals and saying “sick” every time
June 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m uncovering profane rites and observing blasphemous rituals and saying “sick” every time
when: mistake=true: don’t
there, computer science nerds… fixed your stupid job for you
there, computer science nerds… fixed your stupid job for you
June 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
when: mistake=true: don’t
there, computer science nerds… fixed your stupid job for you
there, computer science nerds… fixed your stupid job for you
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Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.
June 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.
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grown ass man with a computer job lmao, okay lil boy how about you get a real job like rapping or online sports betting
June 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
grown ass man with a computer job lmao, okay lil boy how about you get a real job like rapping or online sports betting
I’m severely prone to hijinks
June 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m severely prone to hijinks
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Me: modern PC gaming is way too expensive in terms of cost vs value
Guy with a $250 titanium ridgewallet: no it isnt youre wrong
Guy with a $250 titanium ridgewallet: no it isnt youre wrong
May 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me: modern PC gaming is way too expensive in terms of cost vs value
Guy with a $250 titanium ridgewallet: no it isnt youre wrong
Guy with a $250 titanium ridgewallet: no it isnt youre wrong
My job hired a new guy who is a legit 6’5” runway model and Its taking everything in me to act normal about no longer being the tall dark and handsome one
May 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My job hired a new guy who is a legit 6’5” runway model and Its taking everything in me to act normal about no longer being the tall dark and handsome one
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My quest to incorporate bits of the Victor Ambrus rendering style continues. Going traditional this time with watercolors, markers, colored pencils, and colored ink.
May 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My quest to incorporate bits of the Victor Ambrus rendering style continues. Going traditional this time with watercolors, markers, colored pencils, and colored ink.