Robert Wallace
@robertwallace.bsky.social
A 32-year-old Ink Mage Cartoonist who rejects relevancy to embrace enjoyment. May do SFW and NSFW. Wanna be friends? NO MINORS ALLOWED! AND NO AI!
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Here's a bit of lore for Robert so I don't forget it: Robert Wallace was born in Chicago on January 7th, 1919 - shortly after the first World War. He moved to New York in 1939 to become an animator
It's God's way of punishing those that follow Trump
It's never good when the forecast looks like it belongs at a Grateful Dead show
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 AM
It's God's way of punishing those that follow Trump
I'll be 32 in February
January 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I'll be 32 in February
Whipped this one up right quick. It was an idea that I had for a few days that got stuck in my head. Inspired by the Three Stooges
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Whipped this one up right quick. It was an idea that I had for a few days that got stuck in my head. Inspired by the Three Stooges
Wow, I just had a fucking Mandela Effect. This whole time, I had thought that the Four Horsemen were War, Pestilence, Famine, and Death. Turns out, according to many sources, it's Conquest, War, Famine, and Death
January 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Wow, I just had a fucking Mandela Effect. This whole time, I had thought that the Four Horsemen were War, Pestilence, Famine, and Death. Turns out, according to many sources, it's Conquest, War, Famine, and Death
WAY TO GO, WASHINGTON! Sometimes wish I never left you
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
WAY TO GO, WASHINGTON! Sometimes wish I never left you
Oooh, shiny!
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Oooh, shiny!
I saw a headline just now of Trump saying: "If we don't win the midterms, I'll be impeached." And I out loud said "Do you promise?"
This is our chance, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to take our country back!
This is our chance, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to take our country back!
January 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I saw a headline just now of Trump saying: "If we don't win the midterms, I'll be impeached." And I out loud said "Do you promise?"
This is our chance, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to take our country back!
This is our chance, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to take our country back!
Lost - Page 20
Some time has passed, and Robert finally awakens, but he appears to be in an unknown hut. I wonder where he is?
OH MY GOD! After about three months sticking to my guns on this, I am finally done with part one of this
Some time has passed, and Robert finally awakens, but he appears to be in an unknown hut. I wonder where he is?
OH MY GOD! After about three months sticking to my guns on this, I am finally done with part one of this
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Lost - Page 20
Some time has passed, and Robert finally awakens, but he appears to be in an unknown hut. I wonder where he is?
OH MY GOD! After about three months sticking to my guns on this, I am finally done with part one of this
Some time has passed, and Robert finally awakens, but he appears to be in an unknown hut. I wonder where he is?
OH MY GOD! After about three months sticking to my guns on this, I am finally done with part one of this
And unredacted, too
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
And unredacted, too
Reposted by Robert Wallace
HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS!
Let's hope this year isn't as douchey as last year was, eh?
Let's hope this year isn't as douchey as last year was, eh?
a happy new year greeting card with gold numbers 2026
ALT: a happy new year greeting card with gold numbers 2026
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January 1, 2026 at 11:03 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS!
Let's hope this year isn't as douchey as last year was, eh?
Let's hope this year isn't as douchey as last year was, eh?
When you wake up and have to pee so bad
December 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
When you wake up and have to pee so bad
Lost - Page 19
The potion has worn off, and Robert feels completely drained, passing out on top of Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social). She then smiles wickedly and carries Robert away. Where could she be going, I wonder?
The potion has worn off, and Robert feels completely drained, passing out on top of Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social). She then smiles wickedly and carries Robert away. Where could she be going, I wonder?
December 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Lost - Page 19
The potion has worn off, and Robert feels completely drained, passing out on top of Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social). She then smiles wickedly and carries Robert away. Where could she be going, I wonder?
The potion has worn off, and Robert feels completely drained, passing out on top of Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social). She then smiles wickedly and carries Robert away. Where could she be going, I wonder?
As an Rubberhose Cartoonist, I can do comics, backgrounds, and even animations (both SFW and NSFW)
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
As an Rubberhose Cartoonist, I can do comics, backgrounds, and even animations (both SFW and NSFW)
Damn I really tickled some people with this quip x3
"Ebeneezer Scrooge, I have come to talk to you about your car's extended warranty."
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Damn I really tickled some people with this quip x3
Look at what one of my lovelies made for me. If you are looking for a commission, look for Aylaa Lucas on Twitter. She could really use the money
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Look at what one of my lovelies made for me. If you are looking for a commission, look for Aylaa Lucas on Twitter. She could really use the money
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD BANG!
santa claus blowing snow from his hands with the words enjoy the magic on the bottom left
ALT: santa claus blowing snow from his hands with the words enjoy the magic on the bottom left
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December 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD BANG!
Lost - Page 18
The potion is nearing the effect, and with just a few moments, Robert busts a big load deep inside of Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social) and Citrus is loving it~
The potion is nearing the effect, and with just a few moments, Robert busts a big load deep inside of Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social) and Citrus is loving it~
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Lost - Page 18
The potion is nearing the effect, and with just a few moments, Robert busts a big load deep inside of Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social) and Citrus is loving it~
The potion is nearing the effect, and with just a few moments, Robert busts a big load deep inside of Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social) and Citrus is loving it~
I've been a very good boi~
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I've been a very good boi~
We miss you, Mr. President
While in Chicago, I took a tour around the Obama Presidential Center. I can’t wait for you all to visit in June 2026. Here’s a sneak peek:
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We miss you, Mr. President
Lost - Page 17
Robert and Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social) keep having fun and running down the clock on the potion, doing all sorts of wonderful positions and enjoying every single moment~
Robert and Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social) keep having fun and running down the clock on the potion, doing all sorts of wonderful positions and enjoying every single moment~
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Lost - Page 17
Robert and Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social) keep having fun and running down the clock on the potion, doing all sorts of wonderful positions and enjoying every single moment~
Robert and Citrus (@orangejuicemann.bsky.social) keep having fun and running down the clock on the potion, doing all sorts of wonderful positions and enjoying every single moment~
I know it sucks, but this is what I could do with the time I have :P
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I know it sucks, but this is what I could do with the time I have :P
You know, I just realized something that makes me feel better about my art: My artwork may not attract everyone, but at least I can say that I do ALL of my artwork and not a drop of AI in sight
December 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You know, I just realized something that makes me feel better about my art: My artwork may not attract everyone, but at least I can say that I do ALL of my artwork and not a drop of AI in sight