Rob Clarke
@robclarke00.bsky.social
Artist and Master of Scoot, the world’s sweetest all-American doggy. Scoot wants to show the world how happy he is being a dog, and how he doesn’t miss his old hum-drum life on two legs one bit.
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Rob Clarke
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· Jul 1
So here’s my idea for the opening credits of the Scoot and Master Show. I wonder what network I should pitch it to? ESPN, Animal Planet, BET? I hope someone picks it up ― after all, Scoot works for doggy treats and for me it’s a labor of puppy love.
Boy with he booger earring
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Scott
One day in my 9th grade art class, we were given the assignment of sketching the person sitting to the left of us. For me, that person was Scott, a kid I’d been in school with since kindergarten.
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February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Boy with he booger earring
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Pleasure Island is the place where boys can take a break from their high-maintenance girlfriends and hang out with other bros in a pants-free paradise. Something in the air (and water) dissolves inhibitions and opens them up to doing things they would never consider back in Kansas.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Pleasure Island is the place where boys can take a break from their high-maintenance girlfriends and hang out with other bros in a pants-free paradise. Something in the air (and water) dissolves inhibitions and opens them up to doing things they would never consider back in Kansas.
A hero for our time.
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Shrinky Dinks
In the crowded world of superheroes, there is one who stands out — Mr. Peanut, the unhung hero of the under-endowed.
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February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
A hero for our time.
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I try my best to capture the patois of the Pleasure Island inhabitants. Here we have two locals demonstrating their techniques of seduction. I don’t know who they're practicing for—I’ve never seen any females on the island. Perhaps they’re some at Jennie’s Gentlemen’s Club. I’ve never been.
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I try my best to capture the patois of the Pleasure Island inhabitants. Here we have two locals demonstrating their techniques of seduction. I don’t know who they're practicing for—I’ve never seen any females on the island. Perhaps they’re some at Jennie’s Gentlemen’s Club. I’ve never been.
OK, so even I know DJ Donko’s raps are lame. I feel bad for him because the audience at the Dancing Donkey can be a tough crowd. Back in my day, music had melodies that you could tap your foot to, like New Jersey Donkey Boys. Now there was a show that was a real crowd-pleaser.
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
OK, so even I know DJ Donko’s raps are lame. I feel bad for him because the audience at the Dancing Donkey can be a tough crowd. Back in my day, music had melodies that you could tap your foot to, like New Jersey Donkey Boys. Now there was a show that was a real crowd-pleaser.
Thank-you Sir! May I have another?
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February 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Thank-you Sir! May I have another?
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Donks can be such Mean Girls. The Alphas act like queen bees, dictating who sits where in the beer garden, pointing out who has fleas and whose tail tuft is a weave. I wish they’d be nicer to one another - when they’re in the cold salt mines, they’ll need each other for warmth.
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Donks can be such Mean Girls. The Alphas act like queen bees, dictating who sits where in the beer garden, pointing out who has fleas and whose tail tuft is a weave. I wish they’d be nicer to one another - when they’re in the cold salt mines, they’ll need each other for warmth.
I’m expect one day my apartment with be featured in Better Homes and Gardens.
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Well Hung
“Wanna come up to my place and see my etchings?”
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February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I’m expect one day my apartment with be featured in Better Homes and Gardens.
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“The Most Interesting Donk in the World” —pffft, I’ll be the judge of that. Personally, I don’t understand the appeal of Blammo cigars. Besides the obvious reason that they can blow you to kingdom come, I think they smell like donkey ass. Maybe that’s what hooks them.
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
“The Most Interesting Donk in the World” —pffft, I’ll be the judge of that. Personally, I don’t understand the appeal of Blammo cigars. Besides the obvious reason that they can blow you to kingdom come, I think they smell like donkey ass. Maybe that’s what hooks them.
Mind Control - it's more art than science.
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Weird Science
I had to give up my mind control experiments with animals because PETA got on my case. Besides, my Switch-a-Roo brain swapper never quite worked correctly and often left both subjects living in diaper...
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February 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Mind Control - it's more art than science.
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I used to tell boys like this to dial it down a notch. But like a modern Cassandra, my warnings always went unheeded. So now I just sit back, sip my piña colada, and watch them rack up ginormous bar tabs at the Dancing Donkey. They don’t care that eventually they’ll have to pay that bill.
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I used to tell boys like this to dial it down a notch. But like a modern Cassandra, my warnings always went unheeded. So now I just sit back, sip my piña colada, and watch them rack up ginormous bar tabs at the Dancing Donkey. They don’t care that eventually they’ll have to pay that bill.
I think my tattoo would be of my coat of arms — rampant donks on either side of a shield with Scoot on it.
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Illustrated Men
Every so often I come across a pic of someone who has tattooed one of my images on their body. In some cases it’s of people who’ve asked permission (I’m always flattered and say yes), but in a lot of ...
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February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I think my tattoo would be of my coat of arms — rampant donks on either side of a shield with Scoot on it.
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The real profit from Pleasure Island comes from merchandising. Every mall in America has a P.I. store where folks can buy T-shirts, baseball caps, jars of donkey sauce, as well as pricier items such as donkey hide jackets and bedazzled coin purses made from donk scrotums.
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The real profit from Pleasure Island comes from merchandising. Every mall in America has a P.I. store where folks can buy T-shirts, baseball caps, jars of donkey sauce, as well as pricier items such as donkey hide jackets and bedazzled coin purses made from donk scrotums.
Who wants to see my version of Toy Story?
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Hello, Friendo
"I make friends. They're toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It's a hobby." - J.F. Sebastian, Bladerunner
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February 3, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Who wants to see my version of Toy Story?
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Don’t tell anyone, but I think I might have ripped this dude’s face off of a Tom of Finland Drawing.
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Don’t tell anyone, but I think I might have ripped this dude’s face off of a Tom of Finland Drawing.
Now this is what I call putting the hog in Groundhog Day.
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Now this is what I call putting the hog in Groundhog Day.
I wish I was on a tropical island right now.
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Sinbad and The Old Man of the Sea
One of my favorite tales is of a shipwrecked Sinbad the Sailor being ridden around like a mule by the "Old Man of the Sea”, a nasty, wily old geezer. With every passing year, I identify more and more ...
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February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I wish I was on a tropical island right now.
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Everything is a pissing contest with these boys. They’re always checking each other out to see who has the longest tail and which tail ends in the silkiest tuft. They also shamelessly swing those things in each other’s faces, lifting them high to show off their pink donkey holes.
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Everything is a pissing contest with these boys. They’re always checking each other out to see who has the longest tail and which tail ends in the silkiest tuft. They also shamelessly swing those things in each other’s faces, lifting them high to show off their pink donkey holes.
What’s the number for Animal Control?
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Fantastic Beasts
Call me a troll, but I’ve always been horny for mythical creatures. One of my favorite books as a kid was Bullfinch’s Mythology, possibly because it had an illustration that showed a minotaur's wang.
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January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
What’s the number for Animal Control?
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Who wants to break it to these two players that the ladies don’t go for guys that make jackasses of themselves? And they especially don’t appreciate catching fleas from their paramours. In my opinion, I find that red-blooded, "all-American", straight boys make the best donks.
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Who wants to break it to these two players that the ladies don’t go for guys that make jackasses of themselves? And they especially don’t appreciate catching fleas from their paramours. In my opinion, I find that red-blooded, "all-American", straight boys make the best donks.
Did you know my website had a blog feature? I didn't.
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Pork
In the 90s, my images were sometimes used to advertise "Pork", a fetish party in New York's meatpacking district. The event was an homage to the sleazy New York of the 70s at a time when it was very h...
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January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Did you know my website had a blog feature? I didn't.
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Clearly, these two are not the brightest burros in the barn. Sometimes you just have to spell it out to a donk that his life has taken a wonderful and permanent new turn. And while the creature is processing that information, comes the opportunity to wrangle and brand him.
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Clearly, these two are not the brightest burros in the barn. Sometimes you just have to spell it out to a donk that his life has taken a wonderful and permanent new turn. And while the creature is processing that information, comes the opportunity to wrangle and brand him.
You know, I think I once owned a donkey named Skittles, or was it Corndog or Gumdrop? There have been so many donks over the years, I’ve lost track of them all. These days I just reuse names because changing the sign over a donk's stall is such a bother.
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
You know, I think I once owned a donkey named Skittles, or was it Corndog or Gumdrop? There have been so many donks over the years, I’ve lost track of them all. These days I just reuse names because changing the sign over a donk's stall is such a bother.
Subway ads these days are mostly for cryptic and ominous AI business "solutions", but I remember a simpler time when they merely advertised painless anal wart removal.
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Subway Crushes
I’ve been surreptitiously taking pics and collecting images of hot guys on the subway for years now. For a short time, I even tried sketching on the train but quickly discovered that folks don’t like ...
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January 29, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Subway ads these days are mostly for cryptic and ominous AI business "solutions", but I remember a simpler time when they merely advertised painless anal wart removal.
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Pleasure Island is all about making connections. Connecting bros with cousins. Connecting donk butts with the Coachman’s whip. I’m so happy to be on the board of directors and to have facilitated some of this connecting, because today's male needs it now more than ever.
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Pleasure Island is all about making connections. Connecting bros with cousins. Connecting donk butts with the Coachman’s whip. I’m so happy to be on the board of directors and to have facilitated some of this connecting, because today's male needs it now more than ever.