Rob Clarke
@robclarke00.bsky.social
Artist and Master of Scoot, the world’s sweetest all-American doggy. Scoot wants to show the world how happy he is being a dog, and how he doesn’t miss his old hum-drum life on two legs one bit.
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Rob Clarke
@robclarke00.bsky.social
· Jul 1
So here’s my idea for the opening credits of the Scoot and Master Show. I wonder what network I should pitch it to? ESPN, Animal Planet, BET? I hope someone picks it up ― after all, Scoot works for doggy treats and for me it’s a labor of puppy love.
Don’t be deceived by the size of those diminutive clowns - they’re some mean hombres. Before this freshly tailed quarterback realizes what’s happening, one of those little bastards will hop on his back and ride the terrified animal around till he collapses in exhaustion, ready to be gelded.
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Don’t be deceived by the size of those diminutive clowns - they’re some mean hombres. Before this freshly tailed quarterback realizes what’s happening, one of those little bastards will hop on his back and ride the terrified animal around till he collapses in exhaustion, ready to be gelded.
Another life drawing model whom I accessorized with a fine set of donk ears and a sassy tail. I don’t know if he appreciated my artistic license, but he didn’t seem to mind.
January 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Another life drawing model whom I accessorized with a fine set of donk ears and a sassy tail. I don’t know if he appreciated my artistic license, but he didn’t seem to mind.
I once had a cute donkeyboi come over to my apartment for a drawing session. I believe I paid him with baby carrots and Skittles. I still remember the feeling of his tongue between my fingers as he ate from my hand. Unfortunately, the neighbors complained that the building had begun to smell of donk
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I once had a cute donkeyboi come over to my apartment for a drawing session. I believe I paid him with baby carrots and Skittles. I still remember the feeling of his tongue between my fingers as he ate from my hand. Unfortunately, the neighbors complained that the building had begun to smell of donk
It’s been almost 10 years, but I recall Carlos being a hot donk who didn’t mind me giving him ears and a tail. I quit going to drink-and-draw events because I ended up drinking as much as I was drawing.
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It’s been almost 10 years, but I recall Carlos being a hot donk who didn’t mind me giving him ears and a tail. I quit going to drink-and-draw events because I ended up drinking as much as I was drawing.
It hasn’t been 24 hours, and I’m already exhausted from looking after my 200-lb bouncing baby poop factory. Who wants to take this big boy off my hands? I’m not up to being his wet nurse.
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It hasn’t been 24 hours, and I’m already exhausted from looking after my 200-lb bouncing baby poop factory. Who wants to take this big boy off my hands? I’m not up to being his wet nurse.
And lastly, here is a new image to ring in the New Year.
Remember guys, whether you’re a dogboy, a donk, or a big ol’ baby, everybody poops.
Remember guys, whether you’re a dogboy, a donk, or a big ol’ baby, everybody poops.
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
And lastly, here is a new image to ring in the New Year.
Remember guys, whether you’re a dogboy, a donk, or a big ol’ baby, everybody poops.
Remember guys, whether you’re a dogboy, a donk, or a big ol’ baby, everybody poops.
He’s as clean as a whistle.
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
He’s as clean as a whistle.
They grow up so fast.
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
They grow up so fast.
Special delivery. Do I have to sign for that?
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Special delivery. Do I have to sign for that?
This widdle guy just fudged his Huggies.
December 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This widdle guy just fudged his Huggies.
Who wants this big boy to suckle their titties?
December 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Who wants this big boy to suckle their titties?
Now this is what I call a Manchild.
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Now this is what I call a Manchild.
This big fella sure does love his Pooh.
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This big fella sure does love his Pooh.
Even big boys still like to get pampered.
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Even big boys still like to get pampered.
Have anyone else noticed that Dude Wipes and baby wipes are essentially the same thing?
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Have anyone else noticed that Dude Wipes and baby wipes are essentially the same thing?
While enduring some dude I barely knew at a Xmas party, go on about all the marathons he ran this year, I thought of this old sketch I made of the Pleasure Isl. annual running of the donks. Did he notice me faintly smiling at the notion of him being chased by some of the locals?
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
While enduring some dude I barely knew at a Xmas party, go on about all the marathons he ran this year, I thought of this old sketch I made of the Pleasure Isl. annual running of the donks. Did he notice me faintly smiling at the notion of him being chased by some of the locals?
It’s always nice to spot a familiar face like @mrkristofer.bsky.social when I visit Pleasure Island. Here he is welcoming party boys with complimentary cigars. Although between you and me, I’m not sure whether he is management or livestock.
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It’s always nice to spot a familiar face like @mrkristofer.bsky.social when I visit Pleasure Island. Here he is welcoming party boys with complimentary cigars. Although between you and me, I’m not sure whether he is management or livestock.
Business is a-boomin’ for veterinarians south of the border who run back alley clinics that specialize in tail removal and ear docking for gringos who’ve had a change of heart about their Pleasure Island makeover. Some even offer surgeries to remove their indiscreet equine penises.
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Business is a-boomin’ for veterinarians south of the border who run back alley clinics that specialize in tail removal and ear docking for gringos who’ve had a change of heart about their Pleasure Island makeover. Some even offer surgeries to remove their indiscreet equine penises.
Brad’s fiancée, Tiffany, did not approve of the Pleasure Island makeover he got on his bachelor party weekend getaway. As soon as she saw him get off the plane with his sassy donk ears and baggy, bulging sweatpants, she called off the wedding and abandoned him at Animal Control.
December 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Brad’s fiancée, Tiffany, did not approve of the Pleasure Island makeover he got on his bachelor party weekend getaway. As soon as she saw him get off the plane with his sassy donk ears and baggy, bulging sweatpants, she called off the wedding and abandoned him at Animal Control.
“You’ve got tail” - now there’s the title of a romantic comedy I’d go see. Well, maybe it’s not everyone’s idea of romantic, but it is mine. I heard that at its premiere at Cannes, the leading “man” lifted his tail and took a big ol’ donkey dump on the red carpet.
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“You’ve got tail” - now there’s the title of a romantic comedy I’d go see. Well, maybe it’s not everyone’s idea of romantic, but it is mine. I heard that at its premiere at Cannes, the leading “man” lifted his tail and took a big ol’ donkey dump on the red carpet.
This year I hope Santa brings my precious Scoot a flea collar. He always gets infested when he’s had one of his playdates with Flapjack.
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This year I hope Santa brings my precious Scoot a flea collar. He always gets infested when he’s had one of his playdates with Flapjack.
Scoot loves Xmas with his whole doggy heart. He hopes Santa knows what a good boy he’s been this whole year.
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Scoot loves Xmas with his whole doggy heart. He hopes Santa knows what a good boy he’s been this whole year.
I know some of you would like to have Santa drop one of his yule logs down your chimney.
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I know some of you would like to have Santa drop one of his yule logs down your chimney.
Santa’s Elves are crack reindeer wranglers who know how to push the animals to their limits.
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Santa’s Elves are crack reindeer wranglers who know how to push the animals to their limits.
Even though they have miles on them, smart shoppers know that used reindeer are a great bargain.
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Even though they have miles on them, smart shoppers know that used reindeer are a great bargain.