Rob Clarke
@robclarke00.bsky.social
Artist and Master of Scoot, the world’s sweetest all-American doggy. Scoot wants to show the world how happy he is being a dog, and how he doesn’t miss his old hum-drum life on two legs one bit.
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Rob Clarke
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· Jul 1
So here’s my idea for the opening credits of the Scoot and Master Show. I wonder what network I should pitch it to? ESPN, Animal Planet, BET? I hope someone picks it up ― after all, Scoot works for doggy treats and for me it’s a labor of puppy love.
Expensive helper monkeys became unnecessary about a year ago when the AI pup sitter shock collar came on the market. It’s no substitute for a flesh-and-blood master, but when I treat myself to an occasional afternoon at the day spa, I like to be Scoot-free.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Expensive helper monkeys became unnecessary about a year ago when the AI pup sitter shock collar came on the market. It’s no substitute for a flesh-and-blood master, but when I treat myself to an occasional afternoon at the day spa, I like to be Scoot-free.
It’s hard to believe I used to depict Scoot with an unlocked penis and sometimes even sporting an erection. What was I thinking? I’m surprised I didn’t name him Rocket because of his big, red doggy boner. He’s so much happier with that nasty part of his body under lock and key.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s hard to believe I used to depict Scoot with an unlocked penis and sometimes even sporting an erection. What was I thinking? I’m surprised I didn’t name him Rocket because of his big, red doggy boner. He’s so much happier with that nasty part of his body under lock and key.
Sergeant DeShawn doesn’t own Ranger; Ranger is the property of the Sergeant’s K9 Unit. Fortunately, because Ranger is the kind of dog that bonds to just one person, when the Sergeant takes his early retirement, he’ll have the option of purchasing his trusty K9 partner outright.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sergeant DeShawn doesn’t own Ranger; Ranger is the property of the Sergeant’s K9 Unit. Fortunately, because Ranger is the kind of dog that bonds to just one person, when the Sergeant takes his early retirement, he’ll have the option of purchasing his trusty K9 partner outright.
I suspect my sweet Scoot is being excluded from the pantheon of famous cartoon canines just because I depict him with genitals. I think having his penis locked securely in a cage is enough of a sacrifice for propriety. Scoot just wouldn't be Scoot without his big, swinging balls.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I suspect my sweet Scoot is being excluded from the pantheon of famous cartoon canines just because I depict him with genitals. I think having his penis locked securely in a cage is enough of a sacrifice for propriety. Scoot just wouldn't be Scoot without his big, swinging balls.
Ranger works up a mighty thirst when he’s being put through his paces by Sergeant DeShawn. He knows that if he achieves the target set for him, he’ll be rewarded with a taste of his Handler. To Ranger, there is no liquid more refreshing than DeShawn’s urine fresh from the source.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Ranger works up a mighty thirst when he’s being put through his paces by Sergeant DeShawn. He knows that if he achieves the target set for him, he’ll be rewarded with a taste of his Handler. To Ranger, there is no liquid more refreshing than DeShawn’s urine fresh from the source.
An active dog like Ranger needs to be constantly occupied. He’s not like a certain other lazy animal I know who is content spending the whole afternoon basking his fat, stinky balls in a sunbeam. Mind you, Ranger does seem rather high-maintenance.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
An active dog like Ranger needs to be constantly occupied. He’s not like a certain other lazy animal I know who is content spending the whole afternoon basking his fat, stinky balls in a sunbeam. Mind you, Ranger does seem rather high-maintenance.
I wonder what the boys are dreaming of. I bet for Sgt. DeShawn it’s having a meal with a pretty lady, and for Ranger it’s simply being praised by his handler. It’s hard to believe this peaceful-looking duo strikes terror in antisocial types who can’t accept the K9 lifestyle.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I wonder what the boys are dreaming of. I bet for Sgt. DeShawn it’s having a meal with a pretty lady, and for Ranger it’s simply being praised by his handler. It’s hard to believe this peaceful-looking duo strikes terror in antisocial types who can’t accept the K9 lifestyle.
Sgt. DeShawn equips Ranger with night vision goggles and uses a drone when he’s tracking down a tail-denier that’s hiding in the woods on the outskirts of town. There's still a few anti-socials who can’t accept the fact that the world is a better place with certain types of men living on all fours.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sgt. DeShawn equips Ranger with night vision goggles and uses a drone when he’s tracking down a tail-denier that’s hiding in the woods on the outskirts of town. There's still a few anti-socials who can’t accept the fact that the world is a better place with certain types of men living on all fours.
Sometimes Ranger wears a radio collar when his Handler needs to have extra control over him on special missions. It’s all very hush-hush, but rest assured it always results in some gang of woof refusers being sent to the Rescue Society for treatment.
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sometimes Ranger wears a radio collar when his Handler needs to have extra control over him on special missions. It’s all very hush-hush, but rest assured it always results in some gang of woof refusers being sent to the Rescue Society for treatment.
Ranger is so well trained that he won’t touch his kibble until he’s given the command to do so from his Handler. This is so unlike my Scoot, who inhales his food as soon as it appears. Imagine how much work it took to get this level of control over one of these hungry boys.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ranger is so well trained that he won’t touch his kibble until he’s given the command to do so from his Handler. This is so unlike my Scoot, who inhales his food as soon as it appears. Imagine how much work it took to get this level of control over one of these hungry boys.
Ranger’s T-1000 Dog Tail is a fiendishly clever device with an AI in it that extends Sergeant DeShawn’s control over him. I’ve heard that it is like burying a second brain in a dog's innards. A brain that never sleeps or rests and ensures the animal executes precision commands.
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ranger’s T-1000 Dog Tail is a fiendishly clever device with an AI in it that extends Sergeant DeShawn’s control over him. I’ve heard that it is like burying a second brain in a dog's innards. A brain that never sleeps or rests and ensures the animal executes precision commands.
I just saw this recruitment poster at the dog groomer’s I take Scoot to. (Every month, he has his Mohawk freshened and his anal gland expressed.) I get such peace of mind knowing that the K9 Unit is keeping our community safe from all those anti-barkers and tail deniers out there.
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I just saw this recruitment poster at the dog groomer’s I take Scoot to. (Every month, he has his Mohawk freshened and his anal gland expressed.) I get such peace of mind knowing that the K9 Unit is keeping our community safe from all those anti-barkers and tail deniers out there.
I see my Netflix series based on Ranger and his Master being like an updated Starsky & Hutch, or better yet, Turner & Hooch. (Maybe I need more up-to-date references for my pitch.) In every episode, the dynamic duo gets their ‘man’ to make the world a more ‘dog-friendly’ place.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I see my Netflix series based on Ranger and his Master being like an updated Starsky & Hutch, or better yet, Turner & Hooch. (Maybe I need more up-to-date references for my pitch.) In every episode, the dynamic duo gets their ‘man’ to make the world a more ‘dog-friendly’ place.
Look who’s back in town —it’s Ranger! His Master must have taken him out on some top-secret mission, making sure our town is safe from anti-K9 types who can’t accept life on all fours.
What do you think of the new ‘stache he’s sporting? Personally, I think it’s rather fetching.
What do you think of the new ‘stache he’s sporting? Personally, I think it’s rather fetching.
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Look who’s back in town —it’s Ranger! His Master must have taken him out on some top-secret mission, making sure our town is safe from anti-K9 types who can’t accept life on all fours.
What do you think of the new ‘stache he’s sporting? Personally, I think it’s rather fetching.
What do you think of the new ‘stache he’s sporting? Personally, I think it’s rather fetching.
Dudes, be careful when selecting your Halloween costume this year - make sure that your mask has a label that clearly says it’s removable. You don’t want to end up being pumpkin-headed like this unfortunate doofus.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dudes, be careful when selecting your Halloween costume this year - make sure that your mask has a label that clearly says it’s removable. You don’t want to end up being pumpkin-headed like this unfortunate doofus.
Dudes, take this as a cautionary tale not to be stingy in your Halloween treat-giving. If you are, you might get your eggs deviled. Last year, several daddies in my neighborhood had their candies snatched.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dudes, take this as a cautionary tale not to be stingy in your Halloween treat-giving. If you are, you might get your eggs deviled. Last year, several daddies in my neighborhood had their candies snatched.
Did I ever tell you about the time years and years ago I was in a show at the Tom of Finland House in LA and got a leather make-over? For one magical evening I felt like Cinderella at the ball. Sadly, when the clock struck 5 AM I turned back to my mousey self.
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time years and years ago I was in a show at the Tom of Finland House in LA and got a leather make-over? For one magical evening I felt like Cinderella at the ball. Sadly, when the clock struck 5 AM I turned back to my mousey self.
Scoot knows where I’ve buried all the bodies. Years ago, I thought about making clones of my doggy to sell to his fans overseas. Unfortunately, Scoot’s synthetic litter-mates were like pale photocopies of photocopies of photocopies, and I ended up scrapping the project.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Scoot knows where I’ve buried all the bodies. Years ago, I thought about making clones of my doggy to sell to his fans overseas. Unfortunately, Scoot’s synthetic litter-mates were like pale photocopies of photocopies of photocopies, and I ended up scrapping the project.
For me, this old drawing from the early 00s is fairly normal — just a big ol’ dude jerking off in a graveyard. (I think the face is stolen from a TOF drawing.) Future art historians might attribute it to me because “Mother” is written on the headstone.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
For me, this old drawing from the early 00s is fairly normal — just a big ol’ dude jerking off in a graveyard. (I think the face is stolen from a TOF drawing.) Future art historians might attribute it to me because “Mother” is written on the headstone.
I still can't believe that an actual publisher chose to turn this dark fucked up image of mine into a birthday card. I think they went out of business.
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I still can't believe that an actual publisher chose to turn this dark fucked up image of mine into a birthday card. I think they went out of business.
Prince Charming here used to be so proud of his big muscular body, so seeing his reaction to a witch’s handiwork in a conveniently placed mirror is a high-fucking-sterical. Although she’s left him his penis she has turned it green,warty and no doubt giving off a stinky discharge.
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Prince Charming here used to be so proud of his big muscular body, so seeing his reaction to a witch’s handiwork in a conveniently placed mirror is a high-fucking-sterical. Although she’s left him his penis she has turned it green,warty and no doubt giving off a stinky discharge.
Did you know that Scoot has his own Discord channel where you can see all the artwork about him and his doggy pals and chat with his Master?
discord.gg/twW65TKT5A
discord.gg/twW65TKT5A
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Did you know that Scoot has his own Discord channel where you can see all the artwork about him and his doggy pals and chat with his Master?
discord.gg/twW65TKT5A
discord.gg/twW65TKT5A
Spooky season makes me think of this video I made last year - a self-portrait as a Scooby Doo villain.
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Spooky season makes me think of this video I made last year - a self-portrait as a Scooby Doo villain.
Scoot loves getting lots of candy when we go trick-or-treating. Unfortunately, candy corn gives him a rumbly tummy, Tootsie Rolls make him constipated, and I have to be careful he doesn't gobble down chocolate bar wrappers. (I know, I know, dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate.)
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Scoot loves getting lots of candy when we go trick-or-treating. Unfortunately, candy corn gives him a rumbly tummy, Tootsie Rolls make him constipated, and I have to be careful he doesn't gobble down chocolate bar wrappers. (I know, I know, dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate.)
To my big, strong Scoot, the nighttime world outside my gate can be a terrifying place filled with cats, raccoons, and young ruffians - never mind anything supernatural, like the spirits of dogs who got sent to that farm upstate because they displeased their Masters.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
To my big, strong Scoot, the nighttime world outside my gate can be a terrifying place filled with cats, raccoons, and young ruffians - never mind anything supernatural, like the spirits of dogs who got sent to that farm upstate because they displeased their Masters.