Rob Christianson
@robchristianson.bsky.social
Freelance Designer / Illustrator & podcaster
Star Wars Cantina Trivia - https://bit.ly/4n1YwCT
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Merch: http://newcreationsbyjen.com/weeklywheelnews
Business Inquiries: rob.christianson@gmail.com
Star Wars Cantina Trivia - https://bit.ly/4n1YwCT
They Might Be Darkfriends - http://bit.ly/42Ep2uO
Merch: http://newcreationsbyjen.com/weeklywheelnews
Business Inquiries: rob.christianson@gmail.com
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Art Director & Senior Visual Designer
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Experienced graphic designer, art director, creative director w/ 27 yrs exp at ad agencies, marketing, web, UI/UX, video editing, motion graphics and animation, digital marketing (web, email, social), infographics & ebooks AND illustration #FORHIRE
robchristianson.wordpress.com/portfolio/
robchristianson.wordpress.com/portfolio/
Up to ch22 in Dune. House Harkonnen sucks. Also, the Baron is super creepy and is probably in the Trump-Epstein files.
February 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Up to ch22 in Dune. House Harkonnen sucks. Also, the Baron is super creepy and is probably in the Trump-Epstein files.
CR: Dune.
🌵🪱🗡️
Never read it before.
🌵🪱🗡️
Never read it before.
February 15, 2026 at 5:12 AM
CR: Dune.
🌵🪱🗡️
Never read it before.
🌵🪱🗡️
Never read it before.
Reposted by Rob Christianson
Y’all see this Grolm concept art?? 😍
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Y’all see this Grolm concept art?? 😍
Also, older multiplayer games should have NPCs (as other players) in MMO mode, in case you get into the game long after it was popular, so you can still play real time but not in a ghost town - great for late adopters.
And more games should have a "previously on..." recap to remind you wtf was going on when you last played 6 months ago
More games should have a cowardly baby mode. More games should let me suffer less consequences for dying or mistakes. Should have a "I just want the story" mode. Games should not pride themselves on "look how difficult we are".
I'm bad at video games and I wanna experience the good stories too :c
I'm bad at video games and I wanna experience the good stories too :c
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Also, older multiplayer games should have NPCs (as other players) in MMO mode, in case you get into the game long after it was popular, so you can still play real time but not in a ghost town - great for late adopters.
Don’t tell my typography instructors that I’m over here faking italics… 🫣
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Don’t tell my typography instructors that I’m over here faking italics… 🫣
Psst. Wolfman’s got nards. Pass it on.
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Psst. Wolfman’s got nards. Pass it on.
Hello, world. Let’s be awesome today!
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Hello, world. Let’s be awesome today!
Reposted by Rob Christianson
Are you an artist interested in creating art for @magic.wizards.com?
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
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Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
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Freelance Art Submissions | Wizards of the Coast
Are you an aspiring Wizards of the Coast artist? Submit your portfolio today for review by our art directors!
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February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Are you an artist interested in creating art for @magic.wizards.com?
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
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Reposted by Rob Christianson
I'm not partial to the martial
Or the plutocrats, in their beaver hats
And the fascists have the outfits
But I don't care for the outfits
What I care about is music
And the communists have the music!! 🎶
youtu.be/vvCGZEqk8Ak?...
Or the plutocrats, in their beaver hats
And the fascists have the outfits
But I don't care for the outfits
What I care about is music
And the communists have the music!! 🎶
youtu.be/vvCGZEqk8Ak?...
They Might Be Giants - The Communists Have the Music (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I'm not partial to the martial
Or the plutocrats, in their beaver hats
And the fascists have the outfits
But I don't care for the outfits
What I care about is music
And the communists have the music!! 🎶
youtu.be/vvCGZEqk8Ak?...
Or the plutocrats, in their beaver hats
And the fascists have the outfits
But I don't care for the outfits
What I care about is music
And the communists have the music!! 🎶
youtu.be/vvCGZEqk8Ak?...
It’s going to be okay… theoatmeal.com/comics/plane
It's going to be okay. - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about a plane crash.
theoatmeal.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:33 AM
It’s going to be okay… theoatmeal.com/comics/plane
REMATCH TO COME!!!! Wooohoooooooo
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
REMATCH TO COME!!!! Wooohoooooooo
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I’m starting a new role on Monday! Rob the Designer is BACK, BABY!!!
a man and a woman in a kitchen with the words " i 'm back baby "
Alt: a man and a woman in a kitchen with the words " i 'm back baby "
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January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I’m starting a new role on Monday! Rob the Designer is BACK, BABY!!!
Gee, Thanks PayPal… I feel You were a little too excited about giving me 19 cents.
January 12, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Gee, Thanks PayPal… I feel You were a little too excited about giving me 19 cents.
My latest design project, the vinyl release of Bundle Of Hiss’ SESSIONS album is out! BOH were the “grandfathers of grunge”, helping to pioneer the Seattle Sound between 1986-1988. I designed their original CD back in 2001. 🤘
January 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
My latest design project, the vinyl release of Bundle Of Hiss’ SESSIONS album is out! BOH were the “grandfathers of grunge”, helping to pioneer the Seattle Sound between 1986-1988. I designed their original CD back in 2001. 🤘
You Rebel Scum!
Show off your allegiance with my Star Wars fan designs available at www.newcreationsbyjen.com/products/sta...
#starwars
Show off your allegiance with my Star Wars fan designs available at www.newcreationsbyjen.com/products/sta...
#starwars
Star Wars Rebel Scum - Colors as shown
Unisex blend shirt - True to SizeFabric:4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singlesAsh is 99% combed ringspun cotton, 1% polyesterAthletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed ringspun co...
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January 7, 2026 at 7:03 AM
You Rebel Scum!
Show off your allegiance with my Star Wars fan designs available at www.newcreationsbyjen.com/products/sta...
#starwars
Show off your allegiance with my Star Wars fan designs available at www.newcreationsbyjen.com/products/sta...
#starwars
As much as I would love a new adaptation of The Dark Tower, King fans, don’t get your hopes up. Flanagan pitched a 5 season plan + 2 movies to Amazon… but @primevideo.bsky.social will likely cancel it after season 3 and you’ll never get an ending.
January 7, 2026 at 6:41 AM
As much as I would love a new adaptation of The Dark Tower, King fans, don’t get your hopes up. Flanagan pitched a 5 season plan + 2 movies to Amazon… but @primevideo.bsky.social will likely cancel it after season 3 and you’ll never get an ending.
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
When you’ve been a TMBG fan since high school and your grandkids are watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse @tmbg.bsky.social
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
When you’ve been a TMBG fan since high school and your grandkids are watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse @tmbg.bsky.social
We’re ready!! 57 mins and counting #strangerThings5
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
We’re ready!! 57 mins and counting #strangerThings5
I'M STILL CHANNELING - A Wheel of Time Parody by Rob Christianson for WOT Idol 2024
YouTube video by WWNtv
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Rob Christianson
And Tiny Tim son-son Cratchitt, legless of London, who could NOT die, wore white on the day he was to kill a king
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, knew that though there were neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time that this was, nevertheless, a beginning
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, left from the Grey Havens and sailed to the undying lands.
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And Tiny Tim son-son Cratchitt, legless of London, who could NOT die, wore white on the day he was to kill a king