gourdgotten_roads
@roadsforgotten.bsky.social
🔞 MDNI | he/him | 30+ | cursed memes and audio shitposts
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having a crush not in the romantic sense but in the hydraulic press sense
MY PICKLED CABBAGE ENDED UP CRUNCHY LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
MY PICKLED CABBAGE ENDED UP CRUNCHY LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Just had the middest mac n cheese of my life, AMA
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just had the middest mac n cheese of my life, AMA
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
yeah that makes sense
yeah that makes sense
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
yeah that makes sense
yeah that makes sense
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pet play but it's me intently staring at the space just beyond with my pupils fully dilated, remaining unresponsive to anything you say
Pet play but its me climbing the Christmas tree and shattering the nice baubles.
pet play but it’s you scrambling under the bed and refusing to come out two minutes before your vet appointment
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
pet play but it's me intently staring at the space just beyond with my pupils fully dilated, remaining unresponsive to anything you say
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There is probably very little interest, but I wanted to do *something* for reaching 2k followers. AMA round 2 🥹
forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...
forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...
Ellie 2k AMA
forms.gle
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There is probably very little interest, but I wanted to do *something* for reaching 2k followers. AMA round 2 🥹
forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...
forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...
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Ovulating! At The Laundromat
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ovulating! At The Laundromat
tonight we anger god with the baja blast tri-berry cobbler. under heaven and earth he forbids no evil and we are about to prove it
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
tonight we anger god with the baja blast tri-berry cobbler. under heaven and earth he forbids no evil and we are about to prove it
praying to Krishna for a change of scenery only to have this image immediately and indelibly seared into my mind’s eye
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
praying to Krishna for a change of scenery only to have this image immediately and indelibly seared into my mind’s eye
in honor of the passing of Dick Cheney I am deploying the following image. please be respectful in this trying time 😔
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
in honor of the passing of Dick Cheney I am deploying the following image. please be respectful in this trying time 😔
tis the season of the gourd. pies was never an option
(massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)
(massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
tis the season of the gourd. pies was never an option
(massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)
(massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)
just looked at my phone assuming it was like 11pm and it’s 6 fucking 26
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
just looked at my phone assuming it was like 11pm and it’s 6 fucking 26
most difficult game in the series by far
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
most difficult game in the series by far
they should add an option that superimposes the harrison-ford-with-the-enthusiasm-of-a-molasses narration from the blade runner theatrical cut onto any movie. no, not new bored harrison ford narration that fits the movie you’re watching. the original narration with zero changes
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
they should add an option that superimposes the harrison-ford-with-the-enthusiasm-of-a-molasses narration from the blade runner theatrical cut onto any movie. no, not new bored harrison ford narration that fits the movie you’re watching. the original narration with zero changes
JUST MADE PUMPKIN BREAD AND IT’S FLUFFY AS FUCK
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
JUST MADE PUMPKIN BREAD AND IT’S FLUFFY AS FUCK
much debate on the skyline these days. “I would never date an oomf.” “I wouldn’t even consider it unless they’re hot.” I want to make my position clear: I would marry every single one of my oomfs, except for the inveterate bastards. which, due to the nature of my tweets, is 100% of them
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
much debate on the skyline these days. “I would never date an oomf.” “I wouldn’t even consider it unless they’re hot.” I want to make my position clear: I would marry every single one of my oomfs, except for the inveterate bastards. which, due to the nature of my tweets, is 100% of them
reading dandadan because I feel too mentally stable & I’m not whiplashing between the poles of “it’s never been this over” and “we’ve never been this back” often enough
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
reading dandadan because I feel too mentally stable & I’m not whiplashing between the poles of “it’s never been this over” and “we’ve never been this back” often enough
“get thee behind me” - things you can say to Satan AND the girl pegging you
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“get thee behind me” - things you can say to Satan AND the girl pegging you
10 games to get to know me
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
10 games to get to know me
all my apes 404’d
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
all my apes 404’d
We had “name 8 musicians to describe your taste” recently. But what I really wanna know is: which 8 authors describe your taste?
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We had “name 8 musicians to describe your taste” recently. But what I really wanna know is: which 8 authors describe your taste?
go on a date, have a lovely time and a great dinner, go back to his place, he nuts in you. turns out, whole time? the dude was fake. he did not exist. he didn’t even nut in you. it was mayo
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
go on a date, have a lovely time and a great dinner, go back to his place, he nuts in you. turns out, whole time? the dude was fake. he did not exist. he didn’t even nut in you. it was mayo
hey y’all how do I short a bank. this is an urgent question
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
hey y’all how do I short a bank. this is an urgent question
Silksong animated series with no name actors for almost every role and Dame Judi Dench for Ass Jim
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Silksong animated series with no name actors for almost every role and Dame Judi Dench for Ass Jim