forgotten_roads
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having a crush not in the romantic sense but in the hydraulic press sense
my thoughts on mercy (2026)
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
my thoughts on mercy (2026)
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Reposting perhaps the most important shitpost audio I’ve ever made, especially in light of current events: goblins with huge asses, by paperback paradise
It has goblins. They have huge asses. If you aren’t already clicking the link then idk what to say
youtu.be/AX9QW-tN9hk?...
It has goblins. They have huge asses. If you aren’t already clicking the link then idk what to say
youtu.be/AX9QW-tN9hk?...
goblins with huge asses
YouTube video by forgotten_roads
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Reposting perhaps the most important shitpost audio I’ve ever made, especially in light of current events: goblins with huge asses, by paperback paradise
It has goblins. They have huge asses. If you aren’t already clicking the link then idk what to say
youtu.be/AX9QW-tN9hk?...
It has goblins. They have huge asses. If you aren’t already clicking the link then idk what to say
youtu.be/AX9QW-tN9hk?...
Reposting perhaps the most important shitpost audio I’ve ever made, especially in light of current events: goblins with huge asses, by paperback paradise
It has goblins. They have huge asses. If you aren’t already clicking the link then idk what to say
youtu.be/AX9QW-tN9hk?...
It has goblins. They have huge asses. If you aren’t already clicking the link then idk what to say
youtu.be/AX9QW-tN9hk?...
goblins with huge asses
YouTube video by forgotten_roads
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Reposting perhaps the most important shitpost audio I’ve ever made, especially in light of current events: goblins with huge asses, by paperback paradise
It has goblins. They have huge asses. If you aren’t already clicking the link then idk what to say
youtu.be/AX9QW-tN9hk?...
It has goblins. They have huge asses. If you aren’t already clicking the link then idk what to say
youtu.be/AX9QW-tN9hk?...
naming her dominos delivery in my phone bc I call her up every time I wanna eat
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
naming her dominos delivery in my phone bc I call her up every time I wanna eat
GDQ host, trying to hype up an upcoming bonus boss fight with a pun: come on everyone, let’s get those donations in so we can see the egg salamander get CRACKED!
Me: I don’t think you can show that on twitch dot tv
Me: I don’t think you can show that on twitch dot tv
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
GDQ host, trying to hype up an upcoming bonus boss fight with a pun: come on everyone, let’s get those donations in so we can see the egg salamander get CRACKED!
Me: I don’t think you can show that on twitch dot tv
Me: I don’t think you can show that on twitch dot tv
fine, fine, fine, I’ll do it too
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
fine, fine, fine, I’ll do it too
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I hate that I have to do this, but work has only been scheduling me 2 days a week for the past few months. I was hoping it'd change after the holidays, but it hasn't. I've set up a kofi goal if you're able to help with rent until I finish school and find a stable job soon!
ko-fi.com/itsteacuptim...
ko-fi.com/itsteacuptim...
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January 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I hate that I have to do this, but work has only been scheduling me 2 days a week for the past few months. I was hoping it'd change after the holidays, but it hasn't. I've set up a kofi goal if you're able to help with rent until I finish school and find a stable job soon!
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carry on Homer Simpson
Maggie Lisa Hans Moleman
Moe Szyslak and Marge and Ned
Mr. Burns and Bart
*guitar solo*
Maggie Lisa Hans Moleman
Moe Szyslak and Marge and Ned
Mr. Burns and Bart
*guitar solo*
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
carry on Homer Simpson
Maggie Lisa Hans Moleman
Moe Szyslak and Marge and Ned
Mr. Burns and Bart
*guitar solo*
Maggie Lisa Hans Moleman
Moe Szyslak and Marge and Ned
Mr. Burns and Bart
*guitar solo*
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people these days are more worried about posting HOLE than about posting HOPE. really says a lot about our society 😔
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
people these days are more worried about posting HOLE than about posting HOPE. really says a lot about our society 😔
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized mareep plushie: 😴
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized lucario plushie: 🤨
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized gardevoir plushie:
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized lucario plushie: 🤨
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized gardevoir plushie:
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized mareep plushie: 😴
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized lucario plushie: 🤨
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized gardevoir plushie:
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized lucario plushie: 🤨
me seeing people who want the $400 life sized gardevoir plushie:
Well, I know the one place not to be on march 27 I guess
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Well, I know the one place not to be on march 27 I guess
who up saltin they worm
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
who up saltin they worm
introduce yourself by what almost killed you
hi, I’m hiking (15yo) and getting stuck on a ledge and very intelligently using the trunks of huge trees to make my way back down and landing on my butt and realizing there was a gigantic spiky branch like 2 inches from where I landed.
also a whale
hi, I’m hiking (15yo) and getting stuck on a ledge and very intelligently using the trunks of huge trees to make my way back down and landing on my butt and realizing there was a gigantic spiky branch like 2 inches from where I landed.
also a whale
introduce yourself by what almost killed you: TW!!
hi i’m depression, abusive ex-baby daddy that forced a pregnancy on me then started putting his hands on me, drowning lmao, a single suicide attempt, ED (still struggling with), niggas that can’t take no for an answer.
hi i’m depression, abusive ex-baby daddy that forced a pregnancy on me then started putting his hands on me, drowning lmao, a single suicide attempt, ED (still struggling with), niggas that can’t take no for an answer.
Introduce yourself by what almost killed you:
!!TW!!
Hi I'm drug addiction, 3x overdose, alcoholism, cutting too deep more than once, severe ED, angry men, car accident, suicide attempts, getting dragged out in a rip tide, major depressive disorder, CPTSD & a gun pulled on me.
!!TW!!
Hi I'm drug addiction, 3x overdose, alcoholism, cutting too deep more than once, severe ED, angry men, car accident, suicide attempts, getting dragged out in a rip tide, major depressive disorder, CPTSD & a gun pulled on me.
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
introduce yourself by what almost killed you
hi, I’m hiking (15yo) and getting stuck on a ledge and very intelligently using the trunks of huge trees to make my way back down and landing on my butt and realizing there was a gigantic spiky branch like 2 inches from where I landed.
also a whale
hi, I’m hiking (15yo) and getting stuck on a ledge and very intelligently using the trunks of huge trees to make my way back down and landing on my butt and realizing there was a gigantic spiky branch like 2 inches from where I landed.
also a whale
all of u named Dash are fucking COOKED
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
all of u named Dash are fucking COOKED
getting on my knees to give her the new years kiss she really wants
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
getting on my knees to give her the new years kiss she really wants
roads best posts wrapped 2025. what a fuckin year. in 2026 I vow to post even Worse
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
roads best posts wrapped 2025. what a fuckin year. in 2026 I vow to post even Worse
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December 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in one image
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in one image
i have blocked people over posting annoyingly about shit I like, it truly is not that deep
It doesn't have to be deep at all. Block/mute/unfollow cause you think someone is annoying if you want. Not everyone would get along irl and you don't need to force it online either.
As a person who distances/unfollows/blocks quickly in the AE realm, let me just say, this “Well I know or have heard that this person does weird things, but I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt” mentality completely whooped y’all’s asses this year. Leave that shit in 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i have blocked people over posting annoyingly about shit I like, it truly is not that deep
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the concept of a forehead kiss thru a glory hole. incredible
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the concept of a forehead kiss thru a glory hole. incredible
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Me, regaining consciousness after a 15 hour goonsesh with the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future: you! lad! what day is today? I haven’t missed it, have I?
Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha
Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x
Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha
Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Me, regaining consciousness after a 15 hour goonsesh with the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future: you! lad! what day is today? I haven’t missed it, have I?
Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha
Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x
Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha
Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x
I’d play Russian roulette solitaire with a full chamber if I ever thought something even half this
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’d play Russian roulette solitaire with a full chamber if I ever thought something even half this
unfortunately I already have a tweet for this. I’m gonna fall off the roof and fuccing die
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
unfortunately I already have a tweet for this. I’m gonna fall off the roof and fuccing die
Me, regaining consciousness after a 15 hour goonsesh with the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future: you! lad! what day is today? I haven’t missed it, have I?
Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha
Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x
Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha
Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Me, regaining consciousness after a 15 hour goonsesh with the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future: you! lad! what day is today? I haven’t missed it, have I?
Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha
Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x
Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha
Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x