Ryan
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Ryan
@rmarshall.bsky.social

I get paid to make the internet work.
If you truly believe the rapture was supposed to be today, then you have to entertain the possibility that Jesus looked down at this mess and said:

"You know what? Fuck all y'all."
September 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It's a shakedown.

He got settlements from ABC and CBS to the tune of 30 million dollars combined.

Why wouldn't he keep rolling with it?
He’s not even pretending to have an actual defamation claim. He’s just mad they didn’t endorse him, to the tune of $15 billion.
September 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
How is this not gang violence? Because they're not black or latino?
Huntington Beach, CA - As Patriot Front, Ryan Sanchez and Neo-Nazi groups are leaving they began to pummel one man in a leather jacket, who told me he was there to mourn Kirk but “hated Nazis.”

Attackers include members of the GDL and Robert Wheldon.
September 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
So... It's like white supremacist Biggie vs Tupac?

www.newsweek.com/groyper-char...
What is a 'groyper? What to know about Nick Fuentes' alt-right movement
Fuentes' band of extremist followers take their name from the underbelly of internet meme culture.
www.newsweek.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So if I'm tracking here:

Telemessage scraped all messages it could from devices.
Telemessage sent those unencrypted messages to an insecure server where anyone could get a dump of the Java heap with a get request.
Telemessage becomes aware of the breach in May.
"We are currently clean on OPSEC": The Signalgate Saga (DEFCON 33)
YouTube video by Micah Lee
www.youtube.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Mission Impossible movies are just Fast and Furious for people with mortgages.
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Low hanging fruit.
March 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh dammit. The ESP32 platform is great, but at $2/each, I'm not sure what I expected.

Time to review my firewall rules.

www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
Undocumented backdoor found in Bluetooth chip used by a billion devices
The ubiquitous ESP32 microchip made by Chinese manufacturer Espressif and used by over 1 billion units as of 2023 contains an undocumented backdoor that could be leveraged for attacks.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
March 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The chaos is the point.

If you can influence markets with a post, you can make a LOT of money.

He'll keep doing it until it doesn't work anymore. Which, might be now, looking at the GDP and jobs data.
Trump says Mexico tariffs are paused for any USMCA-compliant goods until April 2nd
March 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Well that's just more efficiency isn't it.

They should further optimize efficiency by ending DOGE entirely and reading GAO reports.
Looks like DOGE just made its first cut
January 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Accidentally left my radio at work and came back to the most #meshtastic nodes I've seen so far.

It's not much, but it beats my previous best of 1.
January 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
2025 in a nutshell.
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Reposted by Ryan
Sums up Elon’s position pretty well.
December 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Huh, so the evidence of child sex trafficking wasn't in a pizza shop, but in the House Judiciary Committee.

I'm sure the Qnuts and grifters who pushed the "groomer" slur will be all over this, right?
Matt Gaetz belongs behind bars.
December 23, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Same energy.
December 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Citizens United in its final form.
It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter
December 19, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I'm guessing the trillions of dollars of Treasury securities in the social security trust fund will somehow cease to exist.
Can he explain how cuts to Social Security and Medicare will help with the national debt?
December 18, 2024 at 6:38 PM
December 11, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Bird's in the fridge. That means ska Xmas music until 12th night.

www.bobskaradio.com/radioxmas/ht...
Now Playing
www.bobskaradio.com
November 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Mexico can't control the flow of drugs across the border: Mexico's fault.

The US can't control the flow of weapons across the border: Somehow also Mexico's fault.
“Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours”
Mexican President Claps Back at Trump Over Tariffs
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum threatened to implement retaliatory tariffs should Trump implement his proposed economic measures against Mexico.
www.rollingstone.com
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Ryan
So true!
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 AM
If I'm not mistaken here, it looks like they took a model 3, lost the steering wheel and a couple of doors, and gave it a cybertruck body. Meanwhile Elon is still pitching the same vaporware he's been working on for a decade now.

There's a reason why Waymo is real and this isn't.
c'mon
it is not here
October 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Badmouthing Taylor Swift in the morning and getting shot at that afternoon.

Coincidence? Maybe. But I'm not gonna find out.
September 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The Swifties sleeper cell has been activated and now he's chosen to radicalize them. Ok.
September 15, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Trumpism could possibly be finished because of their own spoiler candidate and I can't think of a more fitting end for this cavalcade of idiots.
RFK Jr. won't be able to remove himself from ballots in Michigan and Wisconsin
Election officials in the two swing states confirm that Kennedy's name will remain on their ballots despite his decision to drop out and back Trump.
www.nbcnews.com
August 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM