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PR Professional. Former English student. BA (Hons). Writer. Islander & Haligonian. BPR. Shakespeare. Lover of humour. MPR. Randomness guaranteed. Also, poptarts.
Honestly, I haven’t been this invested in a public showdown since Serena van der Woodsen crashed Blair Waldorf’s Kiss on the Lips party back in 2007
Xoxo
Gossip Girl
Xoxo
Gossip Girl
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Honestly, I haven’t been this invested in a public showdown since Serena van der Woodsen crashed Blair Waldorf’s Kiss on the Lips party back in 2007
Xoxo
Gossip Girl
Xoxo
Gossip Girl
Welcome to Halifax - we only drive in squares now
June 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Welcome to Halifax - we only drive in squares now
Who the current US Gov’t believes is problematic:
Canada, Women, Walmart, Mexico, Bruce Springsteen, China, Harvard, Sesame Street, *All countries*, Apple, Education, Parks, Associated Press, Kennedy Centre, FEMA & Taylor Swift
Who the current US Gov’t doesn’t believe is problematic:
Donald Trump
Canada, Women, Walmart, Mexico, Bruce Springsteen, China, Harvard, Sesame Street, *All countries*, Apple, Education, Parks, Associated Press, Kennedy Centre, FEMA & Taylor Swift
Who the current US Gov’t doesn’t believe is problematic:
Donald Trump
May 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Who the current US Gov’t believes is problematic:
Canada, Women, Walmart, Mexico, Bruce Springsteen, China, Harvard, Sesame Street, *All countries*, Apple, Education, Parks, Associated Press, Kennedy Centre, FEMA & Taylor Swift
Who the current US Gov’t doesn’t believe is problematic:
Donald Trump
Canada, Women, Walmart, Mexico, Bruce Springsteen, China, Harvard, Sesame Street, *All countries*, Apple, Education, Parks, Associated Press, Kennedy Centre, FEMA & Taylor Swift
Who the current US Gov’t doesn’t believe is problematic:
Donald Trump
Hey Nova Scotia Government,
More supply because more people are getting evicted isn’t the flex you think it is.
Do something.
Sincerely,
Nova Scotians
#nspoli
More supply because more people are getting evicted isn’t the flex you think it is.
Do something.
Sincerely,
Nova Scotians
#nspoli
The problem with this govt, if it does not affect them, they don’t care.
Minister has no plans to address so-called fixed-term lease loophole
Jill Balser says her government is focused on increasing the housing supply #NovaScotia #HoustonFail #FailureToHelp
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Minister has no plans to address so-called fixed-term lease loophole
Jill Balser says her government is focused on increasing the housing supply #NovaScotia #HoustonFail #FailureToHelp
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Minister has no plans to address so-called fixed-term lease loophole | CBC News
Nova Scotia’s minister responsible for the Residential Tenancies Act denies her government is providing landlords with a way around the provincial rent cap, but Jill Balser also confirmed Thursday the...
www.cbc.ca
May 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hey Nova Scotia Government,
More supply because more people are getting evicted isn’t the flex you think it is.
Do something.
Sincerely,
Nova Scotians
#nspoli
More supply because more people are getting evicted isn’t the flex you think it is.
Do something.
Sincerely,
Nova Scotians
#nspoli
I feel like tonight is going to last equally as long as trying to finish this game in Grade 5.
But with fewer floppy disks.
And more drinks.
Same amount of stress though.
#canadianelection2025
But with fewer floppy disks.
And more drinks.
Same amount of stress though.
#canadianelection2025
April 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I feel like tonight is going to last equally as long as trying to finish this game in Grade 5.
But with fewer floppy disks.
And more drinks.
Same amount of stress though.
#canadianelection2025
But with fewer floppy disks.
And more drinks.
Same amount of stress though.
#canadianelection2025
My parents are buying a new bed and want to move to the (bigger) guest room in my childhood home and I’ve tried to explain that this will likely change the dynamic of the house, the whole family, and probably, also, the world.
In other news, it appears I may not adapt well to change.
In other news, it appears I may not adapt well to change.
April 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My parents are buying a new bed and want to move to the (bigger) guest room in my childhood home and I’ve tried to explain that this will likely change the dynamic of the house, the whole family, and probably, also, the world.
In other news, it appears I may not adapt well to change.
In other news, it appears I may not adapt well to change.
The best part about Dartmouth Crossing is seeing exactly where you want to go but not knowing which combination of roads, lanes and turns can get you there #halisky
April 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The best part about Dartmouth Crossing is seeing exactly where you want to go but not knowing which combination of roads, lanes and turns can get you there #halisky
He’s going to use Wite-Out on the parts he doesn’t like, isn’t he?
March 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
He’s going to use Wite-Out on the parts he doesn’t like, isn’t he?
Just trying to craft a timeline here.
Is the US in book seven of Harry Potter, Book three of the Hunger Games or the last chapters of the Handmaid’s Tale?
It’s all of them isn’t it?
Is the US in book seven of Harry Potter, Book three of the Hunger Games or the last chapters of the Handmaid’s Tale?
It’s all of them isn’t it?
February 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Just trying to craft a timeline here.
Is the US in book seven of Harry Potter, Book three of the Hunger Games or the last chapters of the Handmaid’s Tale?
It’s all of them isn’t it?
Is the US in book seven of Harry Potter, Book three of the Hunger Games or the last chapters of the Handmaid’s Tale?
It’s all of them isn’t it?
The best thing about an English degree is the hours you spend perfecting an analysis on a book you are researching from 1534 just to get a ‘no’ from your professor.
February 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The best thing about an English degree is the hours you spend perfecting an analysis on a book you are researching from 1534 just to get a ‘no’ from your professor.
We know. We don’t. We’re sorry too. Come visit. Bring orange juice.
Dear Canadian & Mexican friends,
I didn't vote for this. Don't hate me. And I'm sorry.
I didn't vote for this. Don't hate me. And I'm sorry.
February 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
We know. We don’t. We’re sorry too. Come visit. Bring orange juice.
Canadians going into February after collectively coming together as a country to address the US tariffs.
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a field .
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a field .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Canadians going into February after collectively coming together as a country to address the US tariffs.
Trump Administration:
‘We are going to build houses’
Americans *sign of relief*
‘That is wonderful news - housing is desperately needed for…’
Trump Administration *interrupting*:
‘In Guantanamo Bay’
Americans:
…
‘We are going to build houses’
Americans *sign of relief*
‘That is wonderful news - housing is desperately needed for…’
Trump Administration *interrupting*:
‘In Guantanamo Bay’
Americans:
…
Donald Trump will be building housing for migrants in Guantanamo Bay, a federal judge slapped down the White House in court, and more in today's evening news update. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
Trump Will House Migrants In Guantanamo Bay | Evening News Update
Donald Trump will be building housing for migrants in Guantanamo Bay, a federal judge slapped down the White House in court, and more.
open.substack.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trump Administration:
‘We are going to build houses’
Americans *sign of relief*
‘That is wonderful news - housing is desperately needed for…’
Trump Administration *interrupting*:
‘In Guantanamo Bay’
Americans:
…
‘We are going to build houses’
Americans *sign of relief*
‘That is wonderful news - housing is desperately needed for…’
Trump Administration *interrupting*:
‘In Guantanamo Bay’
Americans:
…
Can she limit his access to *waves hand aimlessly* … everyone else too? #uspoli
Dominic Michael Tripi
@DMichaelTripi
BREAKING: President Donald Trump's Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has reportedly limited Elon Musk's direct access to the President.
@DMichaelTripi
BREAKING: President Donald Trump's Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has reportedly limited Elon Musk's direct access to the President.
January 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Can she limit his access to *waves hand aimlessly* … everyone else too? #uspoli
Living in Halifax is great because everyday you get to decide if it’s the healthcare system, the housing crisis, the cost of food, the traffic, public transportation, or the construction that’s causing your stress, and that’s just a fun little game to play #halisky
January 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Living in Halifax is great because everyday you get to decide if it’s the healthcare system, the housing crisis, the cost of food, the traffic, public transportation, or the construction that’s causing your stress, and that’s just a fun little game to play #halisky
The best part of the hospital construction on Robie is that somedays you only get to be in the left lane, and other days, only the right lane, and other days, a weird hybrid lane that just ends and that’s just whimsicle and fun for everyone #halisky
January 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The best part of the hospital construction on Robie is that somedays you only get to be in the left lane, and other days, only the right lane, and other days, a weird hybrid lane that just ends and that’s just whimsicle and fun for everyone #halisky
Americans downloading the Rednote app by the millions today as a giant F U to their incoming Tik Tok ban is a level of petty I was not prepared for and I am absolutely here for it.
January 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Americans downloading the Rednote app by the millions today as a giant F U to their incoming Tik Tok ban is a level of petty I was not prepared for and I am absolutely here for it.
December 27, -7 degrees:
Mom:
- Do you want to come to the neighbors for a campfire?
Me:
*wearing fuzzy pyjamas, insulated socks, under a heated blanket, drinking tea*
- Absolutely not
Mom:
- Do you want to come to the neighbors for a campfire?
Me:
*wearing fuzzy pyjamas, insulated socks, under a heated blanket, drinking tea*
- Absolutely not
December 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
December 27, -7 degrees:
Mom:
- Do you want to come to the neighbors for a campfire?
Me:
*wearing fuzzy pyjamas, insulated socks, under a heated blanket, drinking tea*
- Absolutely not
Mom:
- Do you want to come to the neighbors for a campfire?
Me:
*wearing fuzzy pyjamas, insulated socks, under a heated blanket, drinking tea*
- Absolutely not
Canada: We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
Also Canada: You’re dressed ridiculously for being in the mountains
Italy and Switzerland: Umm guys…
Also Canada: You’re dressed ridiculously for being in the mountains
Italy and Switzerland: Umm guys…
December 4, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Canada: We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
Also Canada: You’re dressed ridiculously for being in the mountains
Italy and Switzerland: Umm guys…
Also Canada: You’re dressed ridiculously for being in the mountains
Italy and Switzerland: Umm guys…
So what is everyone’s least favourite holiday dessert and why is it anything with raisins in it?
December 3, 2024 at 9:41 PM
So what is everyone’s least favourite holiday dessert and why is it anything with raisins in it?
Every time someone hears ‘Romper, bomper, stomper, boo’
November 28, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Every time someone hears ‘Romper, bomper, stomper, boo’
I’ve been searching for the perfect French Onion soup since moving to Halifax 17 years ago…I found it. My holy grail if soup can be found at Chainyard Cider
November 28, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I’ve been searching for the perfect French Onion soup since moving to Halifax 17 years ago…I found it. My holy grail if soup can be found at Chainyard Cider
Hey Nova Scotia Government,
When is it exactly that I get to zip across the bridge for free, on my way to the hospital, where I don’t have to pay to park, for my appointment (that I got right away) with my new family doctor?
Will it be by Monday? Monday seems good #nspoli
When is it exactly that I get to zip across the bridge for free, on my way to the hospital, where I don’t have to pay to park, for my appointment (that I got right away) with my new family doctor?
Will it be by Monday? Monday seems good #nspoli
November 27, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Hey Nova Scotia Government,
When is it exactly that I get to zip across the bridge for free, on my way to the hospital, where I don’t have to pay to park, for my appointment (that I got right away) with my new family doctor?
Will it be by Monday? Monday seems good #nspoli
When is it exactly that I get to zip across the bridge for free, on my way to the hospital, where I don’t have to pay to park, for my appointment (that I got right away) with my new family doctor?
Will it be by Monday? Monday seems good #nspoli