Jack Bramhall
rizzlerthefifth.bsky.social
Jack Bramhall
@rizzlerthefifth.bsky.social
monster energy
this is why americans will be ruled by fascists for the next century. our lives are historically way too comfortable and asking anyone to sacrifice some of that comfort for the benefit of other people is seen as grievously offensive
This is what happens when you order delivery in DC right now.
August 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
for whatever reason "acab" is conventional wisdom but "fuck the troops" is a step too far for some people
August 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
deliberating whether i want to do one more in the week i have left but here are all my four job fiesta runs this year. when chemist is the job that showed up the most suffice to say my rolls were pretty lucky overall
August 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
its kind of weird that rick and morty is still going. not cause they fired justin, though that is unusual, but because they seemed to use up all their big ideas really early on
August 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
when you're reading To Kill A Mockingbot out loud in class and your page says "cl*nker" on it
August 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A lot of people who claimed they would have hidden Rodney Copperbottom in their attic are now calling chatgpt a "clanker"
August 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
trump isnt going to die of natural causes before the end of his term. hes only 79, if you're a world leader that's nothing. the last US president to die before reaching 90 was nixon.
August 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by Jack Bramhall
We're still looking for commentators and volunteers for the RTA in Japan Summer 2025 English restream!
Volunteer apps close this Saturday, August 2.

Volunteer application: forms.gle/Y7QsuA5sBBEY...
Commentary sign-up: forms.gle/7geeS5ZEQtSw...
English schedule: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
July 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
its honestly a little funny that the best evidence the press has in favor of Zohran the Anti-Semite is 'seemed to equivocate when asked about the word intifada'. pretty good sign when they cant seem to track down a sketchier sounding out of context quote than that
July 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
what's the most well known song to use a TB-303?
My instinct says that it's "Da Funk" but after thinking about it there's a very small but not zero chance it's actually the sword and shield gym leader theme
July 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i cant follow any political accounts on here bc they all keep using words like 'yimby' or 'deliverism' or 'glonzo'
July 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i just found out about "witch finding her cat in the alps", when i first read those words i thought 3 of them were euphemisms
June 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
vance isnt following anyone on blue sky i guess cause race science hasnt popped off yet
June 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
im actually starting to believe that donald trump was never taught what laws there are
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
four job fiesta thread so i have links to screenshots that arent discord links
June 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it bothers me that sam cooke said 'dont know much about geography' instead of 'geometry'
1) it's a perfect rhyme with 'trigonometry'
2) the entire rest of the second verse is math themed ('but i do know one and one is two')
June 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
May 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
from the used game store this week: 2 timeless classics for the PS2 and some shovelware for the gamecube
May 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
if you dont tip your landlord you're a treatler
Take GTA6. That game is going to deliver so much content, that team put in so much work, it will push the industry so far along into new territory, and the ROI for each individual consumer is so unbelievably disproportionate... I'd pay $500 it. I wouldn't think twice.
May 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
HT me baby one more time
May 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i used to (still do) hate this image but then i saw stephen king's weird joke on threads and now i can kind of see where it has some usefulness
May 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by Jack Bramhall
Dear Congress—I know you’re afraid.

But here’s the thing: if you remove him from office, he loses the power to hurt you. You can do that right now. And get a new president who will replace the incompetent cabinet stooges who would seek revenge against you.

Waiting won’t make it easier.
May 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
romphim
April 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM