River Cavy ♿️
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River Cavy ♿️
@rivercavy.bsky.social
Likes Science, science fiction #TheArchers and rodents of various sizes. 🧪🛸🚜🌾🐹🐰

Chronic Illness is part of life. 👨‍🦼‍➡️
EDS, Fibromyalgia, some diabetes, (autism/adhd?) enby/ace (they/she)
Stumbled upon Charlie Kirk faked his own death nonsense.
I wonder if he is disappointed in his martyr status?
February 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“The gun just went off”
Right……..
A U.K. coroner has ruled that the shooting death of 23-year-old Lucy Harrison was an unlawful killing, concluding that her father’s actions amounted to gross negligence manslaughter. The inquest found that he pointed a loaded gun at her while she was visiting his home in Texas. 🧵
Woman, 23, Was Killed by Father After 'Big' Argument About Donald Trump, Inquest Hears
An inquest heard Lucy Harrison had a “big” argument about Donald Trump hours before she was fatally shot by her father at his Texas home in Jan. 2025. A U.K. coroner ruled her killing unlawful and "re...
people.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
All a bit Wickerman…ok Zack may have a point there.
#TheArchers
February 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Since I am only working at your farm for funsies…. I don’t really wanna do jobs I don’t like Tom.
I am up for driving a tractor, digging.

Packing veg boxes is too much like working at Asda.

#TheArchers
February 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I’ve taken against Stella’s brother…. For no reason.

#TheArchers
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
By August there will be invasive running bean problem? #TheArchers
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It’s just occurred to me more women in the USA have been arrested and charged with crimes for having a spontaneous abortion (aka a miscarriage) or actually died of having a miscarriage than pedos arrested in the Trump-Epstein files the FBI / DOJ have had for YEARS!
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Jeers

- where everyone knows your name
Name this shitcom.
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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The Queen meets Lizz Truss.
Two days later Queen Elizabeth died.
Let's hope there's a pattern.
Trump does look frail.
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Any Epstein pedos been arrested yet?
February 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Super tired.
February 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Anyone who owns a watch that costs more than a car is a twat .

#TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I’d forgotten what they had called the beavers.
Was wondering why Justin was eating trees and who the hell is sigourney? #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I’m not sure Ruairi is a mucking out live stock kind of farmer.

He strikes me as more spreadsheets and machines. #TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Blimey Ruairi been dumped by Brine pretty rapidly.
#TheArchers
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Didn’t try this on his OWN desktop I notice.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Was Oprah Winfrey a net bad for the world?
Dr Oz, Dr Phil, John of God, the satanic panic.

An actual “influencer”.
Bit too much influence maybe?
February 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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It’s come to my attention that some brave citizens of the united kingdom have been protesting on our behalf outside a building which is the headquarters of a racist, facist organisation.

Oh wait. It’s outside RNLI headquarters. Fancy demonstrating against volunteers who save lives.
Twats. 😡
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Omg nothing else has moved a mm.
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Ooooh the Du Pont family, the seed of American rot baked in from the beginning.
February 14, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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Sincerely appreciate the public service of a guy with studio foam who is able to do the thing that I’ve only been able to do after shoving a pillow against my mouth bc it really has just Gotten That Bad
I’m still reeling from that Pam Bondi bullshit from yesterday
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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This feels very #2026MMM Valentines to me.
#Possum
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
What are the chances a married couple BOTH thought of the only possible place to go out to in the village for Valentine’s Day?!
Slim to nil?!
#TheArchers
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
So suddenly perverting the course of justice and letting someone else be blamed for
A crime they didn’t commit doesn’t seem so dreadful if you own land? #TheArchers

Is that how it is?
February 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM