awooby
@ritzcuit.bsky.social
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"wrong otp" excuse your face?
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
"wrong otp" excuse your face?
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How hard is it to start a company and just. Run it. Live your life and die. No collecting user data, no mergers, no subscriptions. Just run the fucking thing, sell ur dumb product, get ur bag and shut up.
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
How hard is it to start a company and just. Run it. Live your life and die. No collecting user data, no mergers, no subscriptions. Just run the fucking thing, sell ur dumb product, get ur bag and shut up.
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
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All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
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February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
when the world gets like this all i can do is create art so that i have something to connect to others with besides Reaction emojis
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
when the world gets like this all i can do is create art so that i have something to connect to others with besides Reaction emojis
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I am not going to look for discord alternatives because there are 6000 of them that nobody can agree on i would much rather just make it hell on earth for their PR team until they cave again
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I am not going to look for discord alternatives because there are 6000 of them that nobody can agree on i would much rather just make it hell on earth for their PR team until they cave again
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they don't do id checks on glip. just make a room on zulip. you can make a group chat on cliq. put some stickers on pumble. post your bread pics on voxer and your cat pics on happeo. flirt with people on weavix. discuss your private medical issues on jitsi. enumerate your social connections on stoat
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
they don't do id checks on glip. just make a room on zulip. you can make a group chat on cliq. put some stickers on pumble. post your bread pics on voxer and your cat pics on happeo. flirt with people on weavix. discuss your private medical issues on jitsi. enumerate your social connections on stoat
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When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
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The Epstein files show they don't give a fuck about child safety except as a tradable asset for their rich retainers.
It's an op, and a fucking obvious one, and more reporting should be devoted to finding the people pushing for it.
It's an op, and a fucking obvious one, and more reporting should be devoted to finding the people pushing for it.
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The Epstein files show they don't give a fuck about child safety except as a tradable asset for their rich retainers.
It's an op, and a fucking obvious one, and more reporting should be devoted to finding the people pushing for it.
It's an op, and a fucking obvious one, and more reporting should be devoted to finding the people pushing for it.
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The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.
alternating between pettan pettan tsurupettan and chichi wo moge to show my support for all boobs
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
alternating between pettan pettan tsurupettan and chichi wo moge to show my support for all boobs
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it's not new or surprising to anyone with a functioning brain, but the dissonance of watching the entire internet get dismantled in the name of "children's safety" while every day everyone is hearing about how no one in the rich elite pedophile cabal suffers any consequences is a bit maddening
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
it's not new or surprising to anyone with a functioning brain, but the dissonance of watching the entire internet get dismantled in the name of "children's safety" while every day everyone is hearing about how no one in the rich elite pedophile cabal suffers any consequences is a bit maddening
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me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans
oh cool bsky has drafts now
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
oh cool bsky has drafts now
these balloon dog blind box figurines are a Desperate Need and i will be buying them once i get paid
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
these balloon dog blind box figurines are a Desperate Need and i will be buying them once i get paid
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one week until the year of the horse (honse)!
as a little honse treat, any orders for the next week that include my lascaux horse bumper stickers or sticker sheets will come with a free honse riso print - while supplies last
acorviart.bigcartel.com
as a little honse treat, any orders for the next week that include my lascaux horse bumper stickers or sticker sheets will come with a free honse riso print - while supplies last
acorviart.bigcartel.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
one week until the year of the horse (honse)!
as a little honse treat, any orders for the next week that include my lascaux horse bumper stickers or sticker sheets will come with a free honse riso print - while supplies last
acorviart.bigcartel.com
as a little honse treat, any orders for the next week that include my lascaux horse bumper stickers or sticker sheets will come with a free honse riso print - while supplies last
acorviart.bigcartel.com
the thing about "we'll use your game history to determine if youre an adult" is that my first joke thought was "time to publicly display all the erogames i used to play huhu im gonna go play all the smut on the front page of steam" which is, exactly what i would have done if i was 15, so
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
the thing about "we'll use your game history to determine if youre an adult" is that my first joke thought was "time to publicly display all the erogames i used to play huhu im gonna go play all the smut on the front page of steam" which is, exactly what i would have done if i was 15, so
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if any straight person complains about how there are too many gay ships or characters you're legally allowed to beat them with hammers. it's in the constitution
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 AM
if any straight person complains about how there are too many gay ships or characters you're legally allowed to beat them with hammers. it's in the constitution
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I made a video about Bobby Kotick, his friend Jeffrey Epstein, and a conspiracy of mediocre billionaire sickos: youtu.be/ZlrWz0JWfn8
Bobby Kotick, His Friend Jeffrey Epstein, And A Conspiracy Of Mediocre Billionaire Sickos
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I made a video about Bobby Kotick, his friend Jeffrey Epstein, and a conspiracy of mediocre billionaire sickos: youtu.be/ZlrWz0JWfn8