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November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Trying to be good for a whole week feels impossible when your best friend is actively sabotaging you. #CalvinandHobbes #HolidayChaos
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Every family has a drama queen. Calvin just writes it down like it’s breaking news. #CalvinandHobbes #KidReporter
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Calvin’s logic: if the world was once black and white, of course paintings were too. Makes sense… sort of.
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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When reality doesn’t buy your story, blame the parallel universe version of yourself.
#CalvinandHobbes #EvilTwin
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Calvin skipped the costume and went straight for existential dread. Now that’s scary.
#CalvinandHobbes #TrickOrTreat #SpookyThoughts #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Calvin discovers cold weather science the hard way…by freezing half to death.
#CalvinandHobbes #WinterProblems #KidLogic
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Hobbes insists he doesn’t purr… he just growls friendly-like.
#CalvinandHobbes #CatLogic #CozyMoments
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Calvin’s time machine plan is the ultimate homework hack.
#CalvinandHobbes #TimeTravel #ProcrastinationLevel100
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Watch out for those claws #CalvinandHobbes
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Home sweet home… until Hobbes makes it a contact sport.
#CalvinandHobbes #TigerTackle
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I'm guessing here, but the county's taxpayers are on the hook for those funds, not the county officials that should be...
October 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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It’s #BannedBooksWeek and yes, they banned To Kill a Mockingbird because it “makes people uncomfortable.”

That’s the point!

Books that expose racism and injustice SHOULD make you squirm. Silencing truth is cowardice.
Read what they fear.📚
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
:-/
Anti-vax onstage, Pfizer backstage.
October 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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The official snow dance is performed and nature completely ghosts them. What’s your snow-summoning ritual? #CalvinAndHobbes #WinterWish
October 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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From jingle to jingled nerves: Calvin concludes Santa is seasonal surveillance. #CalvinAndHobbes #SantaWatch
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He got exactly what he preached. Time and again he told colleagues he meant what he said.
What he said was evil as hell.
We are at the point in the honoring-Charlie-Kirk's-memory cycle when faculty are being fired for posting, without comment, Charlie Kirk's words. At the behest of politicians sworn to uphold the first amendment, and in public institutions covered by first amendment protections.
September 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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When your “future trip” drops you in dinosaur times. Run first, argue later. 🦖
#CalvinandHobbes #JurassicTrouble
September 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Instead of the media’s lazy posthumous takes, I am in favor of Kirk’s actual words being spread far and wide.
September 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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“I can’t stand the word empathy”

—Charlie Kirk
September 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Zooming toward the future, hoping the planet survives long enough to land. 🌍✈️
#CalvinandHobbes #TimeTravel
September 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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So this is the future… fewer skyscrapers, more trees than expected. 🌴
#CalvinandHobbes #FutureVibes
September 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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When discussing how to handle the unhoused and mentally ill populations, Brian Kilmeade of Fox & Friends recommended to “just kill them” using “involuntary lethal injection.”

This is how the Trump regime and its propagandists can normalize and bring about the mass murder of vulnerable populations.
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM