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ristretto.bsky.social
@ristretto.bsky.social
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trump has signed an executive order to let me personally launch a spaceshot from my backyard
January 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Me trying to recapture those space feels as a kid
December 4, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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At this point, it feels not only good to see a victory of justice, it feels weird even
I challenge you not to cry. A video is filled with emotions.

Two brothers reunite in Aleppo after being separated for many years due to the Assad regime.
December 3, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Going to be really hard to justify sending billions of dollars in military aid to one guy with ICC arrest warrants while we attempt to claim the moral high ground in helping to fight off the other guy with an ICC arrest warrant
November 21, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
happiness is stored in the nonlinear acoustics
you have to understand I’m listening to this at 120db. any sharp noise is going to make me fucking deaf
November 21, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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when i wanna listen to bob dylan but without the fuckass harmonica
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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99 doppler gated luftballoons
November 20, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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MY BOY ONLY [GUNSHOTS] [EXPLOSION] [BRAKES SCREECH] [BABY CRYING]
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 AM
we really need to stop using "ivy league grad" as a qualifier. the ivy league puts out an extraordinary amount of morons
An ex-NY Times columnist and Ivy League grad interviewed a billionaire about how he, the world’s richest man, and several other billionaires helped another billionaire/Ivy League grad/real estate mogul world defeat an HBCU grad to reclaim the most powerful office in the world.

The headline:
November 16, 2024 at 7:44 AM
if you were serious about an american insurgency you'd be paying more attention to a certain automotive sporting event than Red Dawn
November 16, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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fuck you thought this was lil boy
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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me at the mechanics asking if this engine oil is seed or vegetable
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Can’t be overstated the degree to which so much of the surveillance state is conspicuous but ineffective. It’s a massive waste of resources.
“The expansion of the NYPD’s drone program will combine flying cameras with a gun-shot detection technology, Shotspotter, that the city’s own audit has concluded is overwhelmingly inaccurate.”
New York City police will send drones to sites of reported robberies and gunshots
Despite civil liberty and accuracy concerns, the NYPD will dispatch drones to gunshots reported by Shotspotter
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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It's hilarious that Trump's entire plan to wrest control of the government is to rerun how we lost the Iraq war
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Lincoln absolutely mogging Lizzie with his bicurious facecard
November 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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daps u up outside NASA Langley research center
October 21, 2024 at 5:18 AM
sneet phone vibrate
October 18, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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naptime is wasted on small children who do not adequately appreciate it
September 30, 2023 at 10:04 PM
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if you drive a 4-door wrangler u r my enemy
September 9, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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I check this app once every 3 days in the hopes that they've added DMs or video posting
August 9, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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"jiffy lube" is short for ordinary jifferential lubrequations
August 23, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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reskeet if you love kittens or hate cops! :3
August 11, 2023 at 2:37 AM
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If I don't shoot down an aircraft in my lifetime I will not make it to heaven
August 10, 2023 at 4:57 AM
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look at the doohickeys. smell the lumber. think about grilling burger. great stuff
August 10, 2023 at 7:42 AM